The best music jokes

Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
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has 52.81 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get? "Beeflt!"
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
Q: Why couldn't the pony sing? A: Because he's a little hoarse.
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has 51.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
Q: How do you make a tissue dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!
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has 51.46 % from 135 votes. More jokes about: kids, music
The Perfect Man At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends. "The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. And stay home at night!" An old granny overheard and spoke up, "Honey, if that's all you want,get a TV!"
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, music, technology
Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?" A: "You can't tuna fish."
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has 51.28 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: fish, kids, music
Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
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has 50.97 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
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has 50.97 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, music, technology
What band is a cow favorite? Moody Blues.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
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