Two students talk: "What are you reading?" "Quantum physics theory book." "But why are you reading it upside-down?" "It makes no difference anyway."
Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium? A: Na
Q: What's object-oriented way to become wealthy? A: Inheritance.
A proton and a neutron are walking down the street. The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it." The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? A: It went OK.
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you," The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.
Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? A: Because they don't C#.
Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right? A: 1.