The best racist jokes

Why is making toast like an interracial couple having a baby? It's annoying when it comes out black.
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The world is like a jar of jelly beans. Everybody hates the black ones.
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Why are black peoples eyes red after sex? Pepper spray.
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A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home? 1st kid says, "A computer." Teacher replies "That'd be very useful" 2nd kid says "A new lawn mower." Teacher replies with a similar response... Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything." The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something... Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGER, i remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."
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When terrorists feed their children, do they use the airplane method of "open wide" while making airplane noises? Or do they just smash it into their faces?
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Q:What's black on top of white? A: Rape Q:What's white on top of black? A: Society
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Q: What is a Jews biggest dilemma? A: Free Pork.
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Q: What did God say when he first made the black person? A: Holly shit I have burned one.
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How many white cops does it take to push a black man down a flight of stairs? None. He fell.
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If the world population was made into a sweater, where would the black people be put? In the hood!
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