The best nerd jokes

Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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has 72.07 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: bar, chemistry, nerd
Q: What's object-oriented way to become wealthy? A: Inheritance.
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has 71.72 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: coding, IT, nerd
Q: What do you call a programmer from Finland? A: Nerdic.
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has 70.92 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: IT, nerd, programmer
Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A: A ferrous wheel.
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has 70.83 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, geek, nerd, science
Q: What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car? A: He was booked for a salt and battery.
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has 69.88 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: car, chemistry, nerd
If the box says: "This software requires Windows XP or better" Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?
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has 69.88 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, nerd, technology
Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common? A: They're both become useless when you open windows.
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has 69.86 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, nerd, technology
A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.
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has 69.28 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, nerd, programmer
Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right? A: 1.
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has 69.28 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, IT, nerd
Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? A: It went OK.
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has 69.16 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, dating, nerd
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