Why should you never fart in an apple store? They don't have Windows!
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke? He won the "no-bell" prize!
The only time the word incorrectly isn't spelled incorrectly is when it's spelled incorrectly.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
Knock Knock Who's there? Muffikin Muffikin who? Muffikin fingers are trapped in the door.
*BOOM* Mum shouts: "What was that?" Me: "My coat fell." Mum: "It sounded a lot heavier than that!" Me: "I was in it."
What do you call a young army? Infantry.
Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh- Moooooo!
Mom! I'm a 3D printer! Oh come on, Tommy, close the door when you poop.
Would you like to hear a construction joke? [Yes] Well I'm still working on it.
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