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Teacher: "How much is half of 8?" Little Johnny: "Up and down or across?" Teacher: "What do you mean?" Little Johnny: "Well, up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!"
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has 55.64 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: little Johnny, math
"Today, I saw a homeless men living in a tyre. So I did good deed and punctured it." "How is that a good deed?" "He is now living in a flat."
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has 81.65 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: life
Man says to his boss "Can we talk? I have a problem." Boss says "Problem? No such thing, we call it an opportunity!" Man says "Ok I have a serious drinking opportunity."
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has 83.25 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, management, work
Your mom so dumb she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
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has 40.29 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: dentist, technology, Yo mama
The bartender said "Sorry,we don't serve time travelers." Two time travelers walk into a bar.
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has 63.41 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: bar, time, travel
The cannibals on the island Borneo have caught and after that have grilled one gypsy boy on a turnspit. They had to turn him really quickly above the burning fire because at a slower speed of rotation he managed to steal the potatoes from the live coal.
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has 35.25 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food, morbid
Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: All of them cause they will never see the light.
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has 53.99 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: democrat, insulting, light bulb
The waitress asked how I would like my coffee. I told her: "like my woman - hot and black".
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has 34.03 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: black people, customer service, women
Yo mama so fat, her ID pic had to be taken in panoramic mode.
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has 40.77 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, technology, Yo mama
Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza. A: One comes out of the oven alive.
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has 22.98 % from 131 votes. More jokes about: jewish, morbid, racist

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