The best money jokes

Is everything expensive or I'm just poor?
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: money
Q: There is a $100 bill sitting in the middle of a 4 way intersection, at one side there is a man hating dike, at another side, there is Santa, at another side there is the Easter Bunny, and at the las side there is a man loving lesbian. Who gets the $100 bill? A: The man hating dike because all others are a figure of your imagination.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: easter, life, men, money, Santa
Why would I buy a pumpkin at the store for $5 when I can drive 30 miles & pay to make my kids walk through a field to pick our own for $27.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: driving, kids, money
The teacher asks a student "If you have $5 and billy takes $3, how much do you have left?" The student replies "Not enough for fucking lunch and billy ain't gonna have no got damn teeth left stealing my 3 dollars."
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: math, money, student, teacher, vulgar
Knock knock. Who's there? Cash. Cash who? Yes! I've always known you were a bit nutty!
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, mean, money
There was a fire at the local tax office but the fire brigade managed to put it out before any serious good was done.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: money
What do cows get when they do all their chores? Mooney.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, money
Misers are lousy to live with, but they make great ancestors.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: money
Why was the man sued by his horse? For palomino-money!
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, lawyer, money
Yo mama so fat and poor the only thing she could afford to eat was grease.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, money, Yo mama
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