The best money jokes

Hitler got a heart attack when he saw the gas bill.
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A young college co-ed came running in tears to her father. "Dad, you gave me some terrible financial advice!" "I did? What did I tell you?" said the dad. "You told me to put my money in that big bank, and now that big bank is in trouble." "What are you talking about? That's one of the largest banks in the state," he said. "there must be some mistake." "I don't think so," she sniffed. "They just returned one of my checks with a note saying, 'Insufficient Funds'."
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Misers are lousy to live with, but they make great ancestors.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, her face is on the food stamp.
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Man, to friend, ‘A thief has stolen my wife’s credit card. Last month he ran up a bill of over a thousand pounds.’ ‘That’s terrible,’ says the friend. ‘You should report this thief to the police.’ ‘I would,’ says the man. ‘But at the moment he’s spending less than my wife does.’
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How to tell who is Jewish in your class, drop a penny and see who gets their first.
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There was a fire at the local tax office but the fire brigade managed to put it out before any serious good was done.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she only goes to the grocery store for free samples.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she does a drive-by from the bus.
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