A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was approached by a man who asked advice on how to handle his ulcer. The doctor mumbled some medical advice, then turned to the lawyer and asked, "How do you handle the situation when you are asked for advice during a social function?" "Just send an account for such advice" replied the lawyer. On the next morning the doctor arrived at his surgery and issued the ulcer-stricken man a $50 account. That afternoon he received a $100 account from the lawyer.
‘How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars…’ Steve Martin
If God had meant us to pay taxes, he’d have made us smart enough to fill in the return form.
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains? If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
Using a credit card is a convenient way to spend money you wish you had.
You will never see a car worth over $10,000 with an Obama sticker on the back.
Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
Where to birds invest their money? In the stork market!
A mink in the wardrobe often leads to a wolf at the door.
After any salary rise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before.