Q: What has 12 arms, 12 legs, and 12 eyes?
A: 12 pirates.
Q: What do you call an African American documentary?
A: Planet of the Apes.
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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter?
A: You would think R but it is the C that love.
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My friend thinks that onion is the only fruit that can make us cry.
So I just threw the coconut up to his head, he cried then.
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Johny met his classmate from high school after ten years who was still very beautiful.
As he met her, he told her only: "Hi Ann, I am pleased to see you again after so many years."
Ann took a look at his pants and said: "I know that you´re pleased."
A Jewish boy asked his father "Father, can you lend me 50 dollars?"
The father replied, "40 dollars, What do you need 30 dollars for?"
Q: Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
A: Because they're ugly and they stink.
I bought these shoes from a drug dealer.
I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day!
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Q: Why don't kleptomaniacs get puns?
A: Because they take things. Literally.
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Q: What does the devil do to black babies?
A: Nothing they're already burned.
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