The best music jokes

Listening to censored hip-hop is like going to a whore for a hug.
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What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt? "Help I'm not break dancing"
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Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped!
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How did Nicki Minaj know what Lil Wayne is giving her for Christmas? Lil Wayne isn't very good at wrapping.
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Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
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Q: Why was the guitar teacher arrested? A: For fingering a minor.
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A kindergarten teacher spent a few minutes each morning teaching a new word to her class. She would tell the class the word and its meaning, then ask them to come up with a few sentences that included the word for the day. One day, the teacher said that the word for the day was "frugal." She explained that frugal had to do with saving, and a frugal person is one who saves. She then asked the class to come up with a sentence for the word. The class seemed kind of stumped, and sat there in silence for a few seconds until one little girl raised her hand. Instead of just a sentence, she came up with a little story: "There once was a princess who was stuck in a tall tower. There was a spell on all of the doors, so she couldn’t get out. One day, she heard a young prince who was walking by and singing. The princess called out of the tower, 'Frugal me! Frugal me!' So, the prince frugaled her and they lived happily ever after."
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Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
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Q: How do 5 gay men walk? A: One Direction!
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Q: Why couldn't the pony sing? A: Because he's a little hoarse.
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