The best money jokes

Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: duck, money, Yo mama
I went to the groceries because I wanted to buy one bottle of milk. I have found out that I´ve got only 0,50 cent and the mild has cost 1 euro. I have told the saleswoman that I have only 0,50 cent and I want to buy one bottle of milk. She has solved the situation very practically. She has taken the mop, went to the storage, cleaned the floor with spilled milk on it, she has pressed out the mop to the carry bag and gave it to me. At home I have added this milk to the coffee, I have felt something like stones or something like that under my teeth, but the coffee was really tasty. After that came my friends and the party has continued as usual.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: business, customer service, friendship, money, party
Where to birds invest their money? In the stork market!
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: money
A mink in the wardrobe often leads to a wolf at the door.
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: money
After any salary rise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before.
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: money
I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: money
What I want to know is how did a fool and his money get together in the first place?
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: money
We have our water metered and it’s very expensive. The other day the house was on fire and we didn’t know whether it would be cheaper to let it burn.
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: money
A man goes into a bank and asks the cashier to check his balance, so the cashier pushes him over.
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: money
What’s the difference between a pigeon and a tramp? The pigeon can put a deposit on a Porsche.
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: money
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