If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, a hipster will buy it on vinyl.
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I'm so hipster, even I've never heard of my favorite band.
Q: What do you get if you cross a fridge and a hipster playlist?
A: Cool music!
Q: How many hipsters can you get into a phone booth?
A: One, any more and it would be too mainstream.
Q: You know what would make America great again?
A: If we kept the Mexicans and deported the hipsters.
"Haven't I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.
"You have, Your Honor," the man answered hopefully. "I gave your son violin lessons last winter."
"Ah, yes," recalled the judge. "Twenty years!"
Q: Why do hipsters love using the subway?
A: Because its underground.
Q: Why do hipsters love ice?
A: Because ice was water before it was cool.
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: You wouldn't know, it's kind of an obscure number.
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Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?"
A: "You can't tuna fish."
The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
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