The best racist jokes

Once you go asian you never miss an equation.
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has 69.09 % from 350 votes. More jokes about: math, racist
Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses? Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
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has 69.09 % from 858 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, racist
How do you know if you've walked into the wrong Chinese bookstore? It'll be called "Wong Fook Hing Book Store".
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has 69.04 % from 231 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
Q: What do you call a black priest? A: Holy Shit.
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has 68.81 % from 1283 votes. More jokes about: priest, racist
New York was having a problem with too many pigeons in the city. The mayor of New York placed an ad asking for help to get rid of the pigeons in the city. A man responded to the ad. The man said that he would get rid of all of the pigeons in New York for $1million. He stated that he would stand behind his work and that he had very good credentials. There was only one stipulation, any questions that were asked would cost the city an additional $1million if answered. The mayor agreed to the terms. The man went to his car and brought back a small box. He opened the box and pulled out a pink pigeon. He released the pigeon into the air. Soon all of the pigeons in the city were following this pigeon. The pink pigeon lead all of the city's pigeons over the ocean and one by one the pigeons began to tire and fell into the ocean and died. The pink pigeon returned to it's owner and was given a soft pat on the back and put back into the box. The mayor was totally amazed by this. The mayor complimented the man on his magnificent work. The mayor told the man that he had a question for him. The man reminded the mayor that any questions to be answered would cost an additional $1million. The mayor said that his question was worth the cost. The mayor asked the man if he happened to have any pink niggers.
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has 68.72 % from 277 votes. More jokes about: racist
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroid's.
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has 68.61 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: racist
Why arent black people affended by thes jokes? Because they cant read.
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has 68.53 % from 1064 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What do you call a violent minority? A: A thug. Q: What do you call a violent white guy? A: Officer.
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has 68.50 % from 878 votes. More jokes about: cop, racist, white people
The German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot. They not only expect one to know one’s gate parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747, call sign "Speedbird 206″: Speedbird 206: "Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 clear of active runway." Ground: "Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One-Seven." The BA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop. Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?" Speedbird 206: "Stand by, Ground, I’m looking up our gate location now." Ground (with quite arrogant impatience): "Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?" Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, twice in 1944 but I didn’t stop."
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has 68.26 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: Whats the diffrence between a park bench and a black guy? A: The park bench can support a family.
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has 68.14 % from 486 votes. More jokes about: black people, family, racist
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