Q: Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets it?? A: No one the first four doesn't exist and the other blonde thought it was a gum wrapper!
In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
Don’t spend money having your shirts laundered. Donate them to a charity shop, then when they’ve cleaned them, buy them back.
Budgeting: When you work out that the money you owe is exactly the same as the money you spent.
Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth. The next day he won the lottery.
How do you find the population of a Mexican village? Roll a quarter down the street.r
Deciding to take up jogging, the middle-aged man was astounded by the wide selection of jogging shoes available at the local sports shoe store. While trying on a basic pair of jogging shoe, he noticed a minor feature and asked the clerk about it. “What’s this little pocket thing here on the side for?” “Oh, that’s to carry spare change so you can call your wife to come pick you up when you’ve jogged too far.”
What kind of money do polar bears use? Ice lolly.
Men are like.....Coffee The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
‘Money frees you from doing things you dislike, since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.’ Groucho Marx