The best money jokes

Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on her head? A: All you can eat under a buck.
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has 47.46 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: dirty, money
Q: Why did the silly kid try to feed pennies to the cat? A: Because his mother told him to put money in the kitty.
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has 47.46 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: cat, kids, kitty, money
Two hunters are stalking through the forest when one says to the other that he has to take a dump. "Well, go in the bushes." "What should I use to wipe my ass?" "Use a dollar bill." A few minutes later the hunter steps out of the bushes with s**t all over his hands. "What happened?" asks his friend. "I didn't have a dollar bill, so I used four quarters."
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, hunting, money
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire? A bunny with money.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, money
Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
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has 47.24 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, money
In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal. He answered: "Where?" The country went bankrupt.
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has 47.06 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, geography, money, travel
‘How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars…’ Steve Martin
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: money
If God had meant us to pay taxes, he’d have made us smart enough to fill in the return form.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: money
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains? If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: money
Using a credit card is a convenient way to spend money you wish you had.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: money
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