Why don't black people pay rent?
Because jail is free.
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In Heaven:
The cooks are French,
The policemen are English,
The mechanics are German,
The lovers are Greek,
The bankers are Swiss.
In Hell:
The cooks are English,
The policemen are German,
The mechanics are French,
The lovers are Swiss,
The bankers are Greek.
Q: What do you call a black priest?
A: Holy Shit.
What do you call a black guy in a suit?...
Guilty.
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Have you heard of the new black Barbie doll?
It comes with 6 kids, AIDS, and a welfare check!
Q: What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jellybeans?
A: The black ones steal your watch.
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Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses?
Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
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What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.
what do black people and bicycles have in common?
They only work with a chain on.
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Why are asprins white? Because they work!