Teacher: "How much is half of 8?"
Little Johnny: "Up and down or across?"
Teacher: "What do you mean?"
Little Johnny: "Well, up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!"
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"Today, I saw a homeless men living in a tyre. So I did good deed and punctured it."
"How is that a good deed?"
"He is now living in a flat."
Man says to his boss "Can we talk? I have a problem."
Boss says "Problem? No such thing, we call it an opportunity!"
Man says "Ok I have a serious drinking opportunity."
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Your mom so dumb she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
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The bartender said "Sorry,we don't serve time travelers."
Two time travelers walk into a bar.
The cannibals on the island Borneo have caught and after that have grilled one gypsy boy on a turnspit.
They had to turn him really quickly above the burning fire because at a slower speed of rotation he managed to steal the potatoes from the live coal.
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Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: All of them cause they will never see the light.
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The waitress asked how I would like my coffee.
I told her: "like my woman - hot and black".
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Yo mama so fat, her ID pic had to be taken in panoramic mode.
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Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza.
A: One comes out of the oven alive.
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