The best racist jokes

Q: What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jellybeans? A: The black ones steal your watch.
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has 68.53 % from 435 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, racist
Whats the difference between usain bolt and hitler? Usain bolt can finish a race...
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has 68.52 % from 340 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Hitler, racist, sport
what do black people and bicycles have in common? They only work with a chain on.
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has 68.42 % from 366 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, work
A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home? 1st kid says, "A computer." Teacher replies "That'd be very useful" 2nd kid says "A new lawn mower." Teacher replies with a similar response... Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything." The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something... Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGER, i remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."
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has 68.37 % from 362 votes. More jokes about: black people, computer, kids, racist, teacher
Q: What do you call a black priest? A: Holy Shit.
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has 68.34 % from 1205 votes. More jokes about: priest, racist
What do you call 100 million black guy skydiving during the daytime? Nightfall.
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has 68.20 % from 407 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.
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has 68.18 % from 400 votes. More jokes about: asian, car, mexican, racist
Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.
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has 68.13 % from 131 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, ethnic, mexican, racist, stupid
New York was having a problem with too many pigeons in the city. The mayor of New York placed an ad asking for help to get rid of the pigeons in the city. A man responded to the ad. The man said that he would get rid of all of the pigeons in New York for $1million. He stated that he would stand behind his work and that he had very good credentials. There was only one stipulation, any questions that were asked would cost the city an additional $1million if answered. The mayor agreed to the terms. The man went to his car and brought back a small box. He opened the box and pulled out a pink pigeon. He released the pigeon into the air. Soon all of the pigeons in the city were following this pigeon. The pink pigeon lead all of the city's pigeons over the ocean and one by one the pigeons began to tire and fell into the ocean and died. The pink pigeon returned to it's owner and was given a soft pat on the back and put back into the box. The mayor was totally amazed by this. The mayor complimented the man on his magnificent work. The mayor told the man that he had a question for him. The man reminded the mayor that any questions to be answered would cost an additional $1million. The mayor said that his question was worth the cost. The mayor asked the man if he happened to have any pink niggers.
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has 68.08 % from 234 votes. More jokes about: racist
Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses? Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
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has 68.03 % from 767 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, racist
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