The best nerd jokes

Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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has 72.83 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: bar, chemistry, nerd
What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home? "Where on Earth have you been?!"
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has 72.70 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: family, nerd
Q: Why was Pavlov's hair so soft? A: Classical conditioning.
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has 72.05 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: geek, nerd, science
A biologist, a chemist and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5th to the left. The chemist takes a shot and misses 5th to the right. The statistician yells "We got 'em!"
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has 71.67 % from 164 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, hunting, math, nerd
Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right? A: 1.
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has 70.45 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, IT, nerd
Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A: A ferrous wheel.
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has 70.32 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, geek, nerd, science
Q: What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car? A: He was booked for a salt and battery.
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has 69.34 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: car, chemistry, nerd
Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.
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has 68.93 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: bar, cat, nerd
Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? A: It went OK.
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has 68.55 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, dating, nerd
A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.
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has 67.10 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, nerd, programmer
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