There were three guys in Hell - Iranian, American, and a Chinese man.
They asked Satan to let them call their family.
The American called and talked for 10 minutes.
He payed $1,000.
The Chinaman called and talked for 15 minutes.
He payed $2,000.
The Iranian talked for an hour and only paid $10.
The other men complained and Satan responded, "A call from Hell to Hell is local.
Q: Why should you be more afraid of a white guy in jail than a black guy?
A: You know the white guy actually committed the crime.
Q: What's faster than the speed of light?
A: A jew passing Germany.
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How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?
Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man?
What do you call two niggers in a sleeping bag?
Twix...
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Why do mexicans walk around the school like they own the place?
Cause there dad built it and there mom cleans it at night.
How do you tell if a black girls pregnant?
Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.
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Q: What's the difference between a toilet and a Kardashian?
A: Nothing! They both accept big brown stinky turds!
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What do you call 3 black guys sky diving?
Air pollution.
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Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?
He had locomotives.