Why do white people have pets? Because the aren't allowed black people anymore...
What do you call a nigger with no arms, and no legs? Trustworthy.
How many white cops does it take to push a black man down a flight of stairs? None. He fell.
How did the black guy escape from jail? He unscrewed the light bulbs.
Why is life like a box of fruit? Because when they go bad, they go black!
Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses? Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
Me: Staring contest. Go! Me: O.O Friend: -.- Me: I win! You blinked! Haha Friend: You bastard, I'm asian!
How do you know when an Asian has been in your house? Your computer is updated, your math homework is finished, there's a Vietnamese whore in your bathtub with a violin up her ass (thanks to a horny Chen Li), a dog in your microwave, and the bastard is still trying to pull out of your driveway!
Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal? A: It's called "Nuttin' Bitch!"
Whats black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.