Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
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Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
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Your mom is so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund.
What do you get if you cross an iPhone and a fridge?
Cool music.
Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.
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What band is a cow favorite?
Moody Blues.
What do cows like to listen to?
Moo-sic.
A boy washed with his mum in the bathroom and saw her vagina and asks:
"what the hell is this".
"It is called a cave" replied the mother.
The next day he washed with his father and saw his dick and asks
"what the heck is this".
"This is called little Johnny".
The next day he went to school and his teacher was mad that he came late to school so she told him to sing a song.
He started to sing
"when the black clouds came out of the mountain little Johnny ran into the cave."
50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
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Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
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