Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A: One molar solution.
Q: Why accountants don't read novels? A: Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.
How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten-tickles.
Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.
If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.
Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar? A: He got Avogadro's number!
Q: What do you call a programmer from Finland? A: Nerdic.
Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common? A: They're both become useless when you open windows.
Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A: A ferrous wheel.