New jokes

My blonde girlfriend went to the doctors this morning and was told she had two weeks to live. She chose last week and this week.
Vote:
has 69.30 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: blonde, death, life, stupid, time
Q: How do Asians name their babies? A: They throw a can down the stairs.
Vote:
has 41.62 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: asian, baby, black humor, morbid
Yo Mama so hairy, when she shaved her legs, your dad thought she got a new carpet.
Vote:
has 57.40 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, ugly, Yo mama
Q: What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? A: The location of the dirtbag.
Vote:
has 60.08 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: insulting, mean
Q: What is the most dangerous part of a motorcycle? A: The nut between the seat and the handlebars.
Vote:
has 66.68 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: insulting, mean
French Army rifles for sale – never fired and only dropped once!
Vote:
has 72.70 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, mean, military, war
Two Generals were preparing for battle. The first General calls his aide and says "Bring me my red uniform!" The other General asks why he would wear a red uniform. The first General explains that if he gets wounded then his soldiers won't see the blood and lose their courage. The other General thinks about this, then calls to his aide "Bring me my brown uniform!"
Vote:
has 80.29 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: dirty, health, military, stupid, war
Q: Why did my wife cross the road? A: To go back to the first shoe shop we went in three bloody hours ago.
Vote:
has 77.02 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: business, mean, travel, wife, women
Me: "Will you Remember me in a day?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Will you remember me in a week?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Will you remember me in a month?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Will you remember me in a year?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Ok, I have a joke. Her: "Ok." Me: "Knock, knock." Her: "Who's there?" Me: "You didn't remember me."
Vote:
has 59.17 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: communication, knock-knock, memory, relationship
Q: Why is the camel called the ship of the desert? A: Because it's full of Arab semen.
Vote:
has 61.35 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, dirty, geography

What about the funniest jokes?
Have fun with our best jokes, rated by visitors.

<<<910
More jokes →
Page 9 of 10.