The best phone jokes

Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
has 40.31 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: phone, sex, Yo mama
Q: What do ghosts use to phone home? A: A terror-phone.
has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: phone
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to use a telephone pole as a tampon.
has 39.90 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: fat, phone, Yo mama
A blonde walked into a doctor's office with two burnt ears. The doctor asked her, "What happened to your ear?" The blonde replied, "I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear. Still not satisfied, the doctor asked, "Well, what happened to the other ear?" "The sucker called again!"
has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: blonde, doctor, phone
So this blonde woman walks into a shop and asks the owner "Have you got a phone I can borrow as I have a bit of money and I want to call my mom." The owner says "yes" and takes her to the back of the room as he realized she was a blonde so he wanted a blowjob. So they go in the back of the room and the guy took his pants off and took out his penis. So the woman gave him the money and she put her mouth on his penis and shouted: "HEY MOM ARE YOU IN THERE!"
has 39.62 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: blonde, money, phone, sex, stupid
Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad. It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits. He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays or Thursdays."
has 38.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: fitness, gym, phone, sport, time
A blonde is on holiday and she wallks into an internet cafe to send an e-mail to her mum in America. She doesn't know how to work the computers so she goes up to the guy on the desk and says: "Excuse me could you help me send an e-mail to my mum?" The guy says "Yeh, but it will cost ya" And the blonde says "Sure i'll do anything for my mum" The guy says: "In that case follow me" So she follows him into the back room and he pushes her down onto her knees, he unzips his trousers and pulls down his boxers and says: "Well go on then you said you'd do anything!" So she picks up his dick, holds it to her mouth and says: "Hello.........mum are you there?"
has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: blonde, phone, technology, women
A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator," she cried out. However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time and the same voice came over the line. "Never mind, I got in the back seat by mistake."
has 36.66 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, cop, phone
Q: Why do blondes always die before help arrives? A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".
has 36.64 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: blonde, phone, stupid
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