The best nerd jokes

Two students talk: "What are you reading?" "Quantum physics theory book." "But why are you reading it upside-down?" "It makes no difference anyway."
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has 76.59 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: nerd, student, stupid
Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium? A: HeHe
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has 76.53 % from 209 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, nerd, science
If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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has 76.49 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, nerd
Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? A: Because they don't C#.
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has 76.20 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: coding, IT, nerd, programmer, technology
What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home? "Where on Earth have you been?!"
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has 75.95 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: family, nerd
A biologist, a chemist and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5th to the left. The chemist takes a shot and misses 5th to the right. The statistician yells "We got 'em!"
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has 75.58 % from 136 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, hunting, math, nerd
3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.
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has 73.89 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: bar, coding, geek, IT, nerd
Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A: One molar solution.
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has 73.48 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, nerd
Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"? A: BaNa2
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has 73.29 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, food, nerd
Q: Why was Pavlov's hair so soft? A: Classical conditioning.
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has 73.13 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: geek, nerd, science