Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
How did Nicki Minaj know what Lil Wayne is giving her for Christmas? Lil Wayne isn't very good at wrapping.
Is Snoop serious? Or is Snoop Lion?
If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get? "Beeflt!"
Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
A: Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars? A: Elfis!
Q: How do 5 gay men walk? A: One Direction!
Q: Why couldn't the pony sing? A: Because he's a little hoarse.
A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks. For years, for thousands of hours, he worked with the insect. It learned to walk across a miniature high wire, ride a tiny one-wheel bike, balance on a pair of stilts and sing songs from Phantom of the opera. "When you and I get out of here," the jailbird said to the fly "we’re going to tour the nightspots and make a fortune." Finally the day arrived. Fly safely tucked away in his pocket, (inside its matchbox home), the ex-con made his way to a bar to celebrate. At the bar, he brought out his trick fly. On cue, it started moonwalking. "What about this fly, eh?" he said to the bartender. In one swift motion, the bartender reached for his copy of the newspaper The edmonton sun, rolled it up and squished the fly with a mighty swipe. "Glad you saw it," muttered the bartender. "Blasted things are everywhere."
What's a cow's favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!