Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
Q: What's object-oriented way to become wealthy? A: Inheritance.
Q: What do you call a programmer from Finland? A: Nerdic.
Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A: A ferrous wheel.
Q: What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car? A: He was booked for a salt and battery.
If the box says: "This software requires Windows XP or better" Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?
Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common? A: They're both become useless when you open windows.
A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.
Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right? A: 1.
Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? A: It went OK.