Three statisticians are out hunting. Suddenly, a deer appears 50 yards away. The first statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the left. The second statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the right. The third statistician starts jumping up and down, yelling "We got him! We got him!"
Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common? A: They're both become useless when you open windows.
How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten-tickles.
Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A: One molar solution.
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.
If the box says: "This software requires Windows XP or better" Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?
Q: What do you call a programmer from Finland? A: Nerdic.
Q: What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car? A: He was booked for a salt and battery.
Q: What's object-oriented way to become wealthy? A: Inheritance.