The best racist jokes

What did God say when he made the first black man? "Damn, I burnt one."
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has 65.01 % from 314 votes. More jokes about: racist
What's a mexicans' favorite sport? Cross country.
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has 65.00 % from 405 votes. More jokes about: racist, sport
An American was hopelessly lost in the Highlands and wandered about for nearly a week. Finally, on the seventh day he met a kilted inhabitant. "Thank heaven I’ve met someone," he cried. "I’ve been lost for the last week." "Is there a reward out for you?" asked the Scotsman. "No," said the American. "Then I’m afraid you’re still lost," was the reply.
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has 64.93 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: racist
Why is making toast like an interracial couple having a baby? It's annoying when it comes out black.
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has 64.92 % from 301 votes. More jokes about: baby, black people, racist
Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV? A: His brother behind him with the VCR.
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has 64.84 % from 556 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
How do you start a Jewish parade? Throw a penny down main street.
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has 64.78 % from 327 votes. More jokes about: jewish, money, racist
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names."
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has 64.76 % from 489 votes. More jokes about: kids, racist
What do you call a mexican having a shower? A miracle.
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has 64.75 % from 414 votes. More jokes about: racist
What do you call a person in china who doesn't eat dog? A tourist.
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has 64.48 % from 191 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, food, racist
What do you call a bunch of mexicans getting stoned? Baked beans.
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has 64.48 % from 191 votes. More jokes about: racist
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