What do you call a nigger with no arms, and no legs? Trustworthy.
Q: What do you call a redneck that's bursting into flames? A: A fire cracker.
What do a tornado and a black person have in common? It only takes one to ruin a good neighborhood.
If pretty women from the south are southern bells, would that make pretty women from Mexico taco bells?
What do you name an Asian baby with problems? Sum ting wong.
Q: How does every black joke start? A: With the white guy looking over his shoulder.
How are black people and wolves similar? They both fight in packs.
A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored. The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers." The retard says ," OK ". When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling. He goes over and starts beating their asses. He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer. He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?" The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."
What does a black person and Batman have in common? They both can't leave home without Robbin.
What do you call a bunch of mexicans getting stoned? Baked beans.