The best money jokes

A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was approached by a man who asked advice on how to handle his ulcer. The doctor mumbled some medical advice, then turned to the lawyer and asked, "How do you handle the situation when you are asked for advice during a social function?" "Just send an account for such advice" replied the lawyer. On the next morning the doctor arrived at his surgery and issued the ulcer-stricken man a $50 account. That afternoon he received a $100 account from the lawyer.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: doctor, lawyer, medical, money, party
‘How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars…’ Steve Martin
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: money
If God had meant us to pay taxes, he’d have made us smart enough to fill in the return form.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: money
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains? If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: money
Using a credit card is a convenient way to spend money you wish you had.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: money
You will never see a car worth over $10,000 with an Obama sticker on the back.
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: car, money, political, republican
Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: duck, money, Yo mama
Where to birds invest their money? In the stork market!
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: money
A mink in the wardrobe often leads to a wolf at the door.
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: money
After any salary rise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before.
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: money
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