How do you start a Jewish parade?
Throw a penny down main street.
Q: What do you do when your computer gets wet?
A: Put it in a bowl of rice, an Asian will show up and they will fix it.
Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV?
A: His brother behind him with the VCR.
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An American was hopelessly lost in the Highlands and wandered about for nearly a week.
Finally, on the seventh day he met a kilted inhabitant.
"Thank heaven I’ve met someone," he cried. "I’ve been lost for the last week."
"Is there a reward out for you?" asked the Scotsman.
"No," said the American.
"Then I’m afraid you’re still lost," was the reply.
What did God say when he made the first black man?
"Damn, I burnt one."
What's a mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross country.
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office.
Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out:
"Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children."
"Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman.
"That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker.
"Oh, den I uses the last names."
What do you call a mexican having a shower?
A miracle.
What do you call a bunch of mexicans getting stoned?
Baked beans.
What do you call a person in china who doesn't eat dog?
A tourist.