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Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter? A: They're easier to spot.
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My teacher sends this Chinese kid out of the classroom cause she thought he was sleeping. -_-
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Why do black people only have nightmares? We killed the only one with a dream.
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How do you fry a Mexican? You turn on the fence.
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Q: What do you call a redneck virgin? A: A 7 year old that can run faster than her brothers.
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Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
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I just saw a mexjcan guy walking down the street with a tv and I thought " wow, that looks just like mine." But I knew mine was at home shining my shoes.
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What do you call a black guy in a suit?... Guilty.
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Black Jesus turns water into Kool-Aid.
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A zebra has wondered his whole life whether he was a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes. When he dies and goes to heaven he asks God the question "Am I a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes?" God responds, "You are what you are" The zebra goes to his friends and tells them what God had said and that he still doesn't know the answer to his question. One of his friends says, "Well, that means you are a white zebra with black stripes" The zebra asks him why and the friend says, "Because otherwise God would have said 'You is what you is'"
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