Have you heard of the new black Barbie doll?
It comes with 6 kids, AIDS, and a welfare check!
The world is like a jar of jelly beans.
Everybody hates the black ones.
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Q: What do you call a black priest?
A: Holy Shit.
Q: Whats the diffrence between a park bench and a black guy?
A: The park bench can support a family.
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Why arent black people affended by thes jokes?
Because they cant read.
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Once you go asian you never miss an equation.
Q: What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jellybeans?
A: The black ones steal your watch.
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What does a black person and Batman have in common?
They both can't leave home without Robbin.
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What do you call a barn full of dead niggers?
Out dated farm equipment.
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The German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot.
They not only expect one to know one’s gate parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from them.
So it was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747, call sign "Speedbird 206″:
Speedbird 206: "Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 clear of active runway."
Ground: "Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One-Seven."
The BA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop.
Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?"
Speedbird 206: "Stand by, Ground, I’m looking up our gate location now."
Ground (with quite arrogant impatience): "Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?"
Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, twice in 1944 but I didn’t stop."