The best music jokes

A man walks into a bar and notices his friend sitting alone staring at a tiny man on the table playing the piano. "Wow, look how small he is, where did you get him?!" Says the man. "Oh, well there's this genie round the back of bar, and he grants you whatever wish you want." Sure enough, the man goes round the back of the bar and there sits a genie. "You grant wishes right?" "Yes." replies the genie. "Hmm, I'd like a million bucks." Then, out of nowhere, a million ducks appear, and waddle behind the annoyed man as he goes back into the bar. "Look, that genie gave me ducks instead of bucks!" His friends sitting at the table replies, "Well yeah, do you really think I asked for a twelve inch pianist?"
has 78.31 % from 288 votes. More jokes about: bar, duck, genie, men, music
I watched Justin Bieber get shot in CSI and my brother asked "Why are you crying?" I said "Because he didn't die in real life"
has 77.91 % from 151 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, death, life, music
A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands. "Doctor," says the man excitedly and dramatically holds up his heavily bandaged hands. "Will I be able to play the piano when these bandages come off?" "I don’t see why not," replies the doctor. "That’s funny," says the man. "I wasn’t able to play it before."
has 77.68 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: doctor, hospital, life, music
Me: I just bought Tupacs of Eminems for 50 Cents. Friend: That's Ludacris. How Kanye West your money like that?
has 77.54 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, money, music
What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.
has 77.28 % from 221 votes. More jokes about: black humor, music
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
has 77.25 % from 413 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Q: Why did Mozart kill all his chickens? A: Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they'd all say: "Bach, Bach, Bach."
has 76.66 % from 234 votes. More jokes about: animal, death, music
Rappers are like the pens at the bank. They all have chains on them, and don't write very well.
has 76.62 % from 276 votes. More jokes about: music, racist
Kanye West compared himself to Michelangelo, Picasso, Walt Disney and Steve Jobs. Apparently none of them could sing, either.
has 76.59 % from 219 votes. More jokes about: life, music
Music teacher tells Peter: "I warn you, if you will not behave, as appropriate, I tell your parents that you have a talent for music."
has 76.51 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: music, teacher
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