The best racist jokes

Q: What do you call an African American documentary? A: Planet of the Apes.
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has 67.81 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
How do you fry a Mexican? You turn on the fence.
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has 67.79 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
How do you get a Mexican chick to blow you? You decorate your wiener with leaves. Trust me, Mexicans love blowing leaves.
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has 67.79 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
What do you call two niggers in a sleeping bag? Twix...
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has 67.78 % from 181 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Yesterday, I failed my biology exam. The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells." Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.
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has 67.78 % from 302 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, school
How do you blindfold an Asian? With dental floss!
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has 67.72 % from 238 votes. More jokes about: asian, black humor, racist
Why are black people so tall? Because their knee-grows.
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has 67.67 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: racist
Whats black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.
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has 67.61 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: racist
A Jewish man is walking on the beach when he discovers a bottle containing genie. He rubs it and a genie comes out, promises to grant him one wish. He says, "Peace in the Middle east, that's my wish." The genie looks concerned, then says "No, I'm sorry, that's just not possible. Some things just can't be changed. Do you have another wish?" The guys says 'Well...for my whole life I've never receievd oral sex from my wife. That would be my wish." The genie pauses for another moment and then says "How would you define peace?"
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has 67.50 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.
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has 67.46 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, mexican, political, racist, republican
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