How do you know if you've walked into the wrong Chinese bookstore? It'll be called "Wong Fook Hing Book Store".
Why are asprins white? Because they work!
Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses? Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
If pretty women from the south are southern bells, would that make pretty women from Mexico taco bells?
Why don't blacks have dreams anymore? The last one who had a dream got shot.
What do you call a nigger with no arms, and no legs? Trustworthy.
Why arent black people affended by thes jokes? Because they cant read.
What do you call a black guy in a suit?... Guilty.
The world is like a jar of jelly beans. Everybody hates the black ones.
What do you call a mexican having a shower? A miracle.