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Q: What's the idea of a blonde of natural childbirth? A: No make-up.
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Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her.
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Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? A: "Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"
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Q: Why are white people called crackers. A: Because they use to crack that whip on those niggers.
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Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.
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If you really want to loosen your pectineus, you should skip the squats and let me stretch them out.
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I hope you're into yoga, cause you're going to get a good stretch tonight.
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Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed went itself out of fear.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
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