What did God say when he made the first black man? "Damn, I burnt one."
Whats the difference between usain bolt and hitler? Usain bolt can finish a race...
How do you tell if a black girls pregnant? Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.
How are black people and wolves similar? They both fight in packs.
Me: Staring contest. Go! Me: O.O Friend: -.- Me: I win! You blinked! Haha Friend: You bastard, I'm asian!
What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman? The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.
Q: Whats the diffrence between a park bench and a black guy? A: The park bench can support a family.
The world is like a jar of jelly beans. Everybody hates the black ones.
Q: Why should you be more afraid of a white guy in jail than a black guy? A: You know the white guy actually committed the crime.
I was going to tell a chinese joke, but it's just wong.