The best money jokes

Steve Austin had to be rebuilt as the Six Million Dollar Man after he looked Chuck Norris in the eye, shook his hand and then went weak at the knees.
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, money
I bought a Jewish sports car. Not only will it stop on a dime, it will pick it up too. I've heard they're gas guzzlers though.
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has 37.85 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: car, jewish, money
Q: Why did hitter kill himself? A: Because he could not pay the gas bill.
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has 37.38 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, money, morbid
A guy's walking along the beach and he finds a magic lamp. He rubs it and two blonde genies come out. They tell him they'll grant him any three wishes he wants. So he makes his wishes... he wakes up in bed with 50 of the most beautiful women he's ever seen and he'd just made love to all of them. Then he walks outta the bed and opens a treasure chest filled with more money than you could ever imagine... then two KKK members come riding in on horses, throw a noose over a tree and hang him... The KKK members take off their masks and its the two blonde genies one of them says to the other: "I can understand why he wanted to sleep with all the women, I know why he wanted a chest full of money... but I can't figure out why the hell he would wanna be hung like a nigger..."
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has 37.36 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: black people, blonde, genie, love, money
I hate paying my income tax. You should be a good citizen - why don't you pay with a smile? I'd like to but they insist on money.
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: money, tax
If you want to know God’s opinion of money just look at the people He gave it to.
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: money
What's six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild? Money.
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has 36.46 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: money, women
Three animals were having a drink in a cafe, when the owner asked for the money. "I'm not paying," said the duck. "I've only got one bill and I'm not breaking it." "I've spent my last buck," said the deer. "Then the duck'll have to pay," said the skunk. "Getting here cost me my last scent."
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has 36.23 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, duck, money
A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong. "Ohhh, it's my girlfriend." "What's the problem?" "When I asked her if she could learn to love me, she asked me how much I was willing to spend on her education."
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has 36.09 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: love, money, relationship
Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
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has 35.91 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money
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