Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get? "Beeflt!"
Q: How do you make a tissue dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!
Q: Why couldn't the pony sing? A: Because he's a little hoarse.
The Perfect Man At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends. "The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. And stay home at night!" An old granny overheard and spoke up, "Honey, if that's all you want,get a TV!"
Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?" A: "You can't tuna fish."
Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
What did Mariah Carey really wanted to sing: "All I want for Christmas is you... to get hit by a reindeer."
What band is a cow favorite? Moody Blues.