Chuck Norris watched the tape from The Ring.
His phone rang and when he answered a scared voice said "Excuse me, the wrong number"
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Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4.
He can now multi task and use face time.
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Your mamma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!
Why did the referee have such a high phone bill?
Because he made to many calls!
The manager of the liquor store gets a phone call at 8 pm.
"At what time do you open tomorrow?" asked the caller.
"At nine," he answered. The phone rings at midnight
"What time do you open ... in the morning?" "At nine".
The phone rings at 4 in the morning "Whatt tim do ya openn in the mornin?"
"I told you before at nine".
"Imm just inn aa hury cause i got locked in tha stor las nite."
A blonde walked into a doctor's office with two burnt ears.
The doctor asked her, "What happened to your ear?"
The blonde replied, "I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear.
Still not satisfied, the doctor asked, "Well, what happened to the other ear?"
"The sucker called again!"
The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"
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Yo mamma so stupid she put her iPhone in the blender and thought it would turn into apple juice.
Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
Chuck Norris has an iPhone with whole apple.
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