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Wife: "I have to tell you something. I'm pregnant." Husband: "Hi Pregnant, I'm Dad." Wife: "No, you are not."
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Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account? They were prime mates.
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has 45.29 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: animal, IT
I called the doctor "My wife is going into labour! What should I do?" "Is this her first child?" he asked. "No, this is her husband."
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has 72.05 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: wife
Why should you never fart in an apple store? They don't have Windows!
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has 50.06 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: fart, IT
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke? He won the "no-bell" prize!
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has 65.72 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock
The only time the word incorrectly isn't spelled incorrectly is when it's spelled incorrectly.
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has 72.22 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: communication
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
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has 55.58 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: work
Knock Knock Who's there? Muffikin Muffikin who? Muffikin fingers are trapped in the door.
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has 63.58 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock
*BOOM* Mum shouts: "What was that?" Me: "My coat fell." Mum: "It sounded a lot heavier than that!" Me: "I was in it."
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has 72.14 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: family, life
What do you call a young army? Infantry.
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has 70.34 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: kids, military

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