The best music jokes

Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
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has 51.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Your mom is so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund.
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has 51.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, music, stupid, Yo mama
What do you get if you cross an iPhone and a fridge? Cool music.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: IT, music, phone
A boy washed with his mum in the bathroom and saw her vagina and asks: "what the hell is this". "It is called a cave" replied the mother. The next day he washed with his father and saw his dick and asks "what the heck is this". "This is called little Johnny". The next day he went to school and his teacher was mad that he came late to school so she told him to sing a song. He started to sing "when the black clouds came out of the mountain little Johnny ran into the cave."
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has 51.55 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, music, school, sex
Chuck Norris can watch music.
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has 50.97 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
What did Mariah Carey really wanted to sing: "All I want for Christmas is you... to get hit by a reindeer."
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, life, music
Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.
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has 50.88 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
What band is a cow favorite? Moody Blues.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
What do cows like to listen to? Moo-sic.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
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has 50.29 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
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