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My great grandson's class were asked to make a mothers day card for their mothers. On mothers day he presented this beautiful hand made a card to his mum... Hearts and kisses and wishing her Happy Mums Day on opening the card printed in bold letters was "DADS THE BEST"... Needless to say, his mum still loves him.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: family, kids, love, mean
A pregnant lady learns from her dentist that she needs a root canal. She says to the dentist, "darn ... I'd just as soon give birth as have a root canal". The dentist replies, "well, make up your mind so I know what position to put the chair in".
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has 57.73 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: baby, communication, dentist, medical, women
I was walking through the cemetery the other day when a thought crossed my mind. Call me a sentimental old fool if you like, but I couldn't resist it. I texted my ex saying 'wish you were here'.
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has 74.15 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: age, death, mean, morbid, relationship
Knock knock! Who's there? Ice cream! Ice cream who? Ice cream land on you!
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has 22.17 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, knock-knock
An American family has grandparents who live in Russia. Every month, the grandparents send a package of powder to the American family. The package always says: "Just add water."https://unijokes.com/ Every time the family does this the powder turns into a delicious soup. The soups are always different and the family is always excited to find out which new foreign flavor they get to try out. One day, the family receives a package in the mail containing some gray powder. Assuming that this is another soup, the family dumps it into a pot and adds some water. However, unlike all the other soups, this one t astes grainy and disgusting. The family still eats it though just to be polite. A week later, a letter from the grandpa comes in the mail saying: "Grandma Taya has died and I have sent the ashes to you. She wants to be scattered in America as that is her favorite place."
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has 48.41 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: death, ethnic, family, food, geography
What do you call a black person thats light? Michal jackson
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has 25.71 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
What do you call a black person thats light? Michal jackson
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Chuck Norris can set the oven to cold.
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has 45.48 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
Q: What do a woman and a bar have in common? A: Liquor in the front, Poker in the back.
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has 65.20 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: bar, dirty, game, sex, women
Q: Why do Jewish men get circumcised? A: Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's 20% off.
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has 76.22 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: jewish, racist

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