The best money jokes

Did you hear about the man who received a tip on a horse called Cigarette? He didn't have enough money tabaccer!
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, money
Q: What do you call a group financial controller who's lost his job? A: Bob.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: accountant, money, work
Q: Why does Santa have an accountant in the USA? A: So he can avoid Gift Taxes.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: accountant, geography, money, Santa, tax
The first paper money press was invented when Chuck Norris drew a design under his boot and stepped on a tree.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money
A social worker is facing a mugger with a gun. "Your money or your life!" says the mugger. "I'm sorry," the social worker answers, "I am a social worker, so I have no money and no life."
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has 58.77 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: life, money, work
A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: money
Man, to friend, ‘A thief has stolen my wife’s credit card. Last month he ran up a bill of over a thousand pounds.’ ‘That’s terrible,’ says the friend. ‘You should report this thief to the police.’ ‘I would,’ says the man. ‘But at the moment he’s spending less than my wife does.’
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: money
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: fart, insulting, money, Yo mama
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. He only brought enough money for one beer though. As hes drinking his beer, which was quite expensive, he realizes how bad he has to go to the bathroom. Not wanting anyone to drink his expensive beer, he takes out a 3x5 note card and writes on it, "I SPIT IN THIS BEER", and walks to the bathroom. When he comes back about 15 minutes later, theres another 3x5 note card next to his beer saying, "I SPIT IN IT TOO".
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, beer, money, time
Moody was awakened by the telephone at four A.M. It was his Ku Klux Klan buddy, Crumm, calling long distance from Montgomery. "What's the matter?" asked Moody. "Are you in trouble?" "No!" said Crumm. "What do you want, then?" "Nothing!" "Then how come you are calling me in the middle of the night?" asked Moody. "Cause!" said the other redneck, "the rates are cheaper!"
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: money, phone, redneck
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