One reason the Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don’t speak the same language.
For example, if you told Navy personnel to “secure a building,” they would turn off the lights and lock the doors.
Army personnel would occupy the building so no one could enter.
Marines would assault the building, capture it, and defend it with suppressive fire and close combat.
The Air Force, on the other hand, would take out a three-year lease with an option to buy.
Yo mama so poor when i went to her house and picked up a paper plate she yelled "Not my good china!"
Our body cells renew while asleep.
If only our wallets could do the same.
Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.
Yo' mama so poor, she fills her ice trays with toilet water!
Yo' Mama is so poor, her bathroom consists of a tin can and a pile of leaves.
Did you hear about the man who received a tip on a horse called Cigarette?
He didn't have enough money tabaccer!
Q: What do you call a group financial controller who's lost his job?
A: Bob.
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Chuck Norris does not play the lottery.
It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
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After his divorce Mr. Jones realized that poker isn't the only game that starts with holding hands and ends with a staggering financial loss.