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A tough looking group of hairy bikers are riding when they see a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stop. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?" "I'm going to commit suicide," she says. While he doesn't want to appear insensitive, he also doesn't want to miss an opportunity, so he asks, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?" She does, and it is a long, deep, lingering kiss. After she's finished, the tough, hairy biker says: "Wow! That was the best kiss I've ever had! That's a real talent you're wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?" "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl..."
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Girl: "Girls are better than boys." Boy: "Then why did God make boys first?" Girl: "Duh, you have to have a rough draft before the final copy."
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has 64.71 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: men, women
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
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has 39.42 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: easter
Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree. That makes it a plant. Therefore, chocolate is salad. Happy Easter!
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has 58.09 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: easter
Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4? Pupil: That's not fair! You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!
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has 74.71 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: math, school, teacher
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
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has 58.87 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: animal
When chemist die, they barium.
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has 55.57 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: chemistry
Wife: "I have to tell you something. I'm pregnant." Husband: "Hi Pregnant, I'm Dad." Wife: "No, you are not."
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has 64.93 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: husband, marriage, men, wife
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account? They were prime mates.
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has 53.07 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: animal, IT
I called the doctor "My wife is going into labour! What should I do?" "Is this her first child?" he asked. "No, this is her husband."
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has 71.40 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: wife

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