The best money jokes

There was a fire at the local tax office but the fire brigade managed to put it out before any serious good was done.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: money
What do cows get when they do all their chores? Mooney.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, money
Q: Why does Santa have an accountant in the USA? A: So he can avoid Gift Taxes.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: accountant, geography, money, Santa, tax
Yo mama so fat and poor the only thing she could afford to eat was grease.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, money, Yo mama
‘A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.’ Bob Hope
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: money
Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant. Now he was being interviewed by a very nervous man who ran a small business that he had started himself. "I need someone with an accounting degree," the man said. "But mainly, I'm looking for someone to do my worrying for me." "Excuse me?" the accountant said. "I worry about a lot of things," the man said. "But I don't want to have to worry about money. Your job will be to take all the money worries off my back." "I see," the accountant said. "And how much does the job pay?" "I'll start you at eighty thousand." "Eighty thousand dollars!" the accountant exclaimed. "How can such a small business afford a sum like that?" "That," the owner said, "is your first worry."
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has 56.65 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: business, money, school
Q: When do Democrats like the idea of a flat tax? A: After it reaches 95%
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has 56.42 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: democrat, money, tax
A young college co-ed came running in tears to her father. "Dad, you gave me some terrible financial advice!" "I did? What did I tell you?" said the dad. "You told me to put my money in that big bank, and now that big bank is in trouble." "What are you talking about? That's one of the largest banks in the state," he said. "there must be some mistake." "I don't think so," she sniffed. "They just returned one of my checks with a note saying, 'Insufficient Funds'."
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: money
Willy: "Mom, are our neighbors very poor people? Mother: "I don't think so, Willy. Why do you ask?" Willy: "Because they made such a fuss when their baby swallowed a coin."
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: baby, kids, money
I keep getting bills from the Memory Erasing Clinic but I've never been there.
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: hospital, memory, money
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