Superman is faster then a speeding bullet. Chuck Norris just runs Superman down and keeps going.
Superman is weakened when exposed to Kryptonite. Chuck Norris eats Kryptonite for breakfast without even a belch.
The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces. So too has his boot.
A brunette and a blonde are walking in the park. The brunette asks: "Hey can you see that forest over there?" The blonde looks that way and answers: "I can't, the trees are covering the view."
We'll want to preserve Chuck Norris for future generations, when he dies. We won't be needing cryogenics cos Chuck's already frozen.
Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
Q: What do you call a cow playing with its self? A: Beef stroganoff.
Two dyslectic fellas sat in the kitchen... Fella 1: "Ere, can you smell gas?" Fella 2: "Who me? No... I can't even smell my own name!"
We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top. It's a bad look with his mullet.