What's a mexicans' favorite sport? Cross country.
How many white cops does it take to push a black man down a flight of stairs? None. He fell.
Q: Whats the diffrence between a park bench and a black guy? A: The park bench can support a family.
What do a tornado and a black person have in common? It only takes one to ruin a good neighborhood.
Q: What do you call a violent minority? A: A thug. Q: What do you call a violent white guy? A: Officer.
What do you call a bunch of mexicans getting stoned? Baked beans.
Why are black people & vending machines the same? Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
If you give three liberals a light bulb what would happen? The first one would say its causing global warming. The second one would say its racist. The third one would say its not a light bulb unless Obama says let there be light.
What do you call a bunch of mexicans in a barn? Modern farm equiptment.
Q. How do you know if a Asian robbed your house? A. Your HW is done , computer is upgraded, 2 hrs later lil f***er still tryin back off the driveway.