The best nerd jokes

What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home? "Where on Earth have you been?!"
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has 72.70 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: family, nerd
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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has 72.55 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: bar, chemistry, nerd
Q: What's object-oriented way to become wealthy? A: Inheritance.
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has 72.54 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: coding, IT, nerd
Q: Why was Pavlov's hair so soft? A: Classical conditioning.
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has 71.53 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: geek, nerd, science
Q: What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car? A: He was booked for a salt and battery.
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has 70.90 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: car, chemistry, nerd
Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right? A: 1.
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has 70.45 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, IT, nerd
Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A: A ferrous wheel.
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has 70.32 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, geek, nerd, science
Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? A: It went OK.
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has 69.92 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, dating, nerd
Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.
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has 68.93 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: bar, cat, nerd
Three statisticians are out hunting. Suddenly, a deer appears 50 yards away. The first statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the left. The second statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the right. The third statistician starts jumping up and down, yelling "We got him! We got him!"
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has 67.29 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: geek, hunting, math, nerd, science
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