The best nerd jokes

A proton and a neutron are walking down the street. The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it." The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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has 77.74 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, nerd
A biologist, a chemist and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5th to the left. The chemist takes a shot and misses 5th to the right. The statistician yells "We got 'em!"
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has 77.19 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, hunting, math, nerd
3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.
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has 77.02 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: bar, coding, geek, IT, nerd
Infinity mathematicians came to bar. First one ordered 1 glass of beer, second a half, third a quarter... The barman interrupted them: "Assholes, here are 2 beers!"
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has 76.89 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: bar, beer, math, nerd, vulgar
Q: Why was Pavlov's hair so soft? A: Classical conditioning.
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has 76.27 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: geek, nerd, science
Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"? A: BaNa2
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has 76.19 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, food, nerd
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
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has 76.01 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, nerd
Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? A: Because they don't C#.
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has 74.36 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: coding, IT, nerd, programmer, technology
What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home? "Where on Earth have you been?!"
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has 74.20 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: family, nerd
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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has 73.41 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: bar, chemistry, nerd