Me: Staring contest. Go!
Me: O.O
Friend: -.-
Me: I win! You blinked! Haha
Friend: You bastard, I'm asian!
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office.
Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out:
"Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children."
"Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman.
"That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker.
"Oh, den I uses the last names."
How do you start a Jewish parade?
Throw a penny down main street.
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroid's.
How do you blindfold an Asian?
With dental floss!
Vote:
Guys, enough with the Asian jokes...they're all the same.
Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV?
A: His brother behind him with the VCR.
Vote:
What do you call a mexican having a shower?
A miracle.
What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman?
The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.
Vote:
If pretty women from the south are southern bells, would that make pretty women from Mexico taco bells?