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Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A: One molar solution.
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How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten-tickles.
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Q: What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car? A: He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? A: It went OK.
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Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? A: Because they don't C#.
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Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A: A ferrous wheel.
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Hide a seek champion... ; Since 1958
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If the box says: "This software requires Windows XP or better" Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?
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A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.
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Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common? A: They're both become useless when you open windows.
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