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Friendly reminder that Adele and Taylor Swift are the same age, yet one is pregnant and another stuck in middle school.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: age, celebrity, kids, life, music
2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, music
A kindergarten teacher spent a few minutes each morning teaching a new word to her class. She would tell the class the word and its meaning, then ask them to come up with a few sentences that included the word for the day. One day, the teacher said that the word for the day was "frugal." She explained that frugal had to do with saving, and a frugal person is one who saves. She then asked the class to come up with a sentence for the word. The class seemed kind of stumped, and sat there in silence for a few seconds until one little girl raised her hand. Instead of just a sentence, she came up with a little story: "There once was a princess who was stuck in a tall tower. There was a spell on all of the doors, so she couldn’t get out. One day, she heard a young prince who was walking by and singing. The princess called out of the tower, 'Frugal me! Frugal me!' So, the prince frugaled her and they lived happily ever after."
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: money, music, teacher
Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
How are Justin Bieber and a Christmas tree similar? Both their balls are decoration only.
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has 59.51 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, music
What do you call it when Miley Cyrus falls down? Hoe-Down.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music
After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
How did Nicki Minaj know what Lil Wayne is giving her for Christmas? Lil Wayne isn't very good at wrapping.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Christmas, life, music
Is Snoop serious? Or is Snoop Lion?
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, life, music
What South American dance do cows like to do? The Rump-a.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
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