The best racist jokes

Once upon time, there were three friends playing on a beach. One kid's parents were good business people. The second kid lives in a good family where he is taught to respect his elders. The third kid was a poor redneck with an abusive father. Anyways, they were playing on the beach when a helicopter crashed down into the water. They saw a man drowning and all raced to save him. As they pulled the man to shore they realized it was Obama. The president then said, "Thank you kids for saving me! I'll give you each one wish!" The first kid said he wanted a helicopter. The second kid wished for some money. And the redneck asked for a wheel chair. Obama, concerned, asked why the poor boy wouldn't want some money for his family. The kid replied, "Cause when pap finds out what I've done, I ain't gonna be walking for a pretty long time."
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has 64.65 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: age, kids, old people, political, racist
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroid's.
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has 64.51 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: racist
An old Jewish man gets on the subway in New York and sees a priest. He notices the white collar, and decides to ask what it’s about. "Why do you wear your collar backwards?" The old Jewish man asks. The Priest, being polite, responds, "Well, Sir, because I’m a father." "I am a father too, but I wear my collar normal." "Yes," the Priest begins, "but I am father of many." The old Jewish man shakes his head. "I have 8 children, and so many grandchildren I don’t know most their names, and still my collar isn’t backwards." The priest, aggitated, slams his fist in his palm "Sir! I am the father of hundreds!" The elderly Jewish man, beweildered, stands to get off the subway, and leans over to the priest "Mister, maybe you should start wearing your pants backwards."
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has 64.25 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: age, jewish, kids, priest, racist
Q: How many Ethiopians can you fit into a telephone booth? A: All of them.
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has 64.09 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: black humor, phone, racist
How did the black guy escape from jail? He unscrewed the light bulbs.
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has 64.00 % from 358 votes. More jokes about: black people, light bulb, prison, racist
Whats faster than a black person stealing your car? Him driving away in it.
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has 63.98 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: racist
Yesterday, I failed my biology exam. The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells." Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.
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has 63.88 % from 395 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, school
How do you tell when time is reversing? When a Jew drops a coin on the ground.
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has 63.85 % from 271 votes. More jokes about: jewish, money, racist
What do you call a barn full of dead niggers? Out dated farm equipment.
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has 63.76 % from 208 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, racist
The German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot. They not only expect one to know one’s gate parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747, call sign "Speedbird 206″: Speedbird 206: "Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 clear of active runway." Ground: "Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One-Seven." The BA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop. Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?" Speedbird 206: "Stand by, Ground, I’m looking up our gate location now." Ground (with quite arrogant impatience): "Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?" Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, twice in 1944 but I didn’t stop."
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: racist
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