The best money jokes

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire? A bunny with money.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, money
Valentines Slogans 10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk, But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk. 9. Our love will never become cold and hollow, Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow. 8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store, In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore. 7. This feels so good, it feels so right, I just wish it wasn't $250 a night. 6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class, Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass. 5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished, But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!! 4. Through all the things that came to pass, Our love has grown. . . but so's your ass. 3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie, I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty". 2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny, So right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny! 1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister. You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!
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has 47.24 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, love, money, sex, Valentines day
Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
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has 47.24 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, money
In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal. He answered: "Where?" The country went bankrupt.
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has 47.06 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, geography, money, travel
Little Johnny was in Maths class when his teacher asked him: "Johnny, if your Mother had to repay a loan of $100,000, and you gave her $50,000, what would she need to repay the loan?" Johnny replied, "To repay the loan? $50,000 more. To stay alive? CPR."
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has 47.05 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: black humor, little Johnny, math, money, vulgar
‘How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars…’ Steve Martin
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: money
If God had meant us to pay taxes, he’d have made us smart enough to fill in the return form.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: money
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains? If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: money
Using a credit card is a convenient way to spend money you wish you had.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: money
Your so poor, I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, "Who turned of the lights".
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
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