How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black.
Q: What do you call a violent minority? A: A thug. Q: What do you call a violent white guy? A: Officer.
What do you call a barn full of dead niggers? Out dated farm equipment.
Why don't black people pay rent? Because jail is free.
The world is like a jar of jelly beans. Everybody hates the black ones.
Why are black peoples eyes red after sex? Pepper spray.
Q: How does every black joke start? A: With the white guy looking over his shoulder.
What do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus? I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton
What do you name an Asian baby with problems? Sum ting wong.
What do you call 3 black guys sky diving? Air pollution.