What did God say when he made the first black man?
"Damn, I burnt one."
Q: Whats the diffrence between a park bench and a black guy?
A: The park bench can support a family.
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Q:What's black on top of white?
A: Rape
Q:What's white on top of black?
A: Society
What do u call 4 mexicans sinking in quicksand?
Quatro,sinko.
How are black people and wolves similar?
They both fight in packs.
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Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV?
A: His brother behind him with the VCR.
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Q: What do you do when your computer gets wet?
A: Put it in a bowl of rice, an Asian will show up and they will fix it.
How do you start a Jewish parade?
Throw a penny down main street.
A Liverpool docker went to South Africa for a job.
The boss tells him, "Its people like you we want here. Here's a test. There's a revolver, go out and shoot 6 niggers and a rabbit."
The docker asks, "Why do I have to shoot the rabbit?"
He got the job.
How do you tell if a black girls pregnant?
Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.
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