Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
How did Nicki Minaj know what Lil Wayne is giving her for Christmas?
Lil Wayne isn't very good at wrapping.
Is Snoop serious? Or is Snoop Lion?
If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get?
"Beeflt!"
Q: How do 5 gay men walk?
A: One Direction!
A: Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars?
A: Elfis!
Listening to censored hip-hop is like going to a whore for a hug.
A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly.
Suddenly, Lorraine died.
At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."
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Q: Why couldn't the pony sing?
A: Because he's a little hoarse.
Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".