The best phone jokes

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure began when Chuck Norris arrived from the future and roundhouse kicked that phone booth into the past.
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank. By phone.
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has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, phone
Yo mamma so stupid she put her iPhone in the blender and thought it would turn into apple juice.
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has 40.23 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: phone, stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
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has 40.15 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: phone, sex, Yo mama
Chuck Norris watched the tape from The Ring. His phone rang and when he answered a scared voice said "Excuse me, the wrong number"
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has 39.96 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Q: What do ghosts use to phone home? A: A terror-phone.
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: phone
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to use a telephone pole as a tampon.
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has 39.90 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: fat, phone, Yo mama
Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad. It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
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has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
A blonde is on holiday and she wallks into an internet cafe to send an e-mail to her mum in America. She doesn't know how to work the computers so she goes up to the guy on the desk and says: "Excuse me could you help me send an e-mail to my mum?" The guy says "Yeh, but it will cost ya" And the blonde says "Sure i'll do anything for my mum" The guy says: "In that case follow me" So she follows him into the back room and he pushes her down onto her knees, he unzips his trousers and pulls down his boxers and says: "Well go on then you said you'd do anything!" So she picks up his dick, holds it to her mouth and says: "Hello.........mum are you there?"
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: blonde, phone, technology, women
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