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Yo' mama so poor, she fills her ice trays with toilet water!
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Your so poor, I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, "Who turned of the lights".
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A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you." The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves. "What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!" Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?" The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!"
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Yo mama so poor when I ring her buzzer she says, "bzzzzzzzzz."
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Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on her head? A: All you can eat under a buck.
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Living on earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the sun.
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A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, "If it weren't for my money, the house wouldn't be here!" The wife replied, "My dear, if it weren't for your money I wouldn't be here."
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Bills travel through the post at twice the speed of cheques.
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Money can’t buy happiness, but it can rent it for a couple of hours.
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A young woman walks into a bank to withdraw some money. ‘Can you identify yourself?’ asked the bank clerk. The young woman opens her handbag, takes out a mirror, looks into it and says, ‘Yes, it’s me all right.’
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