The best racist jokes

Why are asprins white? Because they work!
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has 67.90 % from 236 votes. More jokes about: racist
Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses? Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
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has 67.89 % from 770 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, racist
How do you know if you've walked into the wrong Chinese bookstore? It'll be called "Wong Fook Hing Book Store".
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has 67.88 % from 185 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
If pretty women from the south are southern bells, would that make pretty women from Mexico taco bells?
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has 67.64 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: beauty, mexican, racist, women
Why don't blacks have dreams anymore? The last one who had a dream got shot.
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has 67.56 % from 290 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Why arent black people affended by thes jokes? Because they cant read.
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has 67.39 % from 956 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
What do you call a mexican having a shower? A miracle.
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has 67.07 % from 370 votes. More jokes about: racist
What do you call a nigger with no arms, and no legs? Trustworthy.
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has 67.00 % from 203 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Three guys are stranded on a island; black guy, white guy, and a Mexican. They come across a Indian tribe, the chief said" go into the forest and pick a fruit and bring it back. We are going to shove it up your ass, if you scream we will cut off your head". The white guy goes in and brings back a banana they shove it up his ass he screamed soo they cut off his head. The Mexican goes in and comes back with a grape they shove it up his ass he screams. They all look at his and ask" why you scream?" The Mexican says" because the black guy is coming back with a watermelon.
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has 66.87 % from 287 votes. More jokes about: black people, desert island, food, mexican, racist
Me: Staring contest. Go! Me: O.O Friend: -.- Me: I win! You blinked! Haha Friend: You bastard, I'm asian!
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has 66.86 % from 374 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
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