If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, a hipster will buy it on vinyl.
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I'm so hipster, even I've never heard of my favorite band.
Q: What do you get if you cross a fridge and a hipster playlist?
A: Cool music!
Q: You know what would make America great again?
A: If we kept the Mexicans and deported the hipsters.
Q: What do you get when you combine a Starbucks and Yoga class?
A: I don't know, but there's probably a hipster close by.
I farted in a room of hipsters and I watched them fight each other over who heard it first.
What's a rabbits favorite musical?
Hare.
Q: What's a hipster's favorite profession?
A: Mortician. All of his work is 6 feet underground.
Kind of surprised hipsters haven't started tying their beard's in man buns yet.
Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.
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