what do black people and bicycles have in common? They only work with a chain on.
What do u call 4 mexicans sinking in quicksand? Quatro,sinko.
What does a black person and Batman have in common? They both can't leave home without Robbin.
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German, The lovers are Greek, The bankers are Swiss. In Hell: The cooks are English, The policemen are German, The mechanics are French, The lovers are Swiss, The bankers are Greek.
Once you go asian you never miss an equation.
How do you know Adam and Eve were not black? Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man?
What do you call a mexican having a shower? A miracle.
Q: Why can't 2 Asians make a white baby? A: Because 2 Wongs don't make a white.
Q: What do you call a black priest? A: Holy Shit.
Why don't black people pay rent? Because jail is free.