The best money jokes

Three boys were walking along the beach one day when they see a cave. The first boy goes in and is looking at a banknote on a big rock when a ghostly voice calls out '' I am the ghost of Auntie Abel and this five dollars stays on the table!'' The second boy goes in and is reaching for the money when the same thing happens again. The third boy goes in ,sees the five dollars and cries out,''I am the ghost of David Crockett and this five dollars goes in my pocket!''
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: money
The holiday season: A deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
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has 43.61 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, money, religious, time
A Lalu brought a simple, spendthrift wife from a small town in Bihar. He convinced her that they should go for Honeymoon. The wife would not understand complex term as honeymoon and kept asking for explanation. Lalu said, "Let me feel you my manhood in Honeymoon and you would know." They went. Had lots of fun and came back. Wife back at home asked, "I still don’t understand what is this honeymoon that we went for." The Husband said, "Oh, we were together, had so many hugs, kisses, varieties of sex, jokes, fun all that is honeymoon." The spendthrift wife got angry, "You should have told me that before. Back in town, Malu, Kalu, Suru and I were together all the times, and had this fun without spending a dime of my money."
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has 43.39 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: holiday, marriage, money, sex, wife
Q: Why do Jews have so big noses? A: Because the air is free.
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has 43.22 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: insulting, jewish, money, racist
Where do fish keep their money? In a river bank!
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: money
What kind of money do marsupials use? Pocket change!
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: money
Yo' Mama is so poor, her tv only has two channels: on and not working.
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, work, Yo mama
How to tell who is Jewish in your class, drop a penny and see who gets their first.
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has 42.70 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: jewish, money, racist
What king of money do fishermen make? Net profits!
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: money
A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender says, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?" The guy says, "You would be drinking fast if you had what I had." The bartender says, "What do you have?" The guy says, "75 cents."
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, bartender, money
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