The best nerd jokes

3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.
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has 78.31 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: bar, coding, geek, IT, nerd
Two chemists go into a restaurant. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" - and he died.
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has 78.00 % from 162 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, death, nerd
Q: Why was Pavlov's hair so soft? A: Classical conditioning.
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has 76.89 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: geek, nerd, science
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
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has 76.41 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, nerd
Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
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has 76.27 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, nerd
A biologist, a chemist and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5th to the left. The chemist takes a shot and misses 5th to the right. The statistician yells "We got 'em!"
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has 75.97 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, hunting, math, nerd
Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"? A: BaNa2
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has 75.69 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, food, nerd
Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? A: Because they don't C#.
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has 74.78 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: coding, IT, nerd, programmer, technology
What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home? "Where on Earth have you been?!"
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has 74.20 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: family, nerd
Two students talk: "What are you reading?" "Quantum physics theory book." "But why are you reading it upside-down?" "It makes no difference anyway."
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has 73.48 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: nerd, student, stupid