There was a fire at the local tax office but the fire brigade managed to put it out before any serious good was done.
What do cows get when they do all their chores? Mooney.
Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
Q: Why does Santa have an accountant in the USA? A: So he can avoid Gift Taxes.
Misers are lousy to live with, but they make great ancestors.
Why was the man sued by his horse? For palomino-money!
The holiday season: A deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
Yo momma so poor I farted in her house and she bowed her head, stomped her feet and praised the lord saying " we got heat".
Yo mama so fat and poor the only thing she could afford to eat was grease.
Man, to friend, ‘A thief has stolen my wife’s credit card. Last month he ran up a bill of over a thousand pounds.’ ‘That’s terrible,’ says the friend. ‘You should report this thief to the police.’ ‘I would,’ says the man. ‘But at the moment he’s spending less than my wife does.’