Once you go asian you never miss an equation.
How do you tell if a black girls pregnant? Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.
How do you know Adam and Eve were not black? Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man?
Q: Whats the diffrence between a park bench and a black guy? A: The park bench can support a family.
What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.
Why are asprins white? Because they work!
Q: Why should you be more afraid of a white guy in jail than a black guy? A: You know the white guy actually committed the crime.
Q: What do you call a black priest? A: Holy Shit.
How many white cops does it take to push a black man down a flight of stairs? None. He fell.
Life is like a box of chocolates: A lot of people can't stand the dark ones.