If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, a hipster will buy it on vinyl.
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I'm so hipster, even I've never heard of my favorite band.
Q: What do you get if you cross a fridge and a hipster playlist?
A: Cool music!
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Dude, the light bulb was cooler before it changed.
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Friendly reminder that Adele and Taylor Swift are the same age, yet one is pregnant and another stuck in middle school.
Q: Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
A: Because he ate his food before it was cool.
Hipsters hate rivers.
Too mainstream.
Q: Why are farmers cooler than Hipsters?
A: Farmers can go a day without their Pitchfork
How are Justin Bieber and a Christmas tree similar?
Both their balls are decoration only.
The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Keeeenya feeel the loooove tonight?
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