Why do nigger's have nightmares? Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
Q: What is a Jews biggest dilemma? A: Free Pork.
What do you name an Asian baby with problems? Sum ting wong.
What do you call a pool filled with Black People? Coco Puffs.
What did the black kid get for Christmas? YOUR BIKE!
What is a black persons's worst fear? Child Support.
Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
If the world population was made into a sweater, where would the black people be put? In the hood!
What do you call a mexican who's lost his car? Carlos.
A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored. The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers." The retard says ," OK ". When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling. He goes over and starts beating their asses. He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer. He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?" The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."