The best money jokes

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains? If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
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Using a credit card is a convenient way to spend money you wish you had.
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Your so poor, I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, "Who turned of the lights".
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Where to birds invest their money? In the stork market!
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After any salary rise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before.
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I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
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What I want to know is how did a fool and his money get together in the first place?
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‘If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.’ Mark Twain
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We have our water metered and it’s very expensive. The other day the house was on fire and we didn’t know whether it would be cheaper to let it burn.
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A man goes into a bank and asks the cashier to check his balance, so the cashier pushes him over.
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