The best money jokes

‘Why don’t oysters give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.’ Jay Leno
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: money
Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, money, Yo mama
What do cows get when they do all their chores? Mooney.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, money
Yo mama so fat and poor the only thing she could afford to eat was grease.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, money, Yo mama
‘A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.’ Bob Hope
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: money
Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant. Now he was being interviewed by a very nervous man who ran a small business that he had started himself. "I need someone with an accounting degree," the man said. "But mainly, I'm looking for someone to do my worrying for me." "Excuse me?" the accountant said. "I worry about a lot of things," the man said. "But I don't want to have to worry about money. Your job will be to take all the money worries off my back." "I see," the accountant said. "And how much does the job pay?" "I'll start you at eighty thousand." "Eighty thousand dollars!" the accountant exclaimed. "How can such a small business afford a sum like that?" "That," the owner said, "is your first worry."
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has 56.65 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: business, money, school
A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, "Your fee is several times more per hour then we get paid for medical care." "Yeah, but you see, doc, you have always the same model, it hasn't changed since Adam; but we have to keep up to date with new models coming every month."
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has 56.65 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: doctor, mechanic, medical, money
Yo mama so poor when i went to her house and picked up a paper plate she yelled "Not my good china!"
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has 56.50 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, money, Yo mama
Knock knock. Who's there? Cash. Cash who? Yes! I've always known you were a bit nutty!
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, mean, money
A guy walks in the local whorehouse, says "I want the cheapest one you got, I don't have much money." The guy behind the counter says "How bout the $1.95 cent special?" The customer says "ok", and he paid, headed to the room. When he opened the door, he found this beautiful broad spread out, just waiting for him. He rips off his clothes and starts going to town on her. Suddenly, all this white stuff starts coming out of her mouth, nose, ears. He freaked, "omg she's sick." He ran to the desk and told the guy what was happe ning, and the guy says "hey Joe! The dead one's full again!"
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has 56.30 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: black humor, customer service, dirty, disgusting, money
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