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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh- Moooooo!
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has 33.38 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: animal, knock-knock
Mom! I'm a 3D printer! Oh come on, Tommy, close the door when you poop.
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has 57.54 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, kids, technology
Would you like to hear a construction joke? [Yes] Well I'm still working on it.
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has 55.98 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: work
What is the worst combination of illnesses? Alzheimer's and diarrhea. You're running, but can't remember where.
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has 74.63 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: health
Doctor: You have a disease, but we can treat it. Patient: What's the Cure? Doctor: It's an 80s rock band fronted by Robert Smith, but let's try to stay focused...
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has 58.94 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: doctor, music
My nephew told me when he grows up, he wants to be a pizza delivery guy, or a pool skimmer. I need to tell my bro to do a better job at hiding his porn.
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has 76.12 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: family, sex, work
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. I'm serious that Israeli how he does it.
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has 78.53 % from 255 votes. More jokes about: jewish
What did one Christmas tree say to the other? You've got a lot of balls walking in here dressed like that.
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has 63.57 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: Christmas
What do you call a snake that is exactly 3.14 meters long? A πthon.
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has 59.61 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells!
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has 42.47 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Christmas

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