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Q: What do you get if you cross a dirty politician with a filthy womanizer? A: Chelsea.
has 65.30 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: dirty, men, political, soccer, sport
Chuck Norris's tears can cure every type of cancer, the only problem is he never cried.
has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health, medical
Jeff Bezos has invested $42 million to build a huge 500-foot tall underground clock that ticks once per year for 10,000 years. He did this because he overheard his wife talking to a friend, he thought she said she wished he had a larger clock...
has 84.48 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: business, friendship, money, time, wife
Starbucks is offering a new drink to honor Nancy Pelosi. They call it the "fullacrapuccino".
has 68.97 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: business, customer service, democrat, food, political
Knock,Knock, Who is there? Pen! Pen who? is...
has 70.24 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, knock-knock, vulgar
I went to a pharmacy and asked for a black condom. Manager wondered and asked me, "why black sir?" "My friend's husband died; I want to console her," I said.
has 81.26 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: dirty, marriage, mean, relationship, sex
A man goes into a florist and says, "I want to buy some flowers for my girlfriend". "Certainly sir", she responds, "and what in particular are you after"? After some thought, the man answers, "a shag".
has 76.06 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: dirty, love, men, relationship, sex
One day the teacher was asking the class about there weekends. She asked sue, "how was your weekend?" "Good." Then little Johnny waved his hand "me, me, me." Finally giving in said, "what did you do this weekend?" "I rode in my wagon pulled by my dog and hit a steep hill. The wagon started going faster than the dog and the handle went up his ass." "Rectum is the word you're looking for," she says. "Rectum," said Johnny, "da man near killed him."
has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: communication, dog, little Johnny, teacher, vulgar
What is so good about Chuck Norris? He is just some stupid actor, if he was really that good he would come here and bash my head on the keyboD5LISDALGFRGY I idyfgylbhyuu2213874rt fsdnljsdha.
has 67.34 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, technology
Would you take a bullet for the last person you had sex with? Anything for the family.
has 70.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: death, dirty, family, redneck, sex

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