What's the difference between a black man and a daycare? A daycare knows when it has children.
How many white cops does it take to push a black man down a flight of stairs? None. He fell.
Why dont mexicans cross the border in groups of 3's? Cuz the signs at the border say no Trespassing.
Whats the difference between usain bolt and hitler? Usain bolt can finish a race...
New York was having a problem with too many pigeons in the city. The mayor of New York placed an ad asking for help to get rid of the pigeons in the city. A man responded to the ad. The man said that he would get rid of all of the pigeons in New York for $1million. He stated that he would stand behind his work and that he had very good credentials. There was only one stipulation, any questions that were asked would cost the city an additional $1million if answered. The mayor agreed to the terms. The man went to his car and brought back a small box. He opened the box and pulled out a pink pigeon. He released the pigeon into the air. Soon all of the pigeons in the city were following this pigeon. The pink pigeon lead all of the city's pigeons over the ocean and one by one the pigeons began to tire and fell into the ocean and died. The pink pigeon returned to it's owner and was given a soft pat on the back and put back into the box. The mayor was totally amazed by this. The mayor complimented the man on his magnificent work. The mayor told the man that he had a question for him. The man reminded the mayor that any questions to be answered would cost an additional $1million. The mayor said that his question was worth the cost. The mayor asked the man if he happened to have any pink niggers.
Q: How does every black joke start? A: With the white guy looking over his shoulder.
Why are black people & vending machines the same? Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
How are black people and wolves similar? They both fight in packs.
Why arent black people affended by thes jokes? Because they cant read.
Q: Whats the diffrence between a park bench and a black guy? A: The park bench can support a family.