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What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman? The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.
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Q: Whats the diffrence between a park bench and a black guy? A: The park bench can support a family.
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How many white cops does it take to push a black man down a flight of stairs? None. He fell.
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A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, then he sees a Chinese man and punches him in the face. "Owch!" the Chinese man says. "What was that for?" "That was for Pearl Harbor," the Jewish man says. "But I'm Chinese!" "Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?" And the Jewish man sits back down. Then, the Chinese man walks up to the Jewish man and punches him in the face. "Ouch!" the Jewish man says. "What was that for?" "That was for the Titanic," the Chinese man says. "But that was an iceberg!" "Ice berg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"
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My teacher sends this Chinese kid out of the classroom cause she thought he was sleeping. -_-
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Why dont mexicans cross the border in groups of 3's? Cuz the signs at the border say no Trespassing.
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What's a mexicans' favorite sport? Cross country.
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Why don't blacks have dreams anymore? The last one who had a dream got shot.
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Q: What do you call a violent minority? A: A thug. Q: What do you call a violent white guy? A: Officer.
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I just saw a mexjcan guy walking down the street with a tv and I thought " wow, that looks just like mine." But I knew mine was at home shining my shoes.
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