Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
Friendly reminder that Adele and Taylor Swift are the same age, yet one is pregnant and another stuck in middle school.
If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get? "Beeflt!"
Q: Why couldn't the pony sing? A: Because he's a little hoarse.
Q: How do you make a tissue dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!
The Perfect Man At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends. "The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. And stay home at night!" An old granny overheard and spoke up, "Honey, if that's all you want,get a TV!"
Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?" A: "You can't tuna fish."
Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
What band is a cow favorite? Moody Blues.