The holiday season: A deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
William: May I have some money for the man crying outside ?
Mum: What crying man ?
William: The one that's crying, 'Ice cream! Ice Cream !'
What’s the quickest way to double your money?
Fold it in half!
Dick’s family were very poor – when the wolf came to the door, they ate it.
I am currently experiencing an out-of-money experience.
The teacher asks a student "If you have $5 and billy takes $3, how much do you have left?"
The student replies "Not enough for fucking lunch and billy ain't gonna have no got damn teeth left stealing my 3 dollars."
Q: There is a $100 bill sitting in the middle of a 4 way intersection, at one side there is a man hating dike, at another side, there is Santa, at another side there is the Easter Bunny, and at the las side there is a man loving lesbian. Who gets the $100 bill?
A: The man hating dike because all others are a figure of your imagination.
When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
Vote:
A gay American was caught by his Filipino gay husband cheating.
The American husband asked, "how did you find out?"
The Filipino husband replied, "through my Western Union Receipts."
That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing.
I told you he was a bum steer.