The best money jokes

One reason the Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don’t speak the same language. For example, if you told Navy personnel to “secure a building,” they would turn off the lights and lock the doors. Army personnel would occupy the building so no one could enter. Marines would assault the building, capture it, and defend it with suppressive fire and close combat. The Air Force, on the other hand, would take out a three-year lease with an option to buy.
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has 59.66 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: air force, death, military, money, navy
Yo mama so poor when i went to her house and picked up a paper plate she yelled "Not my good china!"
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has 59.20 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, money, Yo mama
Our body cells renew while asleep. If only our wallets could do the same.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: money
Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo' mama so poor, she fills her ice trays with toilet water!
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, her bathroom consists of a tin can and a pile of leaves.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, Yo mama
Did you hear about the man who received a tip on a horse called Cigarette? He didn't have enough money tabaccer!
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, money
Q: What do you call a group financial controller who's lost his job? A: Bob.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: accountant, money, work
Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
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has 59.05 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money
After his divorce Mr. Jones realized that poker isn't the only game that starts with holding hands and ends with a staggering financial loss.
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has 58.98 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: game, money, women
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