The best money jokes

Insurance companies are trying to set new guidelines before approving Viagra coverage. What will they use to set those guidelines? A growth chart.
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: dirty, money, viagra
If I won the Lottery, I wouldn’t be one of those people who immediately quit their jobs. I’d make my boss’s life a living hell for a week or two first.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: money
Why was the man sued by his horse? For palomino-money!
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, lawyer, money
Yo mama is so poor that she has to take the trash IN.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
Moody was awakened by the telephone at four A.M. It was his Ku Klux Klan buddy, Crumm, calling long distance from Montgomery. "What's the matter?" asked Moody. "Are you in trouble?" "No!" said Crumm. "What do you want, then?" "Nothing!" "Then how come you are calling me in the middle of the night?" asked Moody. "Cause!" said the other redneck, "the rates are cheaper!"
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: money, phone, redneck
Knock knock. Who's there? Cash. Cash who? Yes! I've always known you were a bit nutty!
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, mean, money
How much money did the bronco have? Only a buck!
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, money
Why would I buy a pumpkin at the store for $5 when I can drive 30 miles & pay to make my kids walk through a field to pick our own for $27.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: driving, kids, money
The teacher asks a student "If you have $5 and billy takes $3, how much do you have left?" The student replies "Not enough for fucking lunch and billy ain't gonna have no got damn teeth left stealing my 3 dollars."
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: math, money, student, teacher, vulgar
An young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. After sex the girl said, "I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'am actually a hooker, and I charge $100 for what we just did." The man retorted, "And I should have mentioned this before, but I'am actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $200."
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has 58.06 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: money
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