The best racist jokes

Q: What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jellybeans? A: The black ones steal your watch.
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has 67.93 % from 410 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, racist
Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.
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has 67.78 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, ethnic, mexican, racist, stupid
Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses? Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
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has 67.65 % from 748 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, racist
Why are asprins white? Because they work!
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has 67.59 % from 227 votes. More jokes about: racist
What do you call a black guy in a suit?... Guilty.
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has 67.53 % from 193 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
How do you know if you've walked into the wrong Chinese bookstore? It'll be called "Wong Fook Hing Book Store".
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has 67.44 % from 179 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
What do u call 4 mexicans sinking in quicksand? Quatro,sinko.
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has 67.44 % from 179 votes. More jokes about: racist
If pretty women from the south are southern bells, would that make pretty women from Mexico taco bells?
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has 67.36 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: beauty, mexican, racist, women
Three guys are stranded on a island; black guy, white guy, and a Mexican. They come across a Indian tribe, the chief said" go into the forest and pick a fruit and bring it back. We are going to shove it up your ass, if you scream we will cut off your head". The white guy goes in and brings back a banana they shove it up his ass he screamed soo they cut off his head. The Mexican goes in and comes back with a grape they shove it up his ass he screams. They all look at his and ask" why you scream?" The Mexican says" because the black guy is coming back with a watermelon.
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has 67.20 % from 267 votes. More jokes about: black people, desert island, food, mexican, racist
Why arent black people affended by thes jokes? Because they cant read.
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has 67.19 % from 928 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
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