The world is like a jar of jelly beans. Everybody hates the black ones.
Me: Staring contest. Go! Me: O.O Friend: -.- Me: I win! You blinked! Haha Friend: You bastard, I'm asian!
Q: Whats the diffrence between a park bench and a black guy? A: The park bench can support a family.
Why is making toast like an interracial couple having a baby? It's annoying when it comes out black.
What do u call 4 mexicans sinking in quicksand? Quatro,sinko.
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names."
A Liverpool docker went to South Africa for a job. The boss tells him, "Its people like you we want here. Here's a test. There's a revolver, go out and shoot 6 niggers and a rabbit." The docker asks, "Why do I have to shoot the rabbit?" He got the job.
What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman? The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.
What did God say when he made the first black man? "Damn, I burnt one."
What do you call a bunch of mexicans getting stoned? Baked beans.