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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: She will "let it go let it go".
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Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "Look at king Kong in 3D."
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One morning I called my girlfriend and his father picked "Hello who are you?" I heard that heavy voice and quickly replied a while "hey Eric where are you the choir is about to begin?" "What choir?" he asked. "Come on Eric stop kidding around and get your ass over here" the father then replied "Sorry am not Eric and I don't know what you are talking about I am dr Stephen" he said. I then said "oh sorry I must have misdialled" I then hang up and decided I am never gonna call that girl again...
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Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.
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Yo' mama is so bald, when she wears a turtleneck it looks like a busted rubber.
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Yo mama is so fat Dorra the explorer couldn't explore any more!
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One day a young teen was in a church for the first time and he got a seat net to a not-so-good-looking woman. The pastor was preaching and he said: "Tell your neighbour how beautiful they are" and the boy stood up and said pastor "How can you expect me to lie in a church?"
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Yo mama so fat she wouldn't fit in 10,000 movie seat's.
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There are three blonds that went to the store. After they get done in the store one of the blondes realizes that she locked her keys in her car. The first blond tried using a screwdriver to unlock the door. The second blond tried using a hanger. The third blond tried using pen. While they are trying to unlock the door the second blond says "We better hurry up guys its about to rain and the tops down!"
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Q: Why do cops arrest black people? A: Because monkeys belong in cages.
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