Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
Q: What's object-oriented way to become wealthy?
A: Inheritance.
A biologist, a chemist and a statistician are out hunting.
The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5th to the left.
The chemist takes a shot and misses 5th to the right.
The statistician yells "We got 'em!"
Q: Why was Pavlov's hair so soft?
A: Classical conditioning.
Q: What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?
A: He was booked for a salt and battery.
Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right?
A: 1.
Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel.
Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.
Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
A: It went OK.
How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?
Ten-tickles.