The best money jokes

Our body cells renew while asleep. If only our wallets could do the same.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: money
Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo' mama so poor, she fills her ice trays with toilet water!
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, Yo mama
Did you hear about the man who received a tip on a horse called Cigarette? He didn't have enough money tabaccer!
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, money
Q: What do you call a group financial controller who's lost his job? A: Bob.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: accountant, money, work
Q: Why does Santa have an accountant in the USA? A: So he can avoid Gift Taxes.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: accountant, geography, money, Santa, tax
Q: How do you kill 1000 Jews at once? A: Throw a dollar off a cliff.
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has 58.98 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, jewish, money, racist
A social worker is facing a mugger with a gun. "Your money or your life!" says the mugger. "I'm sorry," the social worker answers, "I am a social worker, so I have no money and no life."
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has 58.77 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: life, money, work
After his divorce Mr. Jones realized that poker isn't the only game that starts with holding hands and ends with a staggering financial loss.
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has 58.77 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: game, money, women
How do you find the population of a Mexican village? Roll a quarter down the street.r
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has 58.77 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: mexican, money, racist
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