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Why are asprins white? Because they work!
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has 68.70 % from 218 votes. More jokes about: racist
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German, The lovers are Greek, The bankers are Swiss. In Hell: The cooks are English, The policemen are German, The mechanics are French, The lovers are Swiss, The bankers are Greek.
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has 68.57 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, heaven, money, racist
A young Jewish Mom walks her son to the school bus corner on his first day of kindergarten. "Behave, my bubaleh," she says. "Take good care of yourself and think about your Mother, tataleh!" "And come right back home on the bus, schein kindaleh." "Your Mommy loves you a lot, my ketsaleh!" At the end of the school day the bus comes back and she runs to her son and hugs him. "So what did my pupaleh learn on his first day of school?" The boy answers, "I learned my name is David."
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has 68.55 % from 147 votes. More jokes about: jewish, racist, school
The world is like a jar of jelly beans. Everybody hates the black ones.
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has 68.53 % from 234 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, racist
A Jewish man is walking on the beach when he discovers a bottle containing genie. He rubs it and a genie comes out, promises to grant him one wish. He says, "Peace in the Middle east, that's my wish." The genie looks concerned, then says "No, I'm sorry, that's just not possible. Some things just can't be changed. Do you have another wish?" The guys says 'Well...for my whole life I've never receievd oral sex from my wife. That would be my wish." The genie pauses for another moment and then says "How would you define peace?"
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has 68.50 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: racist
Why arent black people affended by thes jokes? Because they cant read.
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has 68.46 % from 890 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
What do you call a bunch of mexicans getting stoned? Baked beans.
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has 68.45 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: racist
Black Jesus turns water into Kool-Aid.
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has 68.38 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: racist
How do you tell if a black girls pregnant? Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.
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has 68.35 % from 506 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, kids, racist
Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses? Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
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has 68.32 % from 708 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, racist
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