If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, a hipster will buy it on vinyl.
Q: What do you get if you cross a fridge and a hipster playlist? A: Cool music!
I'm so hipster, even I've never heard of my favorite band.
When I was young, my slippers were red, I could pick up my heels right over my head. When I grew older, my slippers were blue, but still I could dance the whole night through.
Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
Q: Why did Hitler hate golf? A: Because he ended up in the bunker.
I farted in a room of hipsters and I watched them fight each other over who heard it first.
Q: What's a hipster's favorite profession? A: Mortician. All of his work is 6 feet underground.
Chuck Norris can stop the music.
What do you get if you cross an iPhone and a fridge? Cool music.
The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".