If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, a hipster will buy it on vinyl.
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I'm so hipster, even I've never heard of my favorite band.
Q: What do you get if you cross a fridge and a hipster playlist?
A: Cool music!
Is Snoop serious? Or is Snoop Lion?
Mom can i buy some heels?
No.
Mom can i buy a bra?
No.
Mom can i buy a dress?
No.
Mom can i buy a barbie doll?
No. You never let me buy anything!
Shut up, Justin.
Q: What's a hipster's favorite profession?
A: Mortician. All of his work is 6 feet underground.
Q: Why did Hitler hate golf?
A: Because he ended up in the bunker.
Hipsters hate rivers.
Too mainstream.
Q: Why are farmers cooler than Hipsters?
A: Farmers can go a day without their Pitchfork
The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
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