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Why are black people so tall? Because their knee-grows.
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Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey. Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing. He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey. After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it." "Why?" asked the lady. He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."
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How do you know if you've walked into the wrong Chinese bookstore? It'll be called "Wong Fook Hing Book Store".
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Q: What do you call a white guy with 5 black friends? A: Coach!
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How do you know Adam and Eve were not black? Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man?
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Why do mexicans walk around the school like they own the place? Cause there dad built it and there mom cleans it at night.
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How do you know when an Asian has been in your house? Your computer is updated, your math homework is finished, there's a Vietnamese whore in your bathtub with a violin up her ass (thanks to a horny Chen Li), a dog in your microwave, and the bastard is still trying to pull out of your driveway!
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What do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus? I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton
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Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
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Life is like a box of chocolates: A lot of people can't stand the dark ones.
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