The best racist jokes

What do you call a bunch of mexicans getting stoned? Baked beans.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans in a barn? Modern farm equiptment.

Three guys are stranded on a island; black guy, white guy, and a Mexican. They come across a Indian tribe, the chief said" go into the forest and pick a fruit and bring it back. We are going to shove it up your ass, if you scream we will cut off your head". The white guy goes in and brings back a banana they shove it up his ass he screamed soo they cut off his head. The Mexican goes in and comes back with a grape they shove it up his ass he screams. They all look at his and ask" why you scream?" The Mexican says" because the black guy is coming back with a watermelon.

How do you know Adam and Eve were not black? Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man?

If pretty women from the south are southern bells, would that make pretty women from Mexico taco bells?

How do you start a Jewish parade? Throw a penny down main street.

A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names."

Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.

Q: Why should you be more afraid of a white guy in jail than a black guy? A: You know the white guy actually committed the crime.

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