I'm not saying yo mama is a whore but her favorite shade of lipstick is penis.
I've been taking Viagra for my sunburn.
It doesn't cure it but it keeps the bed sheets off my legs at night.
Yo momma is so fat, everytime she farts people think there's an earthquake!
Teacher: "How much is half of 8?"
Little Johnny: "Up and down or across?"
Teacher: "What do you mean?"
Little Johnny: "Well, up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!"
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"Today, I saw a homeless men living in a tyre. So I did good deed and punctured it."
"How is that a good deed?"
"He is now living in a flat."
Man says to his boss "Can we talk? I have a problem."
Boss says "Problem? No such thing, we call it an opportunity!"
Man says "Ok I have a serious drinking opportunity."
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Your mom so dumb she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
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The bartender said "Sorry,we don't serve time travelers."
Two time travelers walk into a bar.
The cannibals on the island Borneo have caught and after that have grilled one gypsy boy on a turnspit.
They had to turn him really quickly above the burning fire because at a slower speed of rotation he managed to steal the potatoes from the live coal.
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Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: All of them cause they will never see the light.
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