What are cows favorite party games? MOO-sical chairs.
The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
What do you call a rabbit who is real cool? A hip hopper.
2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
A kindergarten teacher spent a few minutes each morning teaching a new word to her class. She would tell the class the word and its meaning, then ask them to come up with a few sentences that included the word for the day. One day, the teacher said that the word for the day was "frugal." She explained that frugal had to do with saving, and a frugal person is one who saves. She then asked the class to come up with a sentence for the word. The class seemed kind of stumped, and sat there in silence for a few seconds until one little girl raised her hand. Instead of just a sentence, she came up with a little story: "There once was a princess who was stuck in a tall tower. There was a spell on all of the doors, so she couldn’t get out. One day, she heard a young prince who was walking by and singing. The princess called out of the tower, 'Frugal me! Frugal me!' So, the prince frugaled her and they lived happily ever after."
A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly. Suddenly, Lorraine died. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."
Listening to censored hip-hop is like going to a whore for a hug.
Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!