A man goes into a bank and asks the cashier to check his balance, so the cashier pushes him over.
What’s the best way to get in touch with your long-lost relatives?
Win the Lottery.
I saw a tramp who was so broke he was standing on the corner shouting, ‘Will work for cardboard and a magic marker!’
Our house was so small if we got a large pizza we had to go outside to eat it.
We were so poor the only way I could afford to get my suit pressed was to ride the subway during rush hour.
What’s the difference between a pigeon and a tramp?
The pigeon can put a deposit on a Porsche.
He was so mean he used to give his children £1 each instead of an evening meal, then charged them £2 for breakfast.
They say about money that you can’t take it with you.
I can’t even afford to go.
An old Jewish beggar was out on the street, begging with his tin cup.
A man passed by and the beggar said to the man, "Sir, could you spare 3 cents for a cup of coffee?"
And the man said, "Where do get coffee for 3 cents?"
And the beggar said, "Who buys retail?"
One day Adam and his parents were at the mall.
Adams mum gave him a $5 note and sent him on his way.
He got a bag of chips and a drink.
He went outside and his mum and dad weren't there.