Did you hear about that music composer who commited suicide? He didn't even leave a note.
Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
Listening to censored hip-hop is like going to a whore for a hug.
Q: How do 5 gay men walk? A: One Direction!
Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
Nothing beats a woman with a beautiful singing voice. Except for Chris Brown.
What's lil Wayne's favorite kind of pizza? Little Seizures. What? To soon?
What band is a cow favorite? Moody Blues.
Chuck Norris can stop the music.