Yesterday, I failed my biology exam.
The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells."
Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.
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Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
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What do you call 3 black guys sky diving?
Air pollution.
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How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?
Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man?
Why do mexicans walk around the school like they own the place?
Cause there dad built it and there mom cleans it at night.
What do you call two niggers in a sleeping bag?
Twix...
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There were three guys in Hell - Iranian, American, and a Chinese man.
They asked Satan to let them call their family.
The American called and talked for 10 minutes.
He payed $1,000.
The Chinaman called and talked for 15 minutes.
He payed $2,000.
The Iranian talked for an hour and only paid $10.
The other men complained and Satan responded, "A call from Hell to Hell is local.
Q: What's faster than the speed of light?
A: A jew passing Germany.
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How do you tell if a black girls pregnant?
Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.
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Q: What's the difference between a toilet and a Kardashian?
A: Nothing! They both accept big brown stinky turds!
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