The world is like a jar of jelly beans. Everybody hates the black ones.
How do you blindfold an Asian? With dental floss!
Why are asprins white? Because they work!
Have you heard of the new black Barbie doll? It comes with 6 kids, AIDS, and a welfare check!
What do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus? I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton
Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter? A: They're easier to spot.
Q: What do you call a white guy with 5 black friends? A: Coach!
How do you know Adam and Eve were not black? Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man?
American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large supply of garbage from his recent stay at an apartment. After a long search, he just couldn't find any place to discard of it. So, he just went down one of the side streets to dump it there. Yet, he was stopped by a Moscow police officer, who said, "Hey you, what are you doing?" "I have to throw this away," replied the tourist. "You can't throw it away here. Look, follow me," the policeman offered. The police officer led him to a beautiful garden with lots of grass, pretty flowers, and manicured hedges. "Here," said the cop, "dump all the garbage you want." The American shrugs, opens up the large bags of garbage, and dumps them right on the flowers. "Thanks for giving me a place to dump this stuff. This is very nice of you. Is this Russian courtesy?" asked the tourist. "No. This is the American Embassy."
Why do mexicans walk around the school like they own the place? Cause there dad built it and there mom cleans it at night.