Our body cells renew while asleep. If only our wallets could do the same.
Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.
Yo' mama so poor, she fills her ice trays with toilet water!
Did you hear about the man who received a tip on a horse called Cigarette? He didn't have enough money tabaccer!
Q: What do you call a group financial controller who's lost his job? A: Bob.
Q: Why does Santa have an accountant in the USA? A: So he can avoid Gift Taxes.
Q: How do you kill 1000 Jews at once? A: Throw a dollar off a cliff.
A social worker is facing a mugger with a gun. "Your money or your life!" says the mugger. "I'm sorry," the social worker answers, "I am a social worker, so I have no money and no life."
After his divorce Mr. Jones realized that poker isn't the only game that starts with holding hands and ends with a staggering financial loss.
How do you find the population of a Mexican village? Roll a quarter down the street.r