If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, a hipster will buy it on vinyl.
Q: What do you get if you cross a fridge and a hipster playlist? A: Cool music!
What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana ? One's composing, the other is decomposing.
Q: Why do hipsters love ice? A: Because ice was water before it was cool.
Hipsters wear jackets in the summer, before it's cool.
A guy sees a classified ad that says "Will give Blow Job while singing the Star Spangled Banner at the same time." The guys thinks to himself that it sounds interesting and unbelievable, and so decides to pay her a visit. She lets him in and says that the lights have to be off. So she turns the light off and starts sucking his dick. All of a sudden he hears the Star Spangled Banner, clear as day. He really wants to know how she is doing this so he flips on the lights. All he sees on the floor is a glass eye.
I watched Justin Bieber get shot in CSI and my brother asked "Why are you crying?" I said "Because he didn't die in real life"
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Dude, the light bulb was cooler before it changed.
Q: How many hipsters does it take to flush a toilet? A: You can't touch that toilet, it's art.
What's a rabbits favorite musical? Hare.
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.