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How do you fry a Mexican? You turn on the fence.
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Q: What do you call a white guy with 5 black friends? A: Coach!
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Whats the only thing darker than a black man? His Future.
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In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German, The lovers are Greek, The bankers are Swiss. In Hell: The cooks are English, The policemen are German, The mechanics are French, The lovers are Swiss, The bankers are Greek.
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How do you get a Mexican chick to blow you? You decorate your wiener with leaves. Trust me, Mexicans love blowing leaves.
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Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.
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A Jewish man is walking on the beach when he discovers a bottle containing genie. He rubs it and a genie comes out, promises to grant him one wish. He says, "Peace in the Middle east, that's my wish." The genie looks concerned, then says "No, I'm sorry, that's just not possible. Some things just can't be changed. Do you have another wish?" The guys says 'Well...for my whole life I've never receievd oral sex from my wife. That would be my wish." The genie pauses for another moment and then says "How would you define peace?"
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How do you keep 5 black guys from raping a white girl? Throw them a basketball.
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Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses? Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
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So this guy walks in to a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks dude where did you get that. And the parrot answers in Africa theres millions of them.
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