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Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium? A: Na
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A biologist, a chemist and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5th to the left. The chemist takes a shot and misses 5th to the right. The statistician yells "We got 'em!"
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home? "Where on Earth have you been?!"
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3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.
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Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A: One molar solution.
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Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? A: Because they don't C#.
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
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How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten-tickles.
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Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? A: It went OK.
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