Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses? Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
What do you call a black guy in a suit?... Guilty.
Why are asprins white? Because they work!
Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.
How do you know if you've walked into the wrong Chinese bookstore? It'll be called "Wong Fook Hing Book Store".
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German, The lovers are Greek, The bankers are Swiss. In Hell: The cooks are English, The policemen are German, The mechanics are French, The lovers are Swiss, The bankers are Greek.
Why is making toast like an interracial couple having a baby? It's annoying when it comes out black.
What do u call 4 mexicans sinking in quicksand? Quatro,sinko.
What do you call a bunch of mexicans in a barn? Modern farm equiptment.
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.