What do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus?
I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton
How do you start a Jewish parade?
Throw a penny down main street.
Q: Whats the diffrence between a park bench and a black guy?
A: The park bench can support a family.
What do you call a bunch of mexicans getting stoned?
Baked beans.
Whats faster than a black person stealing your car?
Him driving away in it.
Why don't blacks have dreams anymore?
The last one who had a dream got shot.
What do you name an Asian baby with problems?
Sum ting wong.
Q: What do you do when your computer gets wet?
A: Put it in a bowl of rice, an Asian will show up and they will fix it.
How do you remove one thousand flies in one motion?
Slap a Kenyan in the face.
Why are black peoples eyes red after sex?
Pepper spray.