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A mouse and an elephant are walking through the forest. The elephant falls in a hole so the mouse gets his Porsche throws a rope down into the hole and pulls the elephant out. So they continue walking and the mouse falls into a hole. The elephant throws his dick into the hole and the mouse climbs out. Moral of the story: if you have a big enough dick you don't need a Porsche.
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has 69.95 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: animal, car, dirty, elephant
A daughter wakes up at 3 a.m. and asks her mother: "Mummy, tell me a fairy-tale." "Daddy will get back soon and he will tell both of us a fairy tale..."
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has 73.48 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: black humor, communication, family, husband
Paddy and Murphy were doing a crossword. Paddy asks, "How do you spell paint"? Murphy replies, "What color?"
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has 74.20 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: communication, kids, stupid
Chuck Norris can rotate text in MS Paint.
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has 36.52 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
Q: What is another name for a gynecologist? A: A private investigator.
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has 68.01 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: doctor, work
My blonde girlfriend went to the doctors this morning and was told she had two weeks to live. She chose last week and this week.
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has 69.30 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: blonde, death, life, stupid, time
Q: How do Asians name their babies? A: They throw a can down the stairs.
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has 42.73 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: asian, baby, black humor, morbid
Yo Mama so hairy, when she shaved her legs, your dad thought she got a new carpet.
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has 55.91 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, ugly, Yo mama
Q: What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? A: The location of the dirtbag.
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has 61.36 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: insulting, mean
Q: What is the most dangerous part of a motorcycle? A: The nut between the seat and the handlebars.
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has 67.57 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: insulting, mean

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