If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, a hipster will buy it on vinyl.
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I'm so hipster, even I've never heard of my favorite band.
Q: What do you get if you cross a fridge and a hipster playlist?
A: Cool music!
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: You wouldn't know, it's kind of an obscure number.
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Q: You know what would make America great again?
A: If we kept the Mexicans and deported the hipsters.
What do you call a rabbit who is real cool?
A hip hopper.
Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
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What do the spice girls and a pack of M+Ms have in common?
There are assorted colors, but they all taste the same.
Q: Why do hipsters love ice?
A: Because ice was water before it was cool.
Q: What's a hipster's favorite profession?
A: Mortician. All of his work is 6 feet underground.