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Me: Staring contest. Go! Me: O.O Friend: -.- Me: I win! You blinked! Haha Friend: You bastard, I'm asian!
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has 65.81 % from 387 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names."
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has 65.78 % from 464 votes. More jokes about: kids, racist
How do you start a Jewish parade? Throw a penny down main street.
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has 65.70 % from 280 votes. More jokes about: jewish, money, racist
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroid's.
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has 65.63 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: racist
How do you blindfold an Asian? With dental floss!
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has 65.58 % from 341 votes. More jokes about: asian, black humor, racist
Guys, enough with the Asian jokes...they're all the same.
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has 65.43 % from 358 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV? A: His brother behind him with the VCR.
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has 65.36 % from 516 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
What do you call a mexican having a shower? A miracle.
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has 65.29 % from 384 votes. More jokes about: racist
What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman? The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.
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has 65.26 % from 405 votes. More jokes about: black people, geography, racist, women
If pretty women from the south are southern bells, would that make pretty women from Mexico taco bells?
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has 65.22 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: beauty, mexican, racist, women
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