The best money jokes

Using a credit card is a convenient way to spend money you wish you had.
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An old Jewish beggar was out on the street, begging with his tin cup. A man passed by and the beggar said to the man, "Sir, could you spare 3 cents for a cup of coffee?" And the man said, "Where do get coffee for 3 cents?" And the beggar said, "Who buys retail?"
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Where to birds invest their money? In the stork market!
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: money
After any salary rise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before.
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I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
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What I want to know is how did a fool and his money get together in the first place?
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‘If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.’ Mark Twain
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We have our water metered and it’s very expensive. The other day the house was on fire and we didn’t know whether it would be cheaper to let it burn.
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A man goes into a bank and asks the cashier to check his balance, so the cashier pushes him over.
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What’s the difference between a pigeon and a tramp? The pigeon can put a deposit on a Porsche.
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