The best racist jokes

If the world population was made into a sweater, where would the black people be put? In the hood!
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has 65.42 % from 133 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Black Jesus turns water into Kool-Aid.
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has 65.24 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: racist
I'm not racist, my shadow is black.
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has 65.22 % from 529 votes. More jokes about: racist
A zebra has wondered his whole life whether he was a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes. When he dies and goes to heaven he asks God the question "Am I a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes?" God responds, "You are what you are" The zebra goes to his friends and tells them what God had said and that he still doesn't know the answer to his question. One of his friends says, "Well, that means you are a white zebra with black stripes" The zebra asks him why and the friend says, "Because otherwise God would have said 'You is what you is'"
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has 64.89 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: animal, god, life, racist
Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
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has 64.75 % from 146 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, kids, racist
So this guy walks in to a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks dude where did you get that. And the parrot answers in Africa theres millions of them.
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has 64.73 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: racist
Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards
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has 64.69 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: racist
Once upon time, there were three friends playing on a beach. One kid's parents were good business people. The second kid lives in a good family where he is taught to respect his elders. The third kid was a poor redneck with an abusive father. Anyways, they were playing on the beach when a helicopter crashed down into the water. They saw a man drowning and all raced to save him. As they pulled the man to shore they realized it was Obama. The president then said, "Thank you kids for saving me! I'll give you each one wish!" The first kid said he wanted a helicopter. The second kid wished for some money. And the redneck asked for a wheel chair. Obama, concerned, asked why the poor boy wouldn't want some money for his family. The kid replied, "Cause when pap finds out what I've done, I ain't gonna be walking for a pretty long time."
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has 64.65 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: age, kids, old people, political, racist
If you give three liberals a light bulb what would happen? The first one would say its causing global warming. The second one would say its racist. The third one would say its not a light bulb unless Obama says let there be light.
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has 64.63 % from 133 votes. More jokes about: democrat, light bulb, political, racist
What do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus? I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton
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has 64.54 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
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