Two students talk: "What are you reading?" "Quantum physics theory book." "But why are you reading it upside-down?" "It makes no difference anyway."
Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
Life is like a definite integral. Integral from birthday to death ( LOVE ) dx = LIFE
Three statisticians are out hunting. Suddenly, a deer appears 50 yards away. The first statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the left. The second statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the right. The third statistician starts jumping up and down, yelling "We got him! We got him!"
Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A: A ferrous wheel.
How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten-tickles.
Q: What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car? A: He was booked for a salt and battery.
If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common? A: They're both become useless when you open windows.