The best money jokes

Q: Why is divorce so costly? A: Because its justified, despite all the trouble.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: divorce, money
The newest therapy for healing the states of depression is so-called decapitation. It costs only 100 dollars but 50 dollars pays the health insurance company. The operation will be made only once and you will never feel depressive. I had also luck and I also gave an order to this kind of therapy. I wish well to myself.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: health, money
‘Why don’t oysters give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.’ Jay Leno
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: money
A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman out shopping. ‘I haven’t eaten anything in four days,’ he says. She looks at him and says, ‘God, I wish I had your willpower.’
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: money
Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, she only goes to the grocery store for free samples.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, she does a drive-by from the bus.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, she considers the give-a-penny/take-a-penny cups part of her own "Save Yo' Mama" foundation.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
Doctor to woman: "What is the matter about your husband?" Woman: "He is worrying about MONEY." Doctor: "I think I can relieve him of that."
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: doctor, husband, money
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