If pretty women from the south are southern bells, would that make pretty women from Mexico taco bells?
Whats the difference between usain bolt and hitler?
Usain bolt can finish a race...
Q: What's long and black and smells like shit?
A: The welfare line.
What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman?
The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.
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A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now."
The Mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senor, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!"
The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says "Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use three english words in a sentence.
The three words are 'green,' 'pink,' and 'yellow.'"
The Mexican man thinks , then says, "Hmmm, okay.
The phone, it went green, green, green.
I pink it up and sez yellow?"
What do you call a pool filled with Black People?
Coco Puffs.
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What did God say when he made the first black man?
"Damn, I burnt one."
Why do mexicans walk around the school like they own the place?
Cause there dad built it and there mom cleans it at night.
White owl: who who.
Black owl: who dat who dat.
Q: What do you call a baby Mexican?
A: A paragraph because he's too short to be an essay!
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