A man on a beach sees a shark near a child in the shallows.
Ignoring personal safety, he dives in the water and, with his bare hands, kills the shark.
He brings the tot to shore and is met with tumultuous applause from spectators.
"Geez, mate" says a reporter "You should get a medal. What part of Australia are you from?"
Modestly our hero says: "Actually I'm from England."
The next days newspaper headline says "Pommy mongrel kills child's pet"
Have you heard of the new black Barbie doll?
It comes with 6 kids, AIDS, and a welfare check!
Q: Whats the diffrence between a park bench and a black guy?
A: The park bench can support a family.
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What does a black person and Batman have in common?
They both can't leave home without Robbin.
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Q: What do you call a black priest?
A: Holy Shit.
Q: What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jellybeans?
A: The black ones steal your watch.
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What do you call a barn full of dead niggers?
Out dated farm equipment.
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Why arent black people affended by thes jokes?
Because they cant read.
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Once upon time, there were three friends playing on a beach.
One kid's parents were good business people.
The second kid lives in a good family where he is taught to respect his elders.
The third kid was a poor redneck with an abusive father.
Anyways, they were playing on the beach when a helicopter crashed down into the water.
They saw a man drowning and all raced to save him.
As they pulled the man to shore they realized it was Obama.
The president then said, "Thank you kids for saving me! I'll give you each one wish!"
The first kid said he wanted a helicopter.
The second kid wished for some money.
And the redneck asked for a wheel chair.
Obama, concerned, asked why the poor boy wouldn't want some money for his family.
The kid replied, "Cause when pap finds out what I've done, I ain't gonna be walking for a pretty long time."
What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman?
The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.
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