The best racist jokes

How did the black guy escape from jail? He unscrewed the light bulbs.
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has 63.89 % from 351 votes. More jokes about: black people, light bulb, prison, racist
If the world population was made into a sweater, where would the black people be put? In the hood!
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has 63.83 % from 136 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions? Crime fighter.
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has 63.78 % from 151 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, racist, women
What do you call two niggers in a sleeping bag? Twix...
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has 63.61 % from 216 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What's long and black and smells like shit? A: The welfare line.
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has 63.55 % from 168 votes. More jokes about: racist
The German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot. They not only expect one to know one’s gate parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747, call sign "Speedbird 206″: Speedbird 206: "Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 clear of active runway." Ground: "Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One-Seven." The BA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop. Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?" Speedbird 206: "Stand by, Ground, I’m looking up our gate location now." Ground (with quite arrogant impatience): "Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?" Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, twice in 1944 but I didn’t stop."
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: racist
What do you call a barn full of dead niggers? Out dated farm equipment.
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has 63.41 % from 200 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, racist
Why are there no mexicans on star trek? They don't work in the future either.
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has 63.10 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: racist
Life is like a box of chocolates: A lot of people can't stand the dark ones.
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has 63.06 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: food, life, racist
What do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus? I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton
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has 63.05 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
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