Q: How do Asians name their babies? A: They throw a can down the stairs.
Yo Mama so hairy, when she shaved her legs, your dad thought she got a new carpet.
Q: What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? A: The location of the dirtbag.
Q: What is the most dangerous part of a motorcycle? A: The nut between the seat and the handlebars.
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Two Generals were preparing for battle. The first General calls his aide and says "Bring me my red uniform!" The other General asks why he would wear a red uniform. The first General explains that if he gets wounded then his soldiers won't see the blood and lose their courage. The other General thinks about this, then calls to his aide "Bring me my brown uniform!"
Q: Why did my wife cross the road? A: To go back to the first shoe shop we went in three bloody hours ago.
Me: "Will you Remember me in a day?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Will you remember me in a week?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Will you remember me in a month?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Will you remember me in a year?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Ok, I have a joke. Her: "Ok." Me: "Knock, knock." Her: "Who's there?" Me: "You didn't remember me."
Q: Why is the camel called the ship of the desert? A: Because it's full of Arab semen.
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