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Girl: "Girls are better than boys." Boy: "Then why did God make boys first?" Girl: "Duh, you have to have a rough draft before the final copy."
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has 61.40 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: men, women
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
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has 39.56 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: easter
Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree. That makes it a plant. Therefore, chocolate is salad. Happy Easter!
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has 59.51 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: easter
Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4? Pupil: That's not fair! You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!
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has 70.32 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: math, school, teacher
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
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has 54.44 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: animal
When chemist die, they barium.
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has 56.16 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: chemistry
Wife: "I have to tell you something. I'm pregnant." Husband: "Hi Pregnant, I'm Dad." Wife: "No, you are not."
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has 64.52 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: husband, marriage, men, wife
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account? They were prime mates.
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has 46.07 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: animal, IT
I called the doctor "My wife is going into labour! What should I do?" "Is this her first child?" he asked. "No, this is her husband."
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has 73.22 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: wife
Why should you never fart in an apple store? They don't have Windows!
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has 50.68 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: fart, IT

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