The best racist jokes

A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now." The Mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senor, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!" The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says "Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use three english words in a sentence. The three words are 'green,' 'pink,' and 'yellow.'" The Mexican man thinks , then says, "Hmmm, okay. The phone, it went green, green, green. I pink it up and sez yellow?"
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has 65.60 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: racist
There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving? The Cop
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has 65.46 % from 648 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, cop, mexican, racist
If the world population was made into a sweater, where would the black people be put? In the hood!
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has 65.42 % from 133 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
How do you know when an Asian has been in your house? Your computer is updated, your math homework is finished, there's a Vietnamese whore in your bathtub with a violin up her ass (thanks to a horny Chen Li), a dog in your microwave, and the bastard is still trying to pull out of your driveway!
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has 65.30 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: racist
Black Jesus turns water into Kool-Aid.
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has 65.24 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: racist
I'm not racist, my shadow is black.
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has 65.22 % from 529 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: What travels at 200km's a hour? A: A Mexican hearing a dollar drop to the ground.
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has 64.68 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: money, racist, travel
What do you call a barn full of dead niggers? Out dated farm equipment.
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has 64.67 % from 189 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, racist
How do you tell when time is reversing? When a Jew drops a coin on the ground.
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has 64.62 % from 265 votes. More jokes about: jewish, money, racist
What do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus? I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton
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has 64.54 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
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