What's a rabbits favorite musical? Hare.
I thought I was at a Nicki Minaj concert for 20 minutes before I realized I was just watching a homeless man yell at a pigeon.
Chuck Norris can watch music.
Did you hear Cher is joining the spice girls? They're going to call her Old Spice.
A boy washed with his mum in the bathroom and saw her vagina and asks: "what the hell is this". "It is called a cave" replied the mother. The next day he washed with his father and saw his dick and asks "what the heck is this". "This is called little Johnny". The next day he went to school and his teacher was mad that he came late to school so she told him to sing a song. He started to sing "when the black clouds came out of the mountain little Johnny ran into the cave."
A: Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars? A: Elfis!
Q: Why couldn't the pony sing? A: Because he's a little hoarse.
What did Mariah Carey really wanted to sing: "All I want for Christmas is you... to get hit by a reindeer."
Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get? "Beeflt!"