What do you call a bunch of mexicans in a barn?
Modern farm equiptment.
Why is making toast like an interracial couple having a baby?
It's annoying when it comes out black.
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Three guys are stranded on a island; black guy, white guy, and a Mexican.
They come across a Indian tribe, the chief said" go into the forest and pick a fruit and bring it back.
We are going to shove it up your ass, if you scream we will cut off your head".
The white guy goes in and brings back a banana they shove it up his ass he screamed soo they cut off his head.
The Mexican goes in and comes back with a grape they shove it up his ass he screams.
They all look at his and ask" why you scream?" The Mexican says" because the black guy is coming back with a watermelon.
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The world is like a jar of jelly beans.
Everybody hates the black ones.
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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office.
Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out:
"Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children."
"Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman.
"That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker.
"Oh, den I uses the last names."
What do you call a black guy in a suit?...
Guilty.
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How do you blindfold an Asian?
With dental floss!
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What did God say when he made the first black man?
"Damn, I burnt one."
What do u call 4 mexicans sinking in quicksand?
Quatro,sinko.