The best racist jokes

Why don't blacks have dreams anymore? The last one who had a dream got shot.
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has 67.64 % from 304 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Why arent black people affended by thes jokes? Because they cant read.
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has 67.51 % from 982 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now." The Mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senor, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!" The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says "Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use three english words in a sentence. The three words are 'green,' 'pink,' and 'yellow.'" The Mexican man thinks , then says, "Hmmm, okay. The phone, it went green, green, green. I pink it up and sez yellow?"
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has 67.33 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: racist
What do you call a person in china who doesn't eat dog? A tourist.
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has 67.28 % from 168 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, food, racist
Q: Whats the diffrence between a park bench and a black guy? A: The park bench can support a family.
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has 67.09 % from 438 votes. More jokes about: black people, family, racist
New York was having a problem with too many pigeons in the city. The mayor of New York placed an ad asking for help to get rid of the pigeons in the city. A man responded to the ad. The man said that he would get rid of all of the pigeons in New York for $1million. He stated that he would stand behind his work and that he had very good credentials. There was only one stipulation, any questions that were asked would cost the city an additional $1million if answered. The mayor agreed to the terms. The man went to his car and brought back a small box. He opened the box and pulled out a pink pigeon. He released the pigeon into the air. Soon all of the pigeons in the city were following this pigeon. The pink pigeon lead all of the city's pigeons over the ocean and one by one the pigeons began to tire and fell into the ocean and died. The pink pigeon returned to it's owner and was given a soft pat on the back and put back into the box. The mayor was totally amazed by this. The mayor complimented the man on his magnificent work. The mayor told the man that he had a question for him. The man reminded the mayor that any questions to be answered would cost an additional $1million. The mayor said that his question was worth the cost. The mayor asked the man if he happened to have any pink niggers.
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has 66.84 % from 251 votes. More jokes about: racist
Me: Staring contest. Go! Me: O.O Friend: -.- Me: I win! You blinked! Haha Friend: You bastard, I'm asian!
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has 65.80 % from 393 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroid's.
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has 65.63 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: racist
Guys, enough with the Asian jokes...they're all the same.
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has 65.60 % from 366 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving? The Cop
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has 65.52 % from 713 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, cop, mexican, racist
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