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has 39.30 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: IT, school
At a parole hearing, the officer asked, "Tell me, why should you be released early?" The inmate responded, "It's bec..." Officer: Yes? Inmate: I think I have.. Officer: Go on. Inmate: Can I Please finish my sentence? Officer: Sure. Parole denied.
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Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office. I will find you. You have my Word.
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has 70.83 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: IT
I've finally told my suitcases there will be no holiday this year. Now I'm dealing with the emotional baggage.
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has 62.91 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: holiday, travel
Shop assistant: How about this one? Psychic: That shirt is too small. Shop assistant: You didn't even try it on? Psychic: I'm a medium.
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I went to the pet shop and asked for 12 bees The clerk counted out 13 bees and handed them over. "You've given me one too many" I said. "That one is a freebie"
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has 64.71 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: animal
My wife said, "I can think of 14 reasons to leave you, plus your obsession with Tennis!" I replied, "That's 15 love!"
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has 72.60 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: marriage, sport, wife
A man is staying in a hotel. He walks up to the front desk and says, "Sorry ma'am, I forgot what room I'm in, can you help me?" The receptionist replies, "No problem, sir. This is the lobby."
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has 78.13 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: holiday
A man filed a report to the police that his bag was stolen. Upon leaving the man's apartment, the officer found the man's bag at the bottom of the stairwell. It was a brief case.
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has 58.72 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: cop
I have a scary joke about math but im 2² to say it.
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