The best money jokes

A man is talking to the tax inspector who’s come to review his records. The inspector says, ‘As a citizen you have an obligation to pay taxes, and we expect you to pay them with a smile.’ ‘Thank God for that,’ replies the man. ‘I thought you were going to ask for cash.’
Vote:
has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: money
Q: Why do Jews have so big noses? A: Because the air is free.
Vote:
has 44.16 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: insulting, jewish, money, racist
Three boys were walking along the beach one day when they see a cave. The first boy goes in and is looking at a banknote on a big rock when a ghostly voice calls out '' I am the ghost of Auntie Abel and this five dollars stays on the table!'' The second boy goes in and is reaching for the money when the same thing happens again. The third boy goes in ,sees the five dollars and cries out,''I am the ghost of David Crockett and this five dollars goes in my pocket!''
Vote:
has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: money
Where do fish keep their money? In a river bank!
Vote:
has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: money
What kind of money do marsupials use? Pocket change!
Vote:
has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: money
Yo' Mama is so poor, her tv only has two channels: on and not working.
Vote:
has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, work, Yo mama
What king of money do fishermen make? Net profits!
Vote:
has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: money
When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
Vote:
has 42.26 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health, money
When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
Vote:
has 42.26 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, money
A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender says, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?" The guy says, "You would be drinking fast if you had what I had." The bartender says, "What do you have?" The guy says, "75 cents."
Vote:
has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, bartender, money
<<<66676869
More jokes →
Page 66 of 85.