The best nerd jokes

A photon is checking into a hotel and the bellhop asks him "Do you have any luggage?" The photon replies, "Nope, I'm traveling light."
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has 77.15 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: communication, geek, nerd, science, travel
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
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has 76.49 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, nerd
A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you," The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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has 76.35 % from 131 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, life, love, nerd
What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home? "Where on Earth have you been?!"
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has 76.32 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: family, nerd
A biologist, a chemist and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5th to the left. The chemist takes a shot and misses 5th to the right. The statistician yells "We got 'em!"
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has 75.46 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, hunting, math, nerd
Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A: One molar solution.
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has 75.18 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, nerd
If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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has 74.81 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, nerd
3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.
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has 74.71 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: bar, coding, geek, IT, nerd
Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"? A: BaNa2
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has 73.96 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, food, nerd
Q: Why was Pavlov's hair so soft? A: Classical conditioning.
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has 73.68 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: geek, nerd, science