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Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter? A: They're easier to spot.
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A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home? 1st kid says, "A computer." Teacher replies "That'd be very useful" 2nd kid says "A new lawn mower." Teacher replies with a similar response... Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything." The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something... Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGER, i remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."
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Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal? A: It's called "Nuttin' Bitch!"
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What does the black kid across the street get for christmas? Your bike...
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Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.
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How do you get a Mexican chick to blow you? You decorate your wiener with leaves. Trust me, Mexicans love blowing leaves.
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What do you call a person in china who doesn't eat dog? A tourist.
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What's the difference between a black man and a daycare? A daycare knows when it has children.
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Yesterday, I failed my biology exam. The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells." Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.
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Why dont mexicans cross the border in groups of 3's? Cuz the signs at the border say no Trespassing.
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