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I'm not saying yo mama is a whore but her favorite shade of lipstick is penis.
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has 38.24 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
I've been taking Viagra for my sunburn. It doesn't cure it but it keeps the bed sheets off my legs at night.
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has 66.87 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: health, viagra
Yo momma is so fat, everytime she farts people think there's an earthquake!
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has 20.93 % from 135 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Teacher: "How much is half of 8?" Little Johnny: "Up and down or across?" Teacher: "What do you mean?" Little Johnny: "Well, up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!"
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has 54.49 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: little Johnny, math
"Today, I saw a homeless men living in a tyre. So I did good deed and punctured it." "How is that a good deed?" "He is now living in a flat."
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has 80.13 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: life
Man says to his boss "Can we talk? I have a problem." Boss says "Problem? No such thing, we call it an opportunity!" Man says "Ok I have a serious drinking opportunity."
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has 82.67 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, management, work
Your mom so dumb she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
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has 35.26 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: dentist, technology, Yo mama
The bartender said "Sorry,we don't serve time travelers." Two time travelers walk into a bar.
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has 62.74 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: bar, time, travel
The cannibals on the island Borneo have caught and after that have grilled one gypsy boy on a turnspit. They had to turn him really quickly above the burning fire because at a slower speed of rotation he managed to steal the potatoes from the live coal.
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has 31.21 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food, morbid
Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: All of them cause they will never see the light.
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has 54.29 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: democrat, insulting, light bulb

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