The best racist jokes

Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses? Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
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has 67.82 % from 752 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, racist
What do you call a black guy in a suit?... Guilty.
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has 67.79 % from 198 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Why are asprins white? Because they work!
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has 67.73 % from 228 votes. More jokes about: racist
Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.
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has 67.66 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, ethnic, mexican, racist, stupid
How do you know if you've walked into the wrong Chinese bookstore? It'll be called "Wong Fook Hing Book Store".
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has 67.61 % from 180 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German, The lovers are Greek, The bankers are Swiss. In Hell: The cooks are English, The policemen are German, The mechanics are French, The lovers are Swiss, The bankers are Greek.
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has 67.61 % from 163 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, heaven, money, racist
Why is making toast like an interracial couple having a baby? It's annoying when it comes out black.
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has 67.50 % from 233 votes. More jokes about: baby, black people, racist
What do u call 4 mexicans sinking in quicksand? Quatro,sinko.
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has 67.44 % from 179 votes. More jokes about: racist
What do you call a bunch of mexicans in a barn? Modern farm equiptment.
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has 67.35 % from 165 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.
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has 67.35 % from 165 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, mexican, political, racist, republican
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