The best racist jokes

How do you blindfold an Asian? With dental floss!
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has 68.67 % from 249 votes. More jokes about: asian, black humor, racist
Why arent black people affended by thes jokes? Because they cant read.
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has 68.65 % from 869 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
What do you call a bunch of mexicans getting stoned? Baked beans.
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has 68.57 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: racist
A Jewish man is walking on the beach when he discovers a bottle containing genie. He rubs it and a genie comes out, promises to grant him one wish. He says, "Peace in the Middle east, that's my wish." The genie looks concerned, then says "No, I'm sorry, that's just not possible. Some things just can't be changed. Do you have another wish?" The guys says 'Well...for my whole life I've never receievd oral sex from my wife. That would be my wish." The genie pauses for another moment and then says "How would you define peace?"
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has 68.50 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: racist
Why are black people so tall? Because their knee-grows.
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has 68.41 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: racist
What do you call a mexican who's lost his car? Carlos.
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has 68.38 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: car, mexican, racist
So this guy walks in to a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks dude where did you get that. And the parrot answers in Africa theres millions of them.
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has 68.38 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: racist
A young Jewish Mom walks her son to the school bus corner on his first day of kindergarten. "Behave, my bubaleh," she says. "Take good care of yourself and think about your Mother, tataleh!" "And come right back home on the bus, schein kindaleh." "Your Mommy loves you a lot, my ketsaleh!" At the end of the school day the bus comes back and she runs to her son and hugs him. "So what did my pupaleh learn on his first day of school?" The boy answers, "I learned my name is David."
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has 68.35 % from 139 votes. More jokes about: jewish, racist, school
If the world population was made into a sweater, where would the black people be put? In the hood!
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has 68.15 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Black Jesus turns water into Kool-Aid.
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has 68.14 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: racist
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