The best nerd jokes

Two students talk: "What are you reading?" "Quantum physics theory book." "But why are you reading it upside-down?" "It makes no difference anyway."
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has 73.02 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: nerd, student, stupid
Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.
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has 72.80 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: bar, cat, nerd
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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has 71.56 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: bar, chemistry, nerd
Life is like a definite integral. Integral from birthday to death ( LOVE ) dx = LIFE
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has 71.25 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: life, love, math, nerd
Three statisticians are out hunting. Suddenly, a deer appears 50 yards away. The first statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the left. The second statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the right. The third statistician starts jumping up and down, yelling "We got him! We got him!"
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has 71.15 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: geek, hunting, math, nerd, science
Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A: A ferrous wheel.
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has 71.00 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, geek, nerd, science
How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten-tickles.
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has 70.92 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: animal, nerd
Q: What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car? A: He was booked for a salt and battery.
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has 70.92 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: car, chemistry, nerd
If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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has 70.45 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, nerd
Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common? A: They're both become useless when you open windows.
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has 69.93 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, nerd, technology
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