The best nerd jokes

Three statisticians are out hunting. Suddenly, a deer appears 50 yards away. The first statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the left. The second statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the right. The third statistician starts jumping up and down, yelling "We got him! We got him!"
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has 72.05 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: geek, hunting, math, nerd, science
Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common? A: They're both become useless when you open windows.
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has 71.72 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, nerd, technology
How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten-tickles.
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has 71.35 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: animal, nerd
Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A: One molar solution.
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has 71.15 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, nerd
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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has 71.12 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: bar, chemistry, nerd
Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.
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has 70.90 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: bar, cat, nerd
If the box says: "This software requires Windows XP or better" Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?
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has 70.70 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, nerd, technology
Q: What do you call a programmer from Finland? A: Nerdic.
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has 70.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: IT, nerd, programmer
Q: What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car? A: He was booked for a salt and battery.
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has 70.02 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: car, chemistry, nerd
Q: What's object-oriented way to become wealthy? A: Inheritance.
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has 69.93 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: coding, IT, nerd
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