Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure began when Chuck Norris arrived from the future and roundhouse kicked that phone booth into the past.
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If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank.
By phone.
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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor.
That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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Yo mamma so stupid she put her iPhone in the blender and thought it would turn into apple juice.
Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
Chuck Norris watched the tape from The Ring.
His phone rang and when he answered a scared voice said "Excuse me, the wrong number"
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Q: What do ghosts use to phone home?
A: A terror-phone.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to use a telephone pole as a tampon.
Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad.
It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
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A blonde is on holiday and she wallks into an internet cafe to send an e-mail to her mum in America.
She doesn't know how to work the computers so she goes up to the guy on the desk and says: "Excuse me could you help me send an e-mail to my mum?"
The guy says "Yeh, but it will cost ya"
And the blonde says "Sure i'll do anything for my mum"
The guy says: "In that case follow me"
So she follows him into the back room and he pushes her down onto her knees, he unzips his trousers and pulls down his boxers and says: "Well go on then you said you'd do anything!"
So she picks up his dick, holds it to her mouth and says: "Hello.........mum are you there?"
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