Paddy and Murphy were doing a crossword. Paddy asks, "How do you spell paint"? Murphy replies, "What color?"
Chuck Norris can rotate text in MS Paint.
Q: What is another name for a gynecologist? A: A private investigator.
My blonde girlfriend went to the doctors this morning and was told she had two weeks to live. She chose last week and this week.
Q: How do Asians name their babies? A: They throw a can down the stairs.
Yo Mama so hairy, when she shaved her legs, your dad thought she got a new carpet.
Q: What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? A: The location of the dirtbag.
Q: What is the most dangerous part of a motorcycle? A: The nut between the seat and the handlebars.
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Two Generals were preparing for battle. The first General calls his aide and says "Bring me my red uniform!" The other General asks why he would wear a red uniform. The first General explains that if he gets wounded then his soldiers won't see the blood and lose their courage. The other General thinks about this, then calls to his aide "Bring me my brown uniform!"
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