A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer. "Can you tell me how much you charge?" asked the client. "Of course", the lawyer replied, "I charge $200 to answer three questions!" "Well that's a bit steep, isn't it?" "Yes it is", said the lawyer, "And what's your third question?"
Should you trust a stockbroker who’s married to a travel agent?
How do you hide your money from a mexican?
What does a blonde in a supermarket bending over? Looking for low prices!
The best way of saving money is to forget who you borrowed it from.
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We were so poor the only way I could afford to get my suit pressed was to ride the subway during rush hour.
‘He’s spending a year dead for tax purposes.’ Douglas Adams
A husband gives his wife a complete mink outfit for her birthday – a 12-bore shotgun and some traps.
Why is money called dough? Because we all knead it!