Why arent black people affended by thes jokes? Because they cant read.
Why are asprins white? Because they work!
Why is life like a box of fruit? Because when they go bad, they go black!
What do you call two niggers in a sleeping bag? Twix...
What do you call 3 black guys sky diving? Air pollution.
How do you know Adam and Eve were not black? Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man?
Yesterday, I failed my biology exam. The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells." Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.
A young Jewish Mom walks her son to the school bus corner on his first day of kindergarten. "Behave, my bubaleh," she says. "Take good care of yourself and think about your Mother, tataleh!" "And come right back home on the bus, schein kindaleh." "Your Mommy loves you a lot, my ketsaleh!" At the end of the school day the bus comes back and she runs to her son and hugs him. "So what did my pupaleh learn on his first day of school?" The boy answers, "I learned my name is David."
Q: Why did they invent white chocolate? A: So all black kids could get their faces messy too.
How did the black guy escape from jail? He unscrewed the light bulbs.