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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.
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Q: What's object-oriented way to become wealthy? A: Inheritance.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten-tickles.
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Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A: One molar solution.
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Knock-knock. Who's there? To. To who? No, to whom.
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Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common? A: They're both become useless when you open windows.
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Q: What do you call a programmer from Finland? A: Nerdic.
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A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.
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Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar? A: He got Avogadro's number!
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