Two students talk: "What are you reading?" "Quantum physics theory book." "But why are you reading it upside-down?" "It makes no difference anyway."
Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium? A: HeHe
If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? A: Because they don't C#.
What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home? "Where on Earth have you been?!"
A biologist, a chemist and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5th to the left. The chemist takes a shot and misses 5th to the right. The statistician yells "We got 'em!"
3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.
Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A: One molar solution.
Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"? A: BaNa2
Q: Why was Pavlov's hair so soft? A: Classical conditioning.