The best money jokes

A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender says, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?" The guy says, "You would be drinking fast if you had what I had." The bartender says, "What do you have?" The guy says, "75 cents."
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A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer. "Can you tell me how much you charge?" asked the client. "Of course", the lawyer replied, "I charge $200 to answer three questions!" "Well that's a bit steep, isn't it?" "Yes it is", said the lawyer, "And what's your third question?"
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Should you trust a stockbroker who’s married to a travel agent?
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What does a blonde in a supermarket bending over? Looking for low prices!
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Three animals were having a drink in a cafe, when the owner asked for the money. I'm not paying," said the duck. "I've only got one bill and I'm not breaking it." "I've spent my last buck," said the deer. "Then the duck'll have to pay," said the skunk. "Getting here cost me my last scent."
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The best way of saving money is to forget who you borrowed it from.
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Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue…
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We were so poor the only way I could afford to get my suit pressed was to ride the subway during rush hour.
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‘He’s spending a year dead for tax purposes.’ Douglas Adams
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A husband gives his wife a complete mink outfit for her birthday – a 12-bore shotgun and some traps.
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