Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing.
"Sis," he said, "I wish you'd sing Christmas carols."
"Thats nice of you, Alfie," she replied, "but why?"
Alfie replied, "Because then I'd only have to hear your voice once a year!"
Did you hear about that music composer who commited suicide?
He didn't even leave a note.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Keeeenya feeel the loooove tonight?
Q: Who hangs out with musicians but isn't a musician?
A: Drummers.
Q: How do 5 gay men walk?
A: One Direction!
What do you call it when Miley Cyrus falls down?
Hoe-Down.
What band is a cow favorite?
Moody Blues.
If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get?
"Beeflt!"
Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.