The best racist jokes

Q: What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jellybeans? A: The black ones steal your watch.
has 67.99 % from 487 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, racist
The world is like a jar of jelly beans. Everybody hates the black ones.
has 67.94 % from 327 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, racist
Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.
has 67.90 % from 168 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, ethnic, mexican, racist, stupid
Why don't blacks have dreams anymore? The last one who had a dream got shot.
has 67.67 % from 344 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
What do you call 100 million black guy skydiving during the daytime? Nightfall.
has 67.59 % from 458 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Once upon time, there were three friends playing on a beach. One kid's parents were good business people. The second kid lives in a good family where he is taught to respect his elders. The third kid was a poor redneck with an abusive father. Anyways, they were playing on the beach when a helicopter crashed down into the water. They saw a man drowning and all raced to save him. As they pulled the man to shore they realized it was Obama. The president then said, "Thank you kids for saving me! I'll give you each one wish!" The first kid said he wanted a helicopter. The second kid wished for some money. And the redneck asked for a wheel chair. Obama, concerned, asked why the poor boy wouldn't want some money for his family. The kid replied, "Cause when pap finds out what I've done, I ain't gonna be walking for a pretty long time."
has 67.48 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: age, kids, old people, political, racist
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German, The lovers are Greek, The bankers are Swiss. In Hell: The cooks are English, The policemen are German, The mechanics are French, The lovers are Swiss, The bankers are Greek.
has 67.31 % from 215 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, heaven, money, racist
An old Jewish man gets on the subway in New York and sees a priest. He notices the white collar, and decides to ask what it’s about. "Why do you wear your collar backwards?" The old Jewish man asks. The Priest, being polite, responds, "Well, Sir, because I’m a father." "I am a father too, but I wear my collar normal." "Yes," the Priest begins, "but I am father of many." The old Jewish man shakes his head. "I have 8 children, and so many grandchildren I don’t know most their names, and still my collar isn’t backwards." The priest, aggitated, slams his fist in his palm "Sir! I am the father of hundreds!" The elderly Jewish man, beweildered, stands to get off the subway, and leans over to the priest "Mister, maybe you should start wearing your pants backwards."
has 67.25 % from 151 votes. More jokes about: age, jewish, kids, priest, racist
What does a black person and Batman have in common? They both can't leave home without Robbin.
has 67.17 % from 306 votes. More jokes about: black people, celebrity, racist
What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman? The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.
has 66.95 % from 468 votes. More jokes about: black people, geography, racist, women
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