The best music jokes

What's a rabbits favorite musical? Hare.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
I thought I was at a Nicki Minaj concert for 20 minutes before I realized I was just watching a homeless man yell at a pigeon.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, life, music
Chuck Norris can watch music.
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has 53.62 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Did you hear Cher is joining the spice girls? They're going to call her Old Spice.
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has 53.58 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty, music, old people
A boy washed with his mum in the bathroom and saw her vagina and asks: "what the hell is this". "It is called a cave" replied the mother. The next day he washed with his father and saw his dick and asks "what the heck is this". "This is called little Johnny". The next day he went to school and his teacher was mad that he came late to school so she told him to sing a song. He started to sing "when the black clouds came out of the mountain little Johnny ran into the cave."
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has 53.25 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, music, school, sex
A: Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars? A: Elfis!
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has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, elf, music
Q: Why couldn't the pony sing? A: Because he's a little hoarse.
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has 52.50 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
What did Mariah Carey really wanted to sing: "All I want for Christmas is you... to get hit by a reindeer."
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, life, music
Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
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has 52.41 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, time
If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get? "Beeflt!"
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
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