The best music jokes

What's a cow's favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
Q: Why couldn't the pony sing? A: Because he's a little hoarse.
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has 54.31 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
Steven Spielberg was busy discussing his new action adventure about famous classical composers. Bruce Willis, Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger were in the room. "Who do you want to play?" Spielberg asked Bruce Willis. "I've always been a big fan of Chopin," said Bruce. "I'll play him." "And you, Sylvester?" asked Spielberg. "Mozart's the one for me!" said Sly. "And what about you?" Spielberg asked Arnold Schwarzenegger. "I'll be Bach," said Arnie.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music
Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped!
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, music, travel, Yo mama
What's a rabbits favorite musical? Hare.
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The Perfect Man At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends. "The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. And stay home at night!" An old granny overheard and spoke up, "Honey, if that's all you want,get a TV!"
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has 54.16 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, music, technology
Q: What do you call a horse that plays the violin in a musical? A: Fiddler on the hoof.
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has 54.16 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
Knock knock. Who's there? Kenya. Kenya who? Keeeenya feeel the loooove tonight?
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has 54.13 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, love, music
Did you hear Cher is joining the spice girls? They're going to call her Old Spice.
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has 53.58 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty, music, old people
I thought I was at a Nicki Minaj concert for 20 minutes before I realized I was just watching a homeless man yell at a pigeon.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, life, music
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