Did you hear Cher is joining the spice girls?
They're going to call her Old Spice.
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Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
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The wrecking ball in the Miley Cyrus video isn't a wrecking ball it's one of Chuck Norris testicles.
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Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
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Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
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If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get?
"Beeflt!"
Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.
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Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London.
Then they wrote a song about it.
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Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
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