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Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? A: It went OK.
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
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How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten-tickles.
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Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A: One molar solution.
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Q: What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car? A: He was booked for a salt and battery.
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A biologist, a chemist and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5th to the left. The chemist takes a shot and misses 5th to the right. The statistician yells "We got 'em!"
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Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.
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A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.
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Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A: A ferrous wheel.
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Q: What will my computer printer warranty cover? A: Your mouse pad.
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