Q:What's black on top of white?
A: Rape
Q:What's white on top of black?
A: Society 
What did God say when he made the first black man?
"Damn, I burnt one."
How many white cops does it take to push a black man down a flight of stairs?
None. He fell.
Only if they had more mosquito nets in Africa.
We would be able to save millions of mosquitos from dying horribly from HIV.
Vote:
Q: What do you do when your computer gets wet?
A: Put it in a bowl of rice, an Asian will show up and they will fix it.
What do you call a mexican having a shower?
A miracle.
How do you tell when time is reversing?
When a Jew drops a coin on the ground.
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office.
Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out:
"Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children."
"Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman.
"That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker.
"Oh, den I uses the last names."
What do you call a person in china who doesn't eat dog?
A tourist.
A Liverpool docker went to South Africa for a job.
The boss tells him, "Its people like you we want here. Here's a test. There's a revolver, go out and shoot 6 niggers and a rabbit."
The docker asks, "Why do I have to shoot the rabbit?"
He got the job.