Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? A: It went OK.
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten-tickles.
Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A: One molar solution.
Q: What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car? A: He was booked for a salt and battery.
A biologist, a chemist and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5th to the left. The chemist takes a shot and misses 5th to the right. The statistician yells "We got 'em!"
Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.
A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.
Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A: A ferrous wheel.
Q: What will my computer printer warranty cover? A: Your mouse pad.