The best phone jokes

Chuck Norris watched the tape from The Ring. His phone rang and when he answered a scared voice said "Excuse me, the wrong number"
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has 44.47 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4. He can now multi task and use face time.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone, time
Your mamma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: phone, stupid, Yo mama
Why did the referee have such a high phone bill? Because he made to many calls!
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: phone, sport
The manager of the liquor store gets a phone call at 8 pm. "At what time do you open tomorrow?" asked the caller. "At nine," he answered. The phone rings at midnight "What time do you open ... in the morning?" "At nine". The phone rings at 4 in the morning "Whatt tim do ya openn in the mornin?" "I told you before at nine". "Imm just inn aa hury cause i got locked in tha stor las nite."
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, phone, time
A blonde walked into a doctor's office with two burnt ears. The doctor asked her, "What happened to your ear?" The blonde replied, "I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear. Still not satisfied, the doctor asked, "Well, what happened to the other ear?" "The sucker called again!"
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: blonde, doctor, phone
The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"
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has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Yo mamma so stupid she put her iPhone in the blender and thought it would turn into apple juice.
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has 41.82 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: phone, stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
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has 40.15 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: phone, sex, Yo mama
Chuck Norris has an iPhone with whole apple.
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
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