Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common? A: They're both become useless when you open windows.
How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten-tickles.
Q: What's object-oriented way to become wealthy? A: Inheritance.
Infinity mathematicians came to bar. First one ordered 1 glass of beer, second a half, third a quarter... The barman interrupted them: "Assholes, here are 2 beers!"
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A: One molar solution.
Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.
Q: What do you call a programmer from Finland? A: Nerdic.
Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? A: It went OK.
A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.