The best money jokes

What’s the difference between a pigeon and a tramp? The pigeon can put a deposit on a Porsche.
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: money
All I ask for is the opportunity to prove that money doesn’t buy happiness...All most people want is a chance to prove money can’t make them happy.
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: money
How to tell who is Jewish in your class, drop a penny and see who gets their first.
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has 45.84 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: jewish, money, racist
The holiday season: A deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, money, religious, time
William: May I have some money for the man crying outside ? Mum: What crying man ? William: The one that's crying, 'Ice cream! Ice Cream !'
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: food, money
A man walks into a New York City bank and says he wants to borrow $2,000 for three weeks. The loan officer asks him what kind of collateral he has. The man says "I've got a Rolls Royce -- keep it until the loan is paid off -- here are the keys." The loan officer promptly has the car driven into the bank's underground parking for safe keeping, and gives the man $2,000. Three weeks later the man comes into the bank, pays back the $2,000 loan, plus $10 interest, and regains possession of the Rolls Royce. The loan officer asks him, "Sir, if I may ask, why would a man who drives a Rolls Royce need to borrow two thousand dollars?" The man answers, "I had to go to Europe for three weeks, and where else could I store a Rolls Royce for that long for ten dollars?"
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: money
Money is not everything. There’s also MasterCard and Visa.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: money
Dick’s family were very poor – when the wolf came to the door, they ate it.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: money
A guy dials his home phone number from work. A strange woman answers. The guy says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," answered the woman. "We don’t have a maid!" "I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house." "Well, this is her husband. Is she there?" "Ummm…she’s upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I just figured was her husband." The guy is fuming. He says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?" "What do I have to do?" "I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and shoot that witch and the jerk she’s with." The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps, followed by a couple of gunshots. The maid comes back to the phone. "What should I do with the bodies?" "Throw them in the swimming pool!" "What pool?”" "Uh.. is this 832-4173?"
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has 44.95 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: money, phone, women, work
There is the story of a preacher who got up one Sunday and announced to his congregation: "I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. The bad news is, it's still out there in your pockets."
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: money
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