A nigger and a spic fall from a tree, who hits the ground first? The spic, the nigger never makes it because he's stopped by the rope.
Have you heard of the new black Barbie doll? It comes with 6 kids, AIDS, and a welfare check!
Q: What do you call a black priest? A: Holy Shit.
Q: Whats the diffrence between a park bench and a black guy? A: The park bench can support a family.
Why do mexicans walk around the school like they own the place? Cause there dad built it and there mom cleans it at night.
What do you call a bunch of mexicans getting stoned? Baked beans.
How do you know when an Asian has been in your house? Your computer is updated, your math homework is finished, there's a Vietnamese whore in your bathtub with a violin up her ass (thanks to a horny Chen Li), a dog in your microwave, and the bastard is still trying to pull out of your driveway!
Why don't blacks have dreams anymore? The last one who had a dream got shot.
What do you call 3 black guys sky diving? Air pollution.
If I had a dollar every time I made a racist joke a nigger would rob me.