A proton and a neutron are walking down the street. The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it." The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
A biologist, a chemist and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5th to the left. The chemist takes a shot and misses 5th to the right. The statistician yells "We got 'em!"
3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.
Infinity mathematicians came to bar. First one ordered 1 glass of beer, second a half, third a quarter... The barman interrupted them: "Assholes, here are 2 beers!"
Q: Why was Pavlov's hair so soft? A: Classical conditioning.
Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"? A: BaNa2
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? A: Because they don't C#.
What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home? "Where on Earth have you been?!"
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"