The best music jokes

Did you hear Cher is joining the spice girls? They're going to call her Old Spice.
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has 52.63 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty, music, old people
Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
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has 52.50 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
The wrecking ball in the Miley Cyrus video isn't a wrecking ball it's one of Chuck Norris testicles.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, phone
If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get? "Beeflt!"
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.
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has 51.88 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London. Then they wrote a song about it.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, life, music
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