The best music jokes

Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, time
Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.
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has 50.34 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris can watch music.
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has 50.22 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
The wrecking ball in the Miley Cyrus video isn't a wrecking ball it's one of Chuck Norris testicles.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants. Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
What did Mariah Carey really wanted to sing: "All I want for Christmas is you... to get hit by a reindeer."
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, life, music
Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
I think the best analogy for where we are right now is that America is Elvis Presley - the most beautiful, talented, rebellious nation in the history of Earth. And now, you're in your Vegas years. You've squeezed yourself into a white jumpsuit, you're wheezing your way through 'Love Me Tender' and you might be about to pass away bloated on the toilet. But you're still the King.
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, geography, music
What do cows like to listen to? Moo-sic.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
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