The best money jokes

I wouldn’t say that inflation is making my life difficult, but I’m now starving on an income I used to dream about.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: money
Yo mama is so poor that she had to get a second mortgage on her cardboard box.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, Yo mama
A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was approached by a man who asked advice on how to handle his ulcer. The doctor mumbled some medical advice, then turned to the lawyer and asked, "How do you handle the situation when you are asked for advice during a social function?" "Just send an account for such advice" replied the lawyer. On the next morning the doctor arrived at his surgery and issued the ulcer-stricken man a $50 account. That afternoon he received a $100 account from the lawyer.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: doctor, lawyer, medical, money, party
One day Adam and his parents were at the mall. Adams mum gave him a $5 note and sent him on his way. He got a bag of chips and a drink. He went outside and his mum and dad weren't there.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: family, food, kids, mean, money
I like black people . . . . . I used to have some black friends 'till my dad sold them!
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has 50.69 % from 215 votes. More jokes about: black people, dad, money
Q: Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets it?? A: No one the first four doesn't exist and the other blonde thought it was a gum wrapper!
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: blonde, easter, money, Santa, stupid
Don’t spend money having your shirts laundered. Donate them to a charity shop, then when they’ve cleaned them, buy them back.
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has 50.45 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: money
Budgeting: When you work out that the money you owe is exactly the same as the money you spent.
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has 50.45 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: money
Hitler got a heart attack when he saw the gas bill.
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has 50.44 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, money
How do you find the population of a Mexican village? Roll a quarter down the street.r
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has 49.95 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: mexican, money, racist
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