Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
Did you hear about that music composer who commited suicide?
He didn't even leave a note.
Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats.
Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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Q: Who hangs out with musicians but isn't a musician?
A: Drummers.
What do you call it when Miley Cyrus falls down?
Hoe-Down.
What band is a cow favorite?
Moody Blues.
If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get?
"Beeflt!"
Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
Q: How do 5 gay men walk?
A: One Direction!