The best nerd jokes

Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
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Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"? A: BaNa2
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street. The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it." The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.
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Q: Why was Pavlov's hair so soft? A: Classical conditioning.
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
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What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home? "Where on Earth have you been?!"
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Q: What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car? A: He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Infinity mathematicians came to bar. First one ordered 1 glass of beer, second a half, third a quarter... The barman interrupted them: "Assholes, here are 2 beers!"
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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