The best nerd jokes

Q: Why was Pavlov's hair so soft? A: Classical conditioning.
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has 72.80 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: geek, nerd, science
Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common? A: They're both become useless when you open windows.
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has 72.70 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, nerd, technology
If the box says: "This software requires Windows XP or better" Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?
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has 71.88 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, nerd, technology
Q: What's object-oriented way to become wealthy? A: Inheritance.
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has 71.00 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: coding, IT, nerd
How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten-tickles.
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has 70.35 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: animal, nerd
Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A: A ferrous wheel.
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has 70.33 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, geek, nerd, science
Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? A: It went OK.
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has 69.32 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, dating, nerd
Q: What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car? A: He was booked for a salt and battery.
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has 69.30 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: car, chemistry, nerd
Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.
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has 68.42 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: bar, cat, nerd
Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right? A: 1.
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has 68.01 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, IT, nerd
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