How do you start a Jewish parade? Throw a penny down main street.
Q: Whats the diffrence between a park bench and a black guy? A: The park bench can support a family.
Q: What do you call a black priest? A: Holy Shit.
Q: What do you call a white guy with 5 black friends? A: Coach!
Why arent black people affended by thes jokes? Because they cant read.
Q: What do you do when your computer gets wet? A: Put it in a bowl of rice, an Asian will show up and they will fix it.
How do you know when an Asian has been in your house? Your computer is updated, your math homework is finished, there's a Vietnamese whore in your bathtub with a violin up her ass (thanks to a horny Chen Li), a dog in your microwave, and the bastard is still trying to pull out of your driveway!
Life is like a box of chocolates: A lot of people can't stand the dark ones.
A young Jewish Mom walks her son to the school bus corner on his first day of kindergarten. "Behave, my bubaleh," she says. "Take good care of yourself and think about your Mother, tataleh!" "And come right back home on the bus, schein kindaleh." "Your Mommy loves you a lot, my ketsaleh!" At the end of the school day the bus comes back and she runs to her son and hugs him. "So what did my pupaleh learn on his first day of school?" The boy answers, "I learned my name is David."
Why are asprins white? Because they work!