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What's a mexicans' favorite sport? Cross country.
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How many white cops does it take to push a black man down a flight of stairs? None. He fell.
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Q: Whats the diffrence between a park bench and a black guy? A: The park bench can support a family.
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What do a tornado and a black person have in common? It only takes one to ruin a good neighborhood.
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Q: What do you call a violent minority? A: A thug. Q: What do you call a violent white guy? A: Officer.
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What do you call a bunch of mexicans getting stoned? Baked beans.
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Why are black people & vending machines the same? Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
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If you give three liberals a light bulb what would happen? The first one would say its causing global warming. The second one would say its racist. The third one would say its not a light bulb unless Obama says let there be light.
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What do you call a bunch of mexicans in a barn? Modern farm equiptment.
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Q. How do you know if a Asian robbed your house? A. Your HW is done , computer is upgraded, 2 hrs later lil f***er still tryin back off the driveway.
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