Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.
If pretty women from the south are southern bells, would that make pretty women from Mexico taco bells?
How do you know Adam and Eve were not black? Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man?
What do you call a mexican having a shower? A miracle.
Why are asprins white? Because they work!
Why don't blacks have dreams anymore? The last one who had a dream got shot.
What do you call a bunch of mexicans getting stoned? Baked beans.
What does a black person and Batman have in common? They both can't leave home without Robbin.
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.
Why arent black people affended by thes jokes? Because they cant read.