Q: What's the idea of a blonde of natural childbirth? A: No make-up.
Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her.
Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? A: "Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"
Q: Why are white people called crackers. A: Because they use to crack that whip on those niggers.
Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.
If you really want to loosen your pectineus, you should skip the squats and let me stretch them out.
I hope you're into yoga, cause you're going to get a good stretch tonight.
Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed went itself out of fear.
Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.