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Paddy and Murphy were doing a crossword. Paddy asks, "How do you spell paint"? Murphy replies, "What color?"
has 74.14 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: communication, kids, stupid
Chuck Norris can rotate text in MS Paint.
has 44.67 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
Q: What is another name for a gynecologist? A: A private investigator.
has 68.56 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: doctor, work
My blonde girlfriend went to the doctors this morning and was told she had two weeks to live. She chose last week and this week.
has 68.01 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: blonde, death, life, stupid, time
Q: How do Asians name their babies? A: They throw a can down the stairs.
has 39.98 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: asian, baby, black humor, morbid
Yo Mama so hairy, when she shaved her legs, your dad thought she got a new carpet.
has 59.79 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, ugly, Yo mama
Q: What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? A: The location of the dirtbag.
has 57.27 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: insulting, mean
Q: What is the most dangerous part of a motorcycle? A: The nut between the seat and the handlebars.
has 64.21 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: insulting, mean
French Army rifles for sale – never fired and only dropped once!
has 71.22 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, mean, military, war
Two Generals were preparing for battle. The first General calls his aide and says "Bring me my red uniform!" The other General asks why he would wear a red uniform. The first General explains that if he gets wounded then his soldiers won't see the blood and lose their courage. The other General thinks about this, then calls to his aide "Bring me my brown uniform!"
has 82.10 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: dirty, health, military, stupid, war

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