A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now." The Mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senor, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!" The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says "Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use three english words in a sentence. The three words are 'green,' 'pink,' and 'yellow.'" The Mexican man thinks , then says, "Hmmm, okay. The phone, it went green, green, green. I pink it up and sez yellow?"
There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving? The Cop
If the world population was made into a sweater, where would the black people be put? In the hood!
How do you know when an Asian has been in your house? Your computer is updated, your math homework is finished, there's a Vietnamese whore in your bathtub with a violin up her ass (thanks to a horny Chen Li), a dog in your microwave, and the bastard is still trying to pull out of your driveway!
Black Jesus turns water into Kool-Aid.
Q: What travels at 200km's a hour? A: A Mexican hearing a dollar drop to the ground.
What do you call a barn full of dead niggers? Out dated farm equipment.
How do you tell when time is reversing? When a Jew drops a coin on the ground.
What do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus? I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton