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Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
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How did Nicki Minaj know what Lil Wayne is giving her for Christmas? Lil Wayne isn't very good at wrapping.
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Is Snoop serious? Or is Snoop Lion?
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If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get? "Beeflt!"
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Q: How do 5 gay men walk? A: One Direction!
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A: Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars? A: Elfis!
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Listening to censored hip-hop is like going to a whore for a hug.
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A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly. Suddenly, Lorraine died. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."
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Q: Why couldn't the pony sing? A: Because he's a little hoarse.
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Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
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