The best racist jokes

What's the difference between a black man and a daycare? A daycare knows when it has children.
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has 70.96 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: What do you call a redneck that's bursting into flames? A: A fire cracker.
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has 70.87 % from 144 votes. More jokes about: racist, redneck
If the world population was made into a sweater, where would the black people be put? In the hood!
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has 70.82 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jellybeans? A: The black ones steal your watch.
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has 70.82 % from 353 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, racist
The world is like a jar of jelly beans. Everybody hates the black ones.
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has 70.76 % from 204 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, racist
A white man walking down a beach kicks up a lamp, with hope he rubs the lamp. Sure enough a genie pops out, and says, "I will grant you 3 wishes but be warned every black person in the world will get double what you wish." After a thought he says he's got it. "My first wish is i want a million dollars." Genie "your wish has been granted and every black person now has 2 million dollars." Man "Ok my second wish i want 10 thousand acres Genie.." Granted but every black person in the world now has 20 thousand acres. "And now you have but one wish." "The man replies with my final wish... i wish you to beat me half to death."
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has 70.74 % from 363 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, genie, money, racist
If pretty women from the south are southern bells, would that make pretty women from Mexico taco bells?
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has 70.72 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: beauty, mexican, racist, women
My teacher sends this Chinese kid out of the classroom cause she thought he was sleeping. -_-
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has 70.64 % from 380 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist, teacher
Q: What is a Jews biggest dilemma? A: Free Pork.
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has 70.43 % from 279 votes. More jokes about: jewish, racist
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names."
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has 70.42 % from 406 votes. More jokes about: kids, racist
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