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Chuck Norris has found what U2 are looking for.
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A kindergarten teacher spent a few minutes each morning teaching a new word to her class. She would tell the class the word and its meaning, then ask them to come up with a few sentences that included the word for the day. One day, the teacher said that the word for the day was "frugal." She explained that frugal had to do with saving, and a frugal person is one who saves. She then asked the class to come up with a sentence for the word. The class seemed kind of stumped, and sat there in silence for a few seconds until one little girl raised her hand. Instead of just a sentence, she came up with a little story: "There once was a princess who was stuck in a tall tower. There was a spell on all of the doors, so she couldn’t get out. One day, she heard a young prince who was walking by and singing. The princess called out of the tower, 'Frugal me! Frugal me!' So, the prince frugaled her and they lived happily ever after."
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: money, music, teacher
Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Nothing beats a woman with a beautiful singing voice. Except for Chris Brown.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: beauty, celebrity, life, music, women
What's lil Wayne's favorite kind of pizza? Little Seizures. What? To soon?
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: life, music
What band is a cow favorite? Moody Blues.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
Chuck Norris can stop the music.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris' guitar amp goes up to 12.
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Friendly reminder that Adele and Taylor Swift are the same age, yet one is pregnant and another stuck in middle school.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: age, celebrity, kids, life, music
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