Why should you never fart in an apple store?
They don't have Windows!
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke?
He won the "no-bell" prize!
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The only time the word incorrectly isn't spelled incorrectly is when it's spelled incorrectly.
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Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Muffikin
Muffikin who?
Muffikin fingers are trapped in the door.
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*BOOM*
Mum shouts: "What was that?"
Me: "My coat fell."
Mum: "It sounded a lot heavier than that!"
Me: "I was in it."
What do you call a young army?
Infantry.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
Moooooo!
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Mom! I'm a 3D printer!
Oh come on, Tommy, close the door when you poop.
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Would you like to hear a construction joke?
[Yes]
Well I'm still working on it.
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