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Would you like to hear a construction joke? [Yes] Well I'm still working on it.
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has 56.89 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: work
What is the worst combination of illnesses? Alzheimer's and diarrhea. You're running, but can't remember where.
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has 75.90 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: health
Doctor: You have a disease, but we can treat it. Patient: What's the Cure? Doctor: It's an 80s rock band fronted by Robert Smith, but let's try to stay focused...
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has 59.76 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: doctor, music
My nephew told me when he grows up, he wants to be a pizza delivery guy, or a pool skimmer. I need to tell my bro to do a better job at hiding his porn.
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has 76.67 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: family, sex, work
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. I'm serious that Israeli how he does it.
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has 79.80 % from 244 votes. More jokes about: jewish
What did one Christmas tree say to the other? You've got a lot of balls walking in here dressed like that.
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has 63.57 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: Christmas
What do you call a snake that is exactly 3.14 meters long? A πthon.
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has 60.76 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells!
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has 43.46 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Christmas
Chuck Norris talks in my sleep.
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has 18.59 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Gmail: Someone has signed into your account! Me: Yeah that was me Gmail: No it was on another device! Me: Yes my tablet Gmail: Someone stole your tablet?! Me: What? No! Gmail: Call the police
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has 59.35 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: cop, internet, IT

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