The best music jokes

Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing. "Sis," he said, "I wish you'd sing Christmas carols." "Thats nice of you, Alfie," she replied, "but why?" Alfie replied, "Because then I'd only have to hear your voice once a year!"
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has 58.58 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, music
Did you hear about that music composer who commited suicide? He didn't even leave a note.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: death, life, music
Q: Who hangs out with musicians but isn't a musician? A: Drummers.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: life, music
Q: How do 5 gay men walk? A: One Direction!
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has 57.04 % from 256 votes. More jokes about: gay, music
What do you call it when Miley Cyrus falls down? Hoe-Down.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music
What band is a cow favorite? Moody Blues.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get? "Beeflt!"
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, music
Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Q: How do you wake up Lady gaga? A: Poke her face.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: music, women
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