The best music jokes

A: Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars? A: Elfis!
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, elf, music
Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
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has 50.97 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
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has 50.97 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, music, technology
What band is a cow favorite? Moody Blues.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
I think the best analogy for where we are right now is that America is Elvis Presley - the most beautiful, talented, rebellious nation in the history of Earth. And now, you're in your Vegas years. You've squeezed yourself into a white jumpsuit, you're wheezing your way through 'Love Me Tender' and you might be about to pass away bloated on the toilet. But you're still the King.
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, geography, music
Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?" A: "You can't tuna fish."
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has 50.29 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: fish, kids, music
The wrecking ball in the Miley Cyrus video isn't a wrecking ball it's one of Chuck Norris testicles.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
Q: How do you make a tissue dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!
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has 49.34 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: kids, music
Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
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