Me: Staring contest. Go!
Me: O.O
Friend: -.-
Me: I win! You blinked! Haha
Friend: You bastard, I'm asian!
I was going to tell a chinese joke, but it's just wong.
Q:What's black on top of white?
A: Rape
Q:What's white on top of black?
A: Society
How do you tell if a black girls pregnant?
Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.
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What did God say when he made the first black man?
"Damn, I burnt one."
What's the difference between a black man and a daycare?
A daycare knows when it has children.
Q: Whats the diffrence between a park bench and a black guy?
A: The park bench can support a family.
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How do you blindfold an Asian?
With dental floss!
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The world is like a jar of jelly beans.
Everybody hates the black ones.
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Q: What do you do when your computer gets wet?
A: Put it in a bowl of rice, an Asian will show up and they will fix it.