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Why did the mean teacher walk around with her purse open? She'd read there was going to be some change in the weather.
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If you owe the bank $100, that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem.
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Why do people like to borrow money in Alaska? Because they have Fairbanks!
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Why did the mobster put his money in the freezer? He liked cold hard cash!
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Harry to Tom: ‘My uncle died last week. Left me sod all.’ Tom: ‘Wow. Sod Hall. How many rooms has it got?’
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I make money the old-fashioned way. My salary is the same as it was ten years ago
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A couple are arguing over money. ‘Do you know,’ says the man. ‘If it weren’t for my money this house wouldn’t be here at all.’ ‘Yes,’ says his wife. ‘And if it weren’t for your money neither would I.’
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Many people get valuable furniture on hire purchase, it’s not that expensive when they buy it, but by the time it’s paid for they’re usually antiques.
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Harry staggers exhausted into his house. ‘What’s wrong with you?’ asks his wife. ‘I thought I’d save my 75p bus fare by running behind the bus,’ gasps Harry. ‘You idiot,’ says his wife. ‘If you’d run home behind a taxi you could’ve saved a tenner.’
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What’s the difference between an insurance company actuary and a Mafia actuary? An insurance company actuary can tell you how many people will die this year, a Mafia actuary can name them.
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