The best music jokes

Did you hear about that music composer who commited suicide? He didn't even leave a note.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: death, life, music
Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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has 58.26 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, disgusting, morbid, music
Listening to censored hip-hop is like going to a whore for a hug.
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has 58.00 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: dirty, music
Q: How do 5 gay men walk? A: One Direction!
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has 57.04 % from 256 votes. More jokes about: gay, music
Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, phone
Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Nothing beats a woman with a beautiful singing voice. Except for Chris Brown.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: beauty, celebrity, life, music, women
What's lil Wayne's favorite kind of pizza? Little Seizures. What? To soon?
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: life, music
What band is a cow favorite? Moody Blues.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
Chuck Norris can stop the music.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
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