The best racist jokes

How do you start a Jewish parade? Throw a penny down main street.
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has 69.14 % from 200 votes. More jokes about: jewish, money, racist
Q: Whats the diffrence between a park bench and a black guy? A: The park bench can support a family.
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has 69.06 % from 360 votes. More jokes about: black people, family, racist
Q: What do you call a black priest? A: Holy Shit.
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has 68.86 % from 1142 votes. More jokes about: priest, racist
Q: What do you call a white guy with 5 black friends? A: Coach!
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has 68.81 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: racist
Why arent black people affended by thes jokes? Because they cant read.
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has 68.79 % from 853 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What do you do when your computer gets wet? A: Put it in a bowl of rice, an Asian will show up and they will fix it.
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has 68.71 % from 390 votes. More jokes about: asian, computer, racist
How do you know when an Asian has been in your house? Your computer is updated, your math homework is finished, there's a Vietnamese whore in your bathtub with a violin up her ass (thanks to a horny Chen Li), a dog in your microwave, and the bastard is still trying to pull out of your driveway!
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has 68.66 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: racist
Life is like a box of chocolates: A lot of people can't stand the dark ones.
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has 68.65 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: food, life, racist
A young Jewish Mom walks her son to the school bus corner on his first day of kindergarten. "Behave, my bubaleh," she says. "Take good care of yourself and think about your Mother, tataleh!" "And come right back home on the bus, schein kindaleh." "Your Mommy loves you a lot, my ketsaleh!" At the end of the school day the bus comes back and she runs to her son and hugs him. "So what did my pupaleh learn on his first day of school?" The boy answers, "I learned my name is David."
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has 68.59 % from 133 votes. More jokes about: jewish, racist, school
Why are asprins white? Because they work!
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has 68.56 % from 210 votes. More jokes about: racist
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