Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
A: Na
Two students talk:
"What are you reading?"
"Quantum physics theory book."
"But why are you reading it upside-down?"
"It makes no difference anyway."
3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar.
A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.
A photon is checking into a hotel and the bellhop asks him "Do you have any luggage?"
The photon replies, "Nope, I'm traveling light."
A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.
"Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"
The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: One molar solution.
If the box says:
"This software requires Windows XP or better"
Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?
Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"?
A: BaNa2
If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
Q: What's object-oriented way to become wealthy?
A: Inheritance.