The best money jokes

Three boys were walking along the beach one day when they see a cave. The first boy goes in and is looking at a banknote on a big rock when a ghostly voice calls out '' I am the ghost of Auntie Abel and this five dollars stays on the table!'' The second boy goes in and is reaching for the money when the same thing happens again. The third boy goes in ,sees the five dollars and cries out,''I am the ghost of David Crockett and this five dollars goes in my pocket!''
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: money
That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing. I told you he was a bum steer.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, money
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire? A bunny with money.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, money
An old Jewish beggar was out on the street, begging with his tin cup. A man passed by and the beggar said to the man, "Sir, could you spare 3 cents for a cup of coffee?" And the man said, "Where do get coffee for 3 cents?" And the beggar said, "Who buys retail?"
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has 46.90 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: age, jewish, money
Ted said to his friend, 'can you lend me $10?' 'But I only have $8,' his friend replied. That's OK, you can always owe me the other $2!
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: money
A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was approached by a man who asked advice on how to handle his ulcer. The doctor mumbled some medical advice, then turned to the lawyer and asked, "How do you handle the situation when you are asked for advice during a social function?" "Just send an account for such advice" replied the lawyer. On the next morning the doctor arrived at his surgery and issued the ulcer-stricken man a $50 account. That afternoon he received a $100 account from the lawyer.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: doctor, lawyer, medical, money, party
One day Adam and his parents were at the mall. Adams mum gave him a $5 note and sent him on his way. He got a bag of chips and a drink. He went outside and his mum and dad weren't there.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: family, food, kids, mean, money
‘How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars…’ Steve Martin
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: money
If God had meant us to pay taxes, he’d have made us smart enough to fill in the return form.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: money
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains? If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: money
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