The best money jokes

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
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I’ve just come into some money. I wonder if they’ll still accept it at the shop?
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Why’s a fat woman like a skateboard? They’re both fun to ride, but you wouldn’t want your friends to see you on one.
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Q: Why did the Asian cross the road? A: Because he had no car!
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has 39.45 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: asian, car, money, racist
Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer? A. He wanted cold hard cash!
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has 39.40 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: money
An Iraqi goes to the bank to get his salary from a French Company. The Saudi manager of the bank asks him to sign on the back of the check. "That's humiliation," shouts the Iraqi, "why should the French sign on the front and I sign on the back. I want my money NOW!" The Saudi refuse to pay him and the Iraqi keeps shouting in the bank then the American high manager comes with a 5kg hammer and knocks the Iraqi on the head. After 5 minutes the Iraqi wakes up, signs the back of the check and gets his money. The Saudi clerk goes to the Iraqi and asks, "Tell me why you didn't sign the check the first time but signed it later on?" The Iraqi said, "You missed the point, you just told it to me, but the American explained it."
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Being poor has its advantages. For example your keys are never in your other trousers.
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A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that they were safely in Florida on their honeymoon. Trying to assert himself rite off the bat, he exploded, "If it weren't for my money, we wouldn't be here at all!" The wife replied, "My dear, if it weren't for your money, not only would we not be in Florida, we wouldn't on a honeymoon, nor would there be any "we" in the first place."
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: money, travel
I am currently experiencing an out-of-money experience.
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Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.
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has 39.18 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, money
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