The best money jokes

Johnny collected lots of money from trick or treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. ' You should give that money to charity,' said the shopkeeper. 'No, I'll buy the chocolate. You give the money to charity!'
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Why did the mean teacher walk around with her purse open? She'd read there was going to be some change in the weather.
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If you owe the bank $100, that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem.
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Why do people like to borrow money in Alaska? Because they have Fairbanks!
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Why did the mobster put his money in the freezer? He liked cold hard cash!
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Why is money green? Because people usually pick it before it's ripe!
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Harry to Tom: ‘My uncle died last week. Left me sod all.’ Tom: ‘Wow. Sod Hall. How many rooms has it got?’
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I make money the old-fashioned way. My salary is the same as it was ten years ago
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A couple are arguing over money. ‘Do you know,’ says the man. ‘If it weren’t for my money this house wouldn’t be here at all.’ ‘Yes,’ says his wife. ‘And if it weren’t for your money neither would I.’
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Many people get valuable furniture on hire purchase, it’s not that expensive when they buy it, but by the time it’s paid for they’re usually antiques.
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