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Why should you never fart in an apple store? They don't have Windows!
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Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke? He won the "no-bell" prize!
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The only time the word incorrectly isn't spelled incorrectly is when it's spelled incorrectly.
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Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
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has 55.37 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: work
Knock Knock Who's there? Muffikin Muffikin who? Muffikin fingers are trapped in the door.
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*BOOM* Mum shouts: "What was that?" Me: "My coat fell." Mum: "It sounded a lot heavier than that!" Me: "I was in it."
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has 70.33 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: family, life
What do you call a young army? Infantry.
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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh- Moooooo!
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has 35.99 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: animal, knock-knock
Mom! I'm a 3D printer! Oh come on, Tommy, close the door when you poop.
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Would you like to hear a construction joke? [Yes] Well I'm still working on it.
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