The best racist jokes

Once upon time, there were three friends playing on a beach. One kid's parents were good business people. The second kid lives in a good family where he is taught to respect his elders. The third kid was a poor redneck with an abusive father. Anyways, they were playing on the beach when a helicopter crashed down into the water. They saw a man drowning and all raced to save him. As they pulled the man to shore they realized it was Obama. The president then said, "Thank you kids for saving me! I'll give you each one wish!" The first kid said he wanted a helicopter. The second kid wished for some money. And the redneck asked for a wheel chair. Obama, concerned, asked why the poor boy wouldn't want some money for his family. The kid replied, "Cause when pap finds out what I've done, I ain't gonna be walking for a pretty long time."
has 65.80 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: age, kids, old people, political, racist
Q: Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? A: Neither have they...
has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.
has 65.78 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, mexican, political, racist, republican
What do you call a pool filled with Black People? Coco Puffs.
has 65.74 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now." The Mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senor, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!" The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says "Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use three english words in a sentence. The three words are 'green,' 'pink,' and 'yellow.'" The Mexican man thinks , then says, "Hmmm, okay. The phone, it went green, green, green. I pink it up and sez yellow?"
has 65.60 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: racist
What do you call a nigger with no arms, and no legs? Trustworthy.
has 65.57 % from 172 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
How do you know when an Asian has been in your house? Your computer is updated, your math homework is finished, there's a Vietnamese whore in your bathtub with a violin up her ass (thanks to a horny Chen Li), a dog in your microwave, and the bastard is still trying to pull out of your driveway!
has 65.56 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: racist
Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards
has 65.39 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: racist
How did the black guy escape from jail? He unscrewed the light bulbs.
has 65.39 % from 336 votes. More jokes about: black people, light bulb, prison, racist
Yesterday, I failed my biology exam. The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells." Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.
has 65.34 % from 357 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, school
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