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A man is visiting a foreign country but does not speak the language that they speak there. He decides to go to a church service, but the priest is speaking the native language, so the American man just does whatever the man in front of him does. When the man in front of him stands, so does the American man. When the man in front of him sits, so does the American man. At one point, the priest says something, and the man in front of him stood. So the American man stood too. Everyone in the church gasped, so the American man hurriedly sat back down. Later, the American man figured out that the priest was congratulating a birth. When he had asked who was the father, and both men stood up, it had caused some confusion!
has 64.28 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: baby, church, communication, dad, ethnic
Freddy Krueger sleeps with his mom every night because he is scared of Chuck Norris!
has 28.23 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris fills a 1-Liter Bottle With 2 liters of water.
has 33.76 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris goes to the cinema, he changes the movies with his remote control.
has 45.35 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
Young kids use a dating app on their phones. Older kids use a dating website on their computers. Adults use a matchmaking service to get dates. Senior citizens meet potential dates at church events. Anyone older than that will have to resort to carbon dating.
has 73.94 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: age, dating, death, morbid, relationship
In school, we had to do a skit demonstrating key concepts of the English language. My skit on the "diphthong" clearly demonstrated that the string micro-bikini was not a wise choice.
has 59.75 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, ethnic, school
Employee: "Hi welcome to McDonald's what can I get you today." Little Johnny: "Can I get some McWater, A McNumber10, and a McCoke." Employee: "Sir you know you don't have to put Mc in front of anything you order." Little Johnny: "Ok I just really like Donald's." Employee: "Sir its McDonald's." Little Johnny: "Ma'am you don't have to put Mc in front of everything."
has 59.89 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: business, communication, customer service, food, little Johnny
Q: What did the clock do when it was hungry? A: It went back four seconds.
has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: food, time
Hi Bob, This is Alan next door. I have a confession to make. I've been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to pluck up the courage to tell you to your face, but I am at least now telling you in text as I can't live with myself a moment longer without you knowing. The truth is I have been sharing your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, probably more than you. I haven't been getting it at home recently, but that's no excuse, I know. The temptation was just too much. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apologies and forgive me. It won't happen again. Please suggest a fee for usage, and I'll pay you. Regards, Alan. THE ACTIONS Bob, feeling insulted and betrayed, grabbed his gun, and shot his neighbor head. He returned home where he poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa. He took out his phone where he saw he has a subsequent message from his neighbor: THE SECOND MESSAGE Hi Bob, This is Alan next door again. Sorry about the typo on my last text. I expect you figured it out anyway, that you noticed that darned Autocorrect changed 'Wi-Fi' To 'Wife'. Technology hey? Regards, Alan.
has 81.84 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: communication, death, technology, time, wife
Knock-knock. Who is there? Stopwatch. Stopwatch who? Stopwatch you're doing and have a happy Valentines Day!
has 29.62 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, Valentines day, work

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