The best nerd jokes

Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common? A: They're both become useless when you open windows.
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has 71.53 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, nerd, technology
How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten-tickles.
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has 71.15 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: animal, nerd
Q: What's object-oriented way to become wealthy? A: Inheritance.
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has 71.15 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: coding, IT, nerd
Infinity mathematicians came to bar. First one ordered 1 glass of beer, second a half, third a quarter... The barman interrupted them: "Assholes, here are 2 beers!"
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has 71.15 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: bar, beer, math, nerd, vulgar
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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has 70.72 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: bar, chemistry, nerd
Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A: One molar solution.
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has 70.45 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, nerd
Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.
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has 70.32 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: bar, cat, nerd
Q: What do you call a programmer from Finland? A: Nerdic.
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has 70.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: IT, nerd, programmer
Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? A: It went OK.
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has 69.60 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, dating, nerd
A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.
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has 69.28 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, nerd, programmer
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