Q: What do you do when your computer gets wet? A: Put it in a bowl of rice, an Asian will show up and they will fix it.
What do you name an Asian baby with problems? Sum ting wong.
Q: What did God say when he first made the black person? A: Holly shit I have burned one.
How do you remove one thousand flies in one motion? Slap a Kenyan in the face.
How do you get a Mexican chick to blow you? You decorate your wiener with leaves. Trust me, Mexicans love blowing leaves.
Why dont mexicans cross the border in groups of 3's? Cuz the signs at the border say no Trespassing.
What do you call a barn full of dead niggers? Out dated farm equipment.
A young Jewish Mom walks her son to the school bus corner on his first day of kindergarten. "Behave, my bubaleh," she says. "Take good care of yourself and think about your Mother, tataleh!" "And come right back home on the bus, schein kindaleh." "Your Mommy loves you a lot, my ketsaleh!" At the end of the school day the bus comes back and she runs to her son and hugs him. "So what did my pupaleh learn on his first day of school?" The boy answers, "I learned my name is David."
Why are there no mexicans on star trek? They don't work in the future either.
What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman? The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.