The best nerd jokes

Two students talk: "What are you reading?" "Quantum physics theory book." "But why are you reading it upside-down?" "It makes no difference anyway."
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has 77.13 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: nerd, student, stupid
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
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has 76.77 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, nerd
What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home? "Where on Earth have you been?!"
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has 76.32 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: family, nerd
A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you," The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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has 75.87 % from 133 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, life, love, nerd
A biologist, a chemist and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5th to the left. The chemist takes a shot and misses 5th to the right. The statistician yells "We got 'em!"
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has 75.63 % from 141 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, hunting, math, nerd
Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A: One molar solution.
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has 75.18 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, nerd
3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.
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has 74.97 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: bar, coding, geek, IT, nerd
If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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has 74.81 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, nerd
Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"? A: BaNa2
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has 73.96 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, food, nerd
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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has 73.31 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: bar, chemistry, nerd