The best money jokes

I like black people . . . . . I used to have some black friends 'till my dad sold them!
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has 50.59 % from 221 votes. More jokes about: black people, dad, money
How do you find the population of a Mexican village? Roll a quarter down the street.r
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has 50.54 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: mexican, money, racist
In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
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has 50.54 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money
Don’t spend money having your shirts laundered. Donate them to a charity shop, then when they’ve cleaned them, buy them back.
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has 50.45 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: money
Budgeting: When you work out that the money you owe is exactly the same as the money you spent.
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has 50.45 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: money
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you." The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves. "What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!" Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?" The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!"
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has 49.63 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: game, kids, money, work
‘Money frees you from doing things you dislike, since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.’ Groucho Marx
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: money
This antique pocket watch has been in my family for generations. It’s true. My grandfather sold me it on his deathbed.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: money
A Jewish boy asked his father "Father, can you lend me 50 dollars?" The father replied, "40 dollars, What do you need 30 dollars for?"
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has 49.48 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: communication, jewish, mean, money, racist
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street and I asked her, "What are you doing?" and she said, "Moving".
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
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