The best money jokes

What’s the difference between a pigeon and a tramp? The pigeon can put a deposit on a Porsche.
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: money
All I ask for is the opportunity to prove that money doesn’t buy happiness...All most people want is a chance to prove money can’t make them happy.
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: money
William: May I have some money for the man crying outside ? Mum: What crying man ? William: The one that's crying, 'Ice cream! Ice Cream !'
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: food, money
Money is not everything. There’s also MasterCard and Visa.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: money
What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire? A very witch person.
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: money
Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: duck, money, Yo mama
An old Jewish beggar was out on the street, begging with his tin cup. A man passed by and the beggar said to the man, "Sir, could you spare 3 cents for a cup of coffee?" And the man said, "Where do get coffee for 3 cents?" And the beggar said, "Who buys retail?"
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has 45.35 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: age, jewish, money
There is the story of a preacher who got up one Sunday and announced to his congregation: "I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. The bad news is, it's still out there in your pockets."
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: money
That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing. I told you he was a bum steer.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, money
How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember the combination.
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has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: money
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