The best phone jokes

When I was young I had my first induction day in IT we were making an animation on scratch me and my friend decided to go on our phones. The teacher came over and asked, "what we were doing on our phones." I had to think fast so I said "we were researching something" she said that was alright. Still, to this day I wonder why she didn't notice that we had computers in front of us that had the school wifi.
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: phone, school, stupid, teacher, technology
According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating? Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: beauty, celebrity, IT, phone, technology
What do you call an iPhone that isn't kidding around? Dead Siri-ous.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone, technology
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
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has 58.09 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, phone, Yo mama
Mother: "Why was the phone busy all night?" Babysitter: "The fire department put me on hold."
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: communication, phone, work
Every mobile phone user has complained like this: Don't text me while I'm in the middle of texting you, because now I have to change the whole text.
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has 57.03 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone
Why did Steve Jobs live his last moments in regret? They say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. Unfortunately for Steve Jobs, his iPhone 4S didn't have a Flash player installed!
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, death, IT, life, phone
Teens are at an awkward stage in their lives. They know how to make phone calls they just don't know how to end them.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: life, phone, teen
Why is the Apple still reporting record profits from iPhone sales? Because iPhone users are just as oblivious to the looming recession as they are to the people around them.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone
Yo mama so stupid, she dropped off her phone because it stopped.
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has 56.65 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: phone, stupid, Yo mama
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