A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home?
1st kid says, "A computer."
Teacher replies "That'd be very useful"
2nd kid says "A new lawn mower."
Teacher replies with a similar response...
Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything."
The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something...
Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGER, i remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."
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What do you call 100 million black guy skydiving during the daytime?
Nightfall.
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Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.
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What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.
Q: What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jellybeans?
A: The black ones steal your watch.
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Whats the difference between usain bolt and hitler?
Usain bolt can finish a race...
In Heaven:
The cooks are French,
The policemen are English,
The mechanics are German,
The lovers are Greek,
The bankers are Swiss.
In Hell:
The cooks are English,
The policemen are German,
The mechanics are French,
The lovers are Swiss,
The bankers are Greek.
Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses?
Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
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Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For hispanic attacks.
Why don't blacks have dreams anymore?
The last one who had a dream got shot.
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