Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree.
That makes it a plant.
Therefore, chocolate is salad.
Happy Easter!
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A: Because he's an egghead.
Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?
He didn't have the hare fare.
Q: What day does an Easter egg hate the most?
A: Fry-days.
Jesus won't come back again.
Why?
Because he know you will kill him and see if he will wake up again.
What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?
A runny bunny.
Q: Why do we paint Easter eggs?
A: Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
They lived hoppily ever after.
Q: How long does the Easter Bunny like to party?
A: Around the cluck!
Little Johnny's father asks him if he knows about the birds and the bees.
"I don't want to know!" Little Johnny says, bursting into tears.
Confused, his father asks what's wrong.
"Oh, Dad," Little Johnny sobs, "first, there was no Santa Claus, then no Easter Bunny, and finally, no Tooth Fairy. If you're about to tell me that grownups don't really have sex, I've got nothing left to believe in."