Yo' mama so poor, she fills her ice trays with toilet water!
Did you hear about the man who received a tip on a horse called Cigarette? He didn't have enough money tabaccer!
Q: What do you call a group financial controller who's lost his job? A: Bob.
Q: Why does Santa have an accountant in the USA? A: So he can avoid Gift Taxes.
The proprietor of an adult store steps out to run a few errands and leaves his employee in charge. A woman comes in and wants to purchase a dildo. She looks at the shelf behind the register. "How much for the white one?" "$10." "How much for the black one?" "$20." She buys the white one. A little later , another woman comes in and also wants to buy a dildo. After asking the clerk for prices, she decides on the black one. A third lady comes in for a dildo. She checks the price of the white one , the black one and asks about the plaid one. She makes her purchase and leaves.The proprietor returns and asks how things went. "Great! I sold a white one, a black one, and I got thirty buck for your thermos!"
Yo mama is so poor that she washes paper plates.
A social worker is facing a mugger with a gun. "Your money or your life!" says the mugger. "I'm sorry," the social worker answers, "I am a social worker, so I have no money and no life."
After his divorce Mr. Jones realized that poker isn't the only game that starts with holding hands and ends with a staggering financial loss.
How do you find the population of a Mexican village? Roll a quarter down the street.r
A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year.