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What’s six inches long, two inches wide and drives women wild? A fifty-dollar bill.
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Uncle gives little Johnny a £5 note for his birthday. ‘Spend it carefully,’ says Uncle. ‘Remember – a fool and his money are soon parted.’ Little Johnny replies, ‘Well you certainly handed it over fast enough.’
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A young man wants to be left something in his aunt’s will, so every day he goes round and takes her poodles for a walk. When she finally dies, she does indeed remember the kindness of her nephew – and leaves him the poodles.
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What’s the best way to get in touch with your long-lost relatives? Win the Lottery.
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I saw a tramp who was so broke he was standing on the corner shouting, ‘Will work for cardboard and a magic marker!’
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Our house was so small if we got a large pizza we had to go outside to eat it.
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He was so mean he used to give his children £1 each instead of an evening meal, then charged them £2 for breakfast.
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OK, who put a stop payment on my reality check?
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The cost of living is the difference between your net income and your gross habits!
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They say about money that you can’t take it with you. I can’t even afford to go.
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