The best phone jokes

Q: How many Ethiopians can you fit into a telephone booth? A: All of them.
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has 64.52 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: black humor, phone, racist
Chuck Norris can answer a missed call.
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has 64.35 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Chuck Norris can text using a rotary phone.
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has 64.28 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Chuck Norris puts phone companies on hold.
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad. It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out. However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line. "Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, cop, drunk, phone
Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
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has 63.30 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: phone, sex, Yo mama
"What happened to your girlfriend, that really cute math student?" "She no longer is my girlfriend. I caught her cheating on me." "I don't believe that she cheated on you!" "Well, a couple of nights ago I called her on the phone, and she told me that she was in bed wrestling with three unknowns..."
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has 63.12 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: math, phone, relationship, student
When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number.
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has 62.91 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: fat, phone, Yo mama