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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? A: It went OK.
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Three statisticians are out hunting. Suddenly, a deer appears 50 yards away. The first statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the left. The second statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the right. The third statistician starts jumping up and down, yelling "We got him! We got him!"
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? A: Because they don't C#.
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A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.
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Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A: A ferrous wheel.
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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.
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Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common? A: They're both become useless when you open windows.
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Q: What's object-oriented way to become wealthy? A: Inheritance.
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