The best phone jokes

According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating? Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: beauty, celebrity, IT, phone, technology
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
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has 58.09 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, phone, Yo mama
Mother: "Why was the phone busy all night?" Babysitter: "The fire department put me on hold."
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: communication, phone, work
Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang while she was ironing!
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: blonde, phone
Little Johnny had finished his summer vacation and gone back to school. Two days later his teacher phoned his mother to tell her that he was misbehaving. “Wait a minute,” she said. “I had Johnny with me for three months and I never called you once when he misbehaved.”
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has 56.24 % from 173 votes. More jokes about: little Johnny, phone, school, teacher
An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: "They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!" she cried. The dispatcher said, "Stay calm. An officer is on the way." A few minutes later, the officer radios in. "Disregard." He says. "She got in the back-seat by mistake."
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: car, cop, phone
What do you call an iPhone that isn't kidding around? Dead Siri-ous.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone, technology
What do you get if you cross a Kindle with an Apple iPhone 4S? 4Skin.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone, technology
Jimmy is calling Sergey, who he met at an international conference. Jimmy: "Hi, I've hear there is minus 54 degrees Celsius." Sergey: "Nonsense, not even minus 15!" Jimmy: "But on CNN, they've just shown a thermometer..." Sergey: "Ohh, ok, maybe outside."
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: phone, technology, winter, work
Chuck Norris keeps a list of all his victims, it's called the phone book.
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has 55.51 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
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