The best money jokes

Being poor has its advantages. For example your keys are never in your other trousers.
has 39.32 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: money
A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that they were safely in Florida on their honeymoon. Trying to assert himself rite off the bat, he exploded, "If it weren't for my money, we wouldn't be here at all!" The wife replied, "My dear, if it weren't for your money, not only would we not be in Florida, we wouldn't on a honeymoon, nor would there be any "we" in the first place."
has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: money, travel
I am currently experiencing an out-of-money experience.
has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: money
Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.
has 39.18 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, money
Q: Why did the Asian cross the road? A: Because he had no car!
has 38.91 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: asian, car, money, racist
The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
has 38.55 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money
I went to the groceries because I wanted to buy one bottle of milk. I have found out that I´ve got only 0,50 cent and the mild has cost 1 euro. I have told the saleswoman that I have only 0,50 cent and I want to buy one bottle of milk. She has solved the situation very practically. She has taken the mop, went to the storage, cleaned the floor with spilled milk on it, she has pressed out the mop to the carry bag and gave it to me. At home I have added this milk to the coffee, I have felt something like stones or something like that under my teeth, but the coffee was really tasty. After that came my friends and the party has continued as usual.
has 38.49 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: business, customer service, friendship, money, party
Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer? A. He wanted cold hard cash!
has 38.23 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: money
Three animals were having a drink in a cafe, when the owner asked for the money. "I'm not paying," said the duck. "I've only got one bill and I'm not breaking it." "I've spent my last buck," said the deer. "Then the duck'll have to pay," said the skunk. "Getting here cost me my last scent."
has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, duck, money
Steve Austin had to be rebuilt as the Six Million Dollar Man after he looked Chuck Norris in the eye, shook his hand and then went weak at the knees.
has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, money
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