The best racist jokes

What do you call a bunch of mexicans in a barn? Modern farm equiptment.
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has 67.09 % from 167 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Why is making toast like an interracial couple having a baby? It's annoying when it comes out black.
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has 67.01 % from 236 votes. More jokes about: baby, black people, racist
Me: Staring contest. Go! Me: O.O Friend: -.- Me: I win! You blinked! Haha Friend: You bastard, I'm asian!
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has 66.81 % from 367 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
Three guys are stranded on a island; black guy, white guy, and a Mexican. They come across a Indian tribe, the chief said" go into the forest and pick a fruit and bring it back. We are going to shove it up your ass, if you scream we will cut off your head". The white guy goes in and brings back a banana they shove it up his ass he screamed soo they cut off his head. The Mexican goes in and comes back with a grape they shove it up his ass he screams. They all look at his and ask" why you scream?" The Mexican says" because the black guy is coming back with a watermelon.
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has 66.75 % from 273 votes. More jokes about: black people, desert island, food, mexican, racist
The world is like a jar of jelly beans. Everybody hates the black ones.
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has 66.57 % from 265 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, racist
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names."
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has 66.49 % from 452 votes. More jokes about: kids, racist
What do you call a black guy in a suit?... Guilty.
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has 66.49 % from 203 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
How do you blindfold an Asian? With dental floss!
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has 66.29 % from 320 votes. More jokes about: asian, black humor, racist
What did God say when he made the first black man? "Damn, I burnt one."
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has 66.25 % from 272 votes. More jokes about: racist
What do u call 4 mexicans sinking in quicksand? Quatro,sinko.
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has 66.23 % from 182 votes. More jokes about: racist
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