The best money jokes

Why was the man sued by his horse? For palomino-money!
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, lawyer, money
Yo mama is so poor that she has to take the trash IN.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
The newest therapy for healing the states of depression is so-called decapitation. It costs only 100 dollars but 50 dollars pays the health insurance company. The operation will be made only once and you will never feel depressive. I had also luck and I also gave an order to this kind of therapy. I wish well to myself.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: health, money
How much money did the bronco have? Only a buck!
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, money
It was very hot, and this guy runs to a nearby store to buy a hand fan. There were two similar fans in make and model but one was 25 cents and the other was 50 cents. The guy opted for the cheaper one thinking that they work the same way. Before he left the store, the owner tried to impress on the buyer on how each works, but the buyer was not interested - a fan is a fan is a fan, and he knows how to work it. The 25 cent fan broke. He came back yelling and screaming that the fan was no good. The owner explained that he should have got the operating instructions: "With the 50 cent fan, you move your wrist left and right to get the air flowing. With the 25 cent fan which works differently, you hold the fan steady in your wrist and move your head left to right to get the air flowing."
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: customer service, money, stupid, technology, weather
Q: What is a Democratic Free Market? A: One that hands out slices of cheese.
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has 58.09 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: democrat, food, money, political
A young college co-ed came running in tears to her father. "Dad, you gave me some terrible financial advice!" "I did? What did I tell you?" said the dad. "You told me to put my money in that big bank, and now that big bank is in trouble." "What are you talking about? That's one of the largest banks in the state," he said. "there must be some mistake." "I don't think so," she sniffed. "They just returned one of my checks with a note saying, 'Insufficient Funds'."
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has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: money
There are a hundred holes in the body of a woman; one of them would be filled with a penis and 99 others could be filled with money.
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has 57.44 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: dirty, mean, money, sex, women
Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: bird, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, her face is on the food stamp.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, Yo mama
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