The best money jokes

Money talks – all mine says is ‘Goodbye!’
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: money
A man walks into a bar and orders a triple brandy with a double whisky chaser. ‘You know I shouldn’t really be drinking like this with what I’ve got,’ says the man to the barman. ‘Why? What have you got?’ asks the barman. ‘Fifty pence,’ replies the man.
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I wouldn’t say Harry was mean, but last Christmas Eve he fired a pistol in the garden and told the kids Santa had committed suicide.
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Man, to friend, ‘My wife makes terrible demands for money. Two weeks ago she asked for £50. Last week she wanted £100, and yesterday it was £150.’ Friend, ‘What does she do with it all?’ Man, ‘I don’t know. I never give her any.’
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Yo mama so poor when I ring her buzzer she says, "bzzzzzzzzz."
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
Yo momma is so poor for Christmas she got a box, put two sticks on it, spun it and said son here's your xbox 360.
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has 47.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, game, money, Yo mama
Little Johnny was in Maths class when his teacher asked him: "Johnny, if your Mother had to repay a loan of $100,000, and you gave her $50,000, what would she need to repay the loan?" Johnny replied, "To repay the loan? $50,000 more. To stay alive? CPR."
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has 47.86 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: black humor, little Johnny, math, money, vulgar
A gay American was caught by his Filipino gay husband cheating. The American husband asked, "how did you find out?" The Filipino husband replied, "through my Western Union Receipts."
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has 47.79 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: gay, geography, marriage, money
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on her head? A: All you can eat under a buck.
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has 47.46 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: dirty, money
Two hunters are stalking through the forest when one says to the other that he has to take a dump. "Well, go in the bushes." "What should I use to wipe my ass?" "Use a dollar bill." A few minutes later the hunter steps out of the bushes with s**t all over his hands. "What happened?" asks his friend. "I didn't have a dollar bill, so I used four quarters."
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, hunting, money
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