The best racist jokes

How do you tell if a black girls pregnant? Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.
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has 63.28 % from 640 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, kids, racist
How do you know Adam and Eve were not black? Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man?
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has 63.14 % from 216 votes. More jokes about: racist
How did the black guy escape from jail? He unscrewed the light bulbs.
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has 63.13 % from 378 votes. More jokes about: black people, light bulb, prison, racist
What do you call a bunch of mexicans in a barn? Modern farm equiptment.
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has 63.01 % from 186 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
What does a British potato say when it thinks something is wonderful? It's mashing!
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: food, life, racist
A Liverpool docker went to South Africa for a job. The boss tells him, "Its people like you we want here. Here's a test. There's a revolver, go out and shoot 6 niggers and a rabbit." The docker asks, "Why do I have to shoot the rabbit?" He got the job.
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has 62.69 % from 161 votes. More jokes about: racist
Which traffic sign allows you to make a U-turn on a highway in Finland? You are approaching the Russian border.
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has 62.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: How many Ethiopians can you fit into a telephone booth? A: All of them.
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has 62.55 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: black humor, phone, racist
An American was hopelessly lost in the Highlands and wandered about for nearly a week. Finally, on the seventh day he met a kilted inhabitant. "Thank heaven I’ve met someone," he cried. "I’ve been lost for the last week." "Is there a reward out for you?" asked the Scotsman. "No," said the American. "Then I’m afraid you’re still lost," was the reply.
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has 62.30 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: What happens when four mexican guys are standing in quick sand? A: Quatro Sinko.
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has 61.96 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
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