The best money jokes

Yo' Mama is so poor, she only goes to the grocery store for free samples.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, she does a drive-by from the bus.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when the waiter brought out her strip steak, she asked where to tuck the dollar bills.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: food, money, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, she considers the give-a-penny/take-a-penny cups part of her own "Save Yo' Mama" foundation.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
Money spoils people, thus folks of Sierra Leone are really good.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: money
Chuck Norris doesn't need money he gets everything for free.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money
Q: What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A: A tea party.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: death, money, political
When we moved to the US I was 8 years old. I remember asking my father if I can have an allowance? When he asked me what that was, I said you're allowed to give me money.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: age, family, geography, life, money
Q: Why did two women walk into a saloon pointing bananas at people and shouting: "GIVE US YER LOOT!" A: They were both blonds.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: blonde, money, stupid
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