The best racist jokes

What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman? The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.
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has 67.07 % from 473 votes. More jokes about: black people, geography, racist, women
What do you call a barn full of dead niggers? Out dated farm equipment.
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has 66.79 % from 283 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, racist
An old Jewish man gets on the subway in New York and sees a priest. He notices the white collar, and decides to ask what it’s about. "Why do you wear your collar backwards?" The old Jewish man asks. The Priest, being polite, responds, "Well, Sir, because I’m a father." "I am a father too, but I wear my collar normal." "Yes," the Priest begins, "but I am father of many." The old Jewish man shakes his head. "I have 8 children, and so many grandchildren I don’t know most their names, and still my collar isn’t backwards." The priest, aggitated, slams his fist in his palm "Sir! I am the father of hundreds!" The elderly Jewish man, beweildered, stands to get off the subway, and leans over to the priest "Mister, maybe you should start wearing your pants backwards."
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has 66.76 % from 152 votes. More jokes about: age, jewish, kids, priest, racist
There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving? The Cop
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has 66.50 % from 781 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, cop, mexican, racist
What do u call 4 mexicans sinking in quicksand? Quatro,sinko.
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has 65.68 % from 217 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q:What's black on top of white? A: Rape Q:What's white on top of black? A: Society
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has 65.60 % from 207 votes. More jokes about: racist
Why is making toast like an interracial couple having a baby? It's annoying when it comes out black.
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has 65.59 % from 307 votes. More jokes about: baby, black people, racist
If pretty women from the south are southern bells, would that make pretty women from Mexico taco bells?
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has 65.56 % from 156 votes. More jokes about: beauty, mexican, racist, women
Me: Staring contest. Go! Me: O.O Friend: -.- Me: I win! You blinked! Haha Friend: You bastard, I'm asian!
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has 65.55 % from 427 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
How do you blindfold an Asian? With dental floss!
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has 65.37 % from 388 votes. More jokes about: asian, black humor, racist
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