The best racist jokes

Me: Staring contest. Go! Me: O.O Friend: -.- Me: I win! You blinked! Haha Friend: You bastard, I'm asian!
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has 66.73 % from 366 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
I was going to tell a chinese joke, but it's just wong.
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has 66.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q:What's black on top of white? A: Rape Q:What's white on top of black? A: Society
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has 66.55 % from 174 votes. More jokes about: racist
How do you tell if a black girls pregnant? Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.
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has 66.40 % from 573 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, kids, racist
What did God say when he made the first black man? "Damn, I burnt one."
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has 66.40 % from 270 votes. More jokes about: racist
What's the difference between a black man and a daycare? A daycare knows when it has children.
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has 66.37 % from 160 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: Whats the diffrence between a park bench and a black guy? A: The park bench can support a family.
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has 66.33 % from 412 votes. More jokes about: black people, family, racist
How do you blindfold an Asian? With dental floss!
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has 66.09 % from 318 votes. More jokes about: asian, black humor, racist
The world is like a jar of jelly beans. Everybody hates the black ones.
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has 66.08 % from 261 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, racist
Q: What do you do when your computer gets wet? A: Put it in a bowl of rice, an Asian will show up and they will fix it.
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has 66.00 % from 436 votes. More jokes about: asian, computer, racist
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