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There were three guys manhers, shaup and shed. They went for a drive, shed wanted to go to the store to pick up snacks for the ride. So shed went in the store. Twenty minutes passes they were getting impatient so manhers went in what's taking him so long. Minutes later a police officer went to him and asked his name he replied "shaup!" Police officer was startled what he said. Police said "where's your manners boy!". Shaup replied to the officer "he's inside picking up shed*
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Yo mama is so old that when she breastfeeds it's just powder.
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Your mama so fat, that she can use herself as a bowling ball and get 10 strikes in all of the lanes!
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Yo mama is so ugly when she went to the thirteenth floor they got scared of her.
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Q: What is a blondes' reaction to hearing "drinks are on the house". A: Where's the stairs.
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Yo mama so stupid, the password needed 8 characters, so she put Snow white and the 7 dwarves.
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Yo mama is so stupid that she thought starbucks are money in space.
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Yo mama is so stinky that she scared the fly's off the shit wagonrn.
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Q: What' is Hillary Clinton favorite movies? A: Kill BILL 1 and 2.
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When a white person delivers an asian baby. White person: "Congratulations he looks like your husband... mom... cousin... uncle... neighbor..."
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