How do you blindfold an Asian?
With dental floss!
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What do you call a bunch of mexicans getting stoned?
Baked beans.
A Liverpool docker went to South Africa for a job.
The boss tells him, "Its people like you we want here. Here's a test. There's a revolver, go out and shoot 6 niggers and a rabbit."
The docker asks, "Why do I have to shoot the rabbit?"
He got the job.
Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV?
A: His brother behind him with the VCR.
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Q: What do you do when your computer gets wet?
A: Put it in a bowl of rice, an Asian will show up and they will fix it.
There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving?
The Cop
How do you start a Jewish parade?
Throw a penny down main street.
Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
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What's a mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross country.
Q: Why should you be more afraid of a white guy in jail than a black guy?
A: You know the white guy actually committed the crime.