Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree.
That makes it a plant.
Therefore, chocolate is salad.
Happy Easter!
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"I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"
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A: They're both famous for stuffing baskets!
What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery?
A yeaster bunny.
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Jesus won't come back again.
Why?
Because he know you will kill him and see if he will wake up again.
Q: How does Jesus celebrate Easter?
A: He gets a manicure, pedicure, and has his nails polished.
Q: There is a $100 bill sitting in the middle of a 4 way intersection, at one side there is a man hating dike, at another side, there is Santa, at another side there is the Easter Bunny, and at the las side there is a man loving lesbian. Who gets the $100 bill?
A: The man hating dike because all others are a figure of your imagination.