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Superman is faster then a speeding bullet. Chuck Norris just runs Superman down and keeps going.
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Superman is weakened when exposed to Kryptonite. Chuck Norris eats Kryptonite for breakfast without even a belch.
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The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
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Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces. So too has his boot.
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A brunette and a blonde are walking in the park. The brunette asks: "Hey can you see that forest over there?" The blonde looks that way and answers: "I can't, the trees are covering the view."
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We'll want to preserve Chuck Norris for future generations, when he dies. We won't be needing cryogenics cos Chuck's already frozen.
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Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
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Q: What do you call a cow playing with its self? A: Beef stroganoff.
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Two dyslectic fellas sat in the kitchen... Fella 1: "Ere, can you smell gas?" Fella 2: "Who me? No... I can't even smell my own name!"
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We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top. It's a bad look with his mullet.
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