Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.
A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.
Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A: A ferrous wheel.
If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
Q: What's object-oriented way to become wealthy? A: Inheritance.
Q: Why accountants don't read novels? A: Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.
Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.
Q: What do you call a programmer from Finland? A: Nerdic.
Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar? A: He got Avogadro's number!
Q: What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car? A: He was booked for a salt and battery.