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*BOOM* Mum shouts: "What was that?" Me: "My coat fell." Mum: "It sounded a lot heavier than that!" Me: "I was in it."
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What do you call a young army? Infantry.
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has 71.53 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: kids, military
Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh- Moooooo!
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has 37.38 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: animal, knock-knock
Mom! I'm a 3D printer! Oh come on, Tommy, close the door when you poop.
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has 63.12 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, kids, technology
Would you like to hear a construction joke? [Yes] Well I'm still working on it.
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has 60.67 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: work
What is the worst combination of illnesses? Alzheimer's and diarrhea. You're running, but can't remember where.
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has 74.28 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: health
Doctor: You have a disease, but we can treat it. Patient: What's the Cure? Doctor: It's an 80s rock band fronted by Robert Smith, but let's try to stay focused...
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has 61.36 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: doctor, music
My nephew told me when he grows up, he wants to be a pizza delivery guy, or a pool skimmer. I need to tell my bro to do a better job at hiding his porn.
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has 80.65 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: family, sex, work
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. I'm serious that Israeli how he does it.
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has 74.61 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: jewish
What did one Christmas tree say to the other? You've got a lot of balls walking in here dressed like that.
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has 70.70 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Christmas

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