Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree.
That makes it a plant.
Therefore, chocolate is salad.
Happy Easter!
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Little Johnny's father asks him if he knows about the birds and the bees.
"I don't want to know!" Little Johnny says, bursting into tears.
Confused, his father asks what's wrong.
"Oh, Dad," Little Johnny sobs, "first, there was no Santa Claus, then no Easter Bunny, and finally, no Tooth Fairy. If you're about to tell me that grownups don't really have sex, I've got nothing left to believe in."
When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
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What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?
A runny bunny.
Jesus won't come back again.
Why?
Because he know you will kill him and see if he will wake up again.
Q: What do you call a sleepy Easter egg?
A: Egg-zosted!
Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients?
They hid their own eggs!
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What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery?
A yeaster bunny.
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
They lived hoppily ever after.
Q: There is a $100 bill sitting in the middle of a 4 way intersection, at one side there is a man hating dike, at another side, there is Santa, at another side there is the Easter Bunny, and at the las side there is a man loving lesbian. Who gets the $100 bill?
A: The man hating dike because all others are a figure of your imagination.
Q: Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets it??
A: No one the first four doesn't exist and the other blonde thought it was a gum wrapper!