The best racist jokes

The German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot. They not only expect one to know one’s gate parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747, call sign "Speedbird 206″: Speedbird 206: "Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 clear of active runway." Ground: "Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One-Seven." The BA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop. Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?" Speedbird 206: "Stand by, Ground, I’m looking up our gate location now." Ground (with quite arrogant impatience): "Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?" Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, twice in 1944 but I didn’t stop."
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: racist
There was this Mexican guy, Black guy, and Asian guy all working for the same construction company. At the beginning of the day the boss calls a meeting with them about today's work. They were all pretty new, so they had to be assigned jobs  He says to the Mexican guy, "You're in charge of the cement."  He says to the Black guy, "You're in charge of the dirt."  He says to the Asian guy, "You're in charge of the supplies."  After delegating out all the responsibilities he says, "I'm gonna be back at the end of the day to check on your work. It better be good or you're all fired." The boss was quite serious and had a reputation for being shrewd. They immediately get to work.  At the end of the day, the boss comes back and checks on their work. He looks at the big pile of cement and says, "Nice work," to the Mexican guy. He looks at the big pile of dirt and says, "Nice work," to the Black guy. He looks around and can't find the Asian guy anywhere so he asks, "Where the heck is that Asian guy?"  All of a sudden, the Asian jumps out from behind the big pile of dirt and yells, "SUPPLIES!"
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has 63.42 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: racist, work
If you give three liberals a light bulb what would happen? The first one would say its causing global warming. The second one would say its racist. The third one would say its not a light bulb unless Obama says let there be light.
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has 63.32 % from 149 votes. More jokes about: democrat, light bulb, political, racist
What does a British potato say when it thinks something is wonderful? It's mashing!
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: food, life, racist
Why do mexicans walk around the school like they own the place? Cause there dad built it and there mom cleans it at night.
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has 63.18 % from 181 votes. More jokes about: dad, mexican, racist, school
Why are niggers afraid of chainsaws? Because when you turn on a chainsaw it says "Run nigga nigga nigga Run nigga nigga nigga"
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has 63.11 % from 157 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, racist
Why are there no mexicans on star trek? They don't work in the future either.
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has 63.09 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: racist
What do you call a pool filled with Black People? Coco Puffs.
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has 63.05 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What's long and black and smells like shit? A: The welfare line.
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has 62.96 % from 174 votes. More jokes about: racist
Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had locomotives.
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: racist
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