The best money jokes

I’m proud to say I made my money the old-fashioned way. My dad left it to me in his will.
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A man is talking to the tax inspector who’s come to review his records. The inspector says, ‘As a citizen you have an obligation to pay taxes, and we expect you to pay them with a smile.’ ‘Thank God for that,’ replies the man. ‘I thought you were going to ask for cash.’
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Three boys were walking along the beach one day when they see a cave. The first boy goes in and is looking at a banknote on a big rock when a ghostly voice calls out '' I am the ghost of Auntie Abel and this five dollars stays on the table!'' The second boy goes in and is reaching for the money when the same thing happens again. The third boy goes in ,sees the five dollars and cries out,''I am the ghost of David Crockett and this five dollars goes in my pocket!''
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: money
A guy dials his home phone number from work. A strange woman answers. The guy says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," answered the woman. "We don’t have a maid!" "I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house." "Well, this is her husband. Is she there?" "Ummm…she’s upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I just figured was her husband." The guy is fuming. He says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?" "What do I have to do?" "I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and shoot that witch and the jerk she’s with." The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps, followed by a couple of gunshots. The maid comes back to the phone. "What should I do with the bodies?" "Throw them in the swimming pool!" "What pool?”" "Uh.. is this 832-4173?"
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: money, phone, women, work
So this blonde woman walks into a shop and asks the owner "Have you got a phone I can borrow as I have a bit of money and I want to call my mom." The owner says "yes" and takes her to the back of the room as he realized she was a blonde so he wanted a blowjob. So they go in the back of the room and the guy took his pants off and took out his penis. So the woman gave him the money and she put her mouth on his penis and shouted: "HEY MOM ARE YOU IN THERE!"
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: blonde, money, phone, sex, stupid
When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
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has 43.42 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, money
Where do fish keep their money? In a river bank!
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: money
What kind of money do marsupials use? Pocket change!
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: money
Yo' Mama is so poor, her tv only has two channels: on and not working.
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, work, Yo mama
What king of money do fishermen make? Net profits!
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: money
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