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Two firemen are butt fucking in a smoked filled room. The fire chief walks in and says "what are you doing?" Give this man mouth to mouth then one of the firemen says: "I did how do you think all this shit got started..."
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: gay, sex, work
Yo mamma so fat she doesn't play temple run she plays temple roll.
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has 61.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: fat, game, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly, Instagram tagged her selfies 'explicit content'.
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: technology, ugly, Yo mama
In France, Chuck Norris accidentally won Tour de France by exercise bike.
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has 78.53 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Eight hours into his trial Paddy pleads guilty. "Why didn't you plead guilty at the beginning and save the court's time?" The judge demanded. "Well," Paddy responded, "until I heard all the evidence I thought I was innocent."
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has 81.40 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: prison, stupid, time
Yo mama is so fat, it takes two texts for her to send a selfie.
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, insulting, technology, Yo mama
6 year old kid looking at Mom's ID card. Sex: F He laughs. Mom: "Whats so funny?" Kid: "I can't believe you're so bad in sex that you failed in it." Husband died laughing.
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has 80.42 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: family, kids, sex, wife
Knock knock. Who's there? Cash. Cash who? Yes! I've always known you were a bit nutty!
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, mean, money
Q: When do accountants laugh out loud? A: When somebody asks for a raise.
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has 70.40 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: accountant, money, work
Q: What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet? A: Lost.
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has 80.46 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: accountant, IT, technology, work

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