The best music jokes

Chuck Norris can watch music.
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has 53.62 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
A boy washed with his mum in the bathroom and saw her vagina and asks: "what the hell is this". "It is called a cave" replied the mother. The next day he washed with his father and saw his dick and asks "what the heck is this". "This is called little Johnny". The next day he went to school and his teacher was mad that he came late to school so she told him to sing a song. He started to sing "when the black clouds came out of the mountain little Johnny ran into the cave."
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has 53.25 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, music, school, sex
A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks. For years, for thousands of hours, he worked with the insect. It learned to walk across a miniature high wire, ride a tiny one-wheel bike, balance on a pair of stilts and sing songs from Phantom of the opera. "When you and I get out of here," the jailbird said to the fly "we’re going to tour the nightspots and make a fortune." Finally the day arrived. Fly safely tucked away in his pocket, (inside its matchbox home), the ex-con made his way to a bar to celebrate. At the bar, he brought out his trick fly. On cue, it started moonwalking. "What about this fly, eh?" he said to the bartender. In one swift motion, the bartender reached for his copy of the newspaper The edmonton sun, rolled it up and squished the fly with a mighty swipe. "Glad you saw it," muttered the bartender. "Blasted things are everywhere."
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has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, animal, music, prison, work
A: Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars? A: Elfis!
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has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, elf, music
Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
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has 52.81 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
Q: Why couldn't the pony sing? A: Because he's a little hoarse.
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has 52.50 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
What did Mariah Carey really wanted to sing: "All I want for Christmas is you... to get hit by a reindeer."
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, life, music
Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
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has 52.41 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, time
If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get? "Beeflt!"
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: cat, music, stupid, Yo mama
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