The best nerd jokes

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
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has 77.33 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, nerd
If the box says: "This software requires Windows XP or better" Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?
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has 76.59 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, nerd, technology
Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium? A: Na
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has 76.50 % from 237 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, nerd
Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? A: Because they don't C#.
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has 76.44 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: coding, IT, nerd, programmer, technology
3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.
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has 76.44 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: bar, coding, geek, IT, nerd
A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you," The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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has 75.63 % from 141 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, life, love, nerd
Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"? A: BaNa2
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has 73.59 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, food, nerd
Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A: One molar solution.
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has 73.58 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, nerd
If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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has 73.48 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, nerd
A biologist, a chemist and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5th to the left. The chemist takes a shot and misses 5th to the right. The statistician yells "We got 'em!"
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has 72.83 % from 159 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, hunting, math, nerd