The best racist jokes

The world is like a jar of jelly beans. Everybody hates the black ones.
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has 66.96 % from 278 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, racist
Me: Staring contest. Go! Me: O.O Friend: -.- Me: I win! You blinked! Haha Friend: You bastard, I'm asian!
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has 66.86 % from 374 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
Q: Whats the diffrence between a park bench and a black guy? A: The park bench can support a family.
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has 66.68 % from 426 votes. More jokes about: black people, family, racist
Why is making toast like an interracial couple having a baby? It's annoying when it comes out black.
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has 66.58 % from 249 votes. More jokes about: baby, black people, racist
What do u call 4 mexicans sinking in quicksand? Quatro,sinko.
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has 66.49 % from 190 votes. More jokes about: racist
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names."
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has 66.40 % from 457 votes. More jokes about: kids, racist
A Liverpool docker went to South Africa for a job. The boss tells him, "Its people like you we want here. Here's a test. There's a revolver, go out and shoot 6 niggers and a rabbit." The docker asks, "Why do I have to shoot the rabbit?" He got the job.
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has 66.34 % from 150 votes. More jokes about: racist
What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman? The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.
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has 66.33 % from 390 votes. More jokes about: black people, geography, racist, women
What did God say when he made the first black man? "Damn, I burnt one."
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has 66.33 % from 279 votes. More jokes about: racist
What do you call a bunch of mexicans getting stoned? Baked beans.
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has 66.32 % from 163 votes. More jokes about: racist
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