‘How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars…’ Steve Martin
If God had meant us to pay taxes, he’d have made us smart enough to fill in the return form.
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?
If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
Using a credit card is a convenient way to spend money you wish you had.
Where to birds invest their money?
In the stork market!
‘Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.’
Jay Leno
A mink in the wardrobe often leads to a wolf at the door.
After any salary rise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before.
I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
What I want to know is how did a fool and his money get together in the first place?