Q: Why was Pavlov's hair so soft? A: Classical conditioning.
Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common? A: They're both become useless when you open windows.
If the box says: "This software requires Windows XP or better" Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?
Q: What's object-oriented way to become wealthy? A: Inheritance.
How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten-tickles.
Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A: A ferrous wheel.
Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? A: It went OK.
Q: What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car? A: He was booked for a salt and battery.
Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.
Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right? A: 1.