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Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.
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A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.
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Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A: A ferrous wheel.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Q: What's object-oriented way to become wealthy? A: Inheritance.
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Q: Why accountants don't read novels? A: Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.
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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.
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Q: What do you call a programmer from Finland? A: Nerdic.
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Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar? A: He got Avogadro's number!
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Q: What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car? A: He was booked for a salt and battery.
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