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Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
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Did you hear about that music composer who commited suicide? He didn't even leave a note.
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Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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Q: Who hangs out with musicians but isn't a musician? A: Drummers.
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What do you call it when Miley Cyrus falls down? Hoe-Down.
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What band is a cow favorite? Moody Blues.
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If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get? "Beeflt!"
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Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
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Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
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Q: How do 5 gay men walk? A: One Direction!
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