3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.
Two chemists go into a restaurant. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" - and he died.
Q: Why was Pavlov's hair so soft? A: Classical conditioning.
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
A biologist, a chemist and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5th to the left. The chemist takes a shot and misses 5th to the right. The statistician yells "We got 'em!"
Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"? A: BaNa2
Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? A: Because they don't C#.
What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home? "Where on Earth have you been?!"
Two students talk: "What are you reading?" "Quantum physics theory book." "But why are you reading it upside-down?" "It makes no difference anyway."