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Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"? A: BaNa2
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street. The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it." The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Q: Why was Pavlov's hair so soft? A: Classical conditioning.
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Three statisticians are out hunting. Suddenly, a deer appears 50 yards away. The first statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the left. The second statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the right. The third statistician starts jumping up and down, yelling "We got him! We got him!"
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What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home? "Where on Earth have you been?!"
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
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Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.
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Two students talk: "What are you reading?" "Quantum physics theory book." "But why are you reading it upside-down?" "It makes no difference anyway."
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Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? A: It went OK.
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A biologist, a chemist and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5th to the left. The chemist takes a shot and misses 5th to the right. The statistician yells "We got 'em!"
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