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If pretty women from the south are southern bells, would that make pretty women from Mexico taco bells?
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has 66.62 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: beauty, mexican, racist, women
Whats the difference between usain bolt and hitler? Usain bolt can finish a race...
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has 66.61 % from 246 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Hitler, racist, sport
Q: What's long and black and smells like shit? A: The welfare line.
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has 66.55 % from 151 votes. More jokes about: racist
What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman? The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.
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has 66.41 % from 318 votes. More jokes about: black people, geography, racist, women
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now." The Mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senor, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!" The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says "Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use three english words in a sentence. The three words are 'green,' 'pink,' and 'yellow.'" The Mexican man thinks , then says, "Hmmm, okay. The phone, it went green, green, green. I pink it up and sez yellow?"
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has 66.36 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: racist
What do you call a pool filled with Black People? Coco Puffs.
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has 66.36 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
What did God say when he made the first black man? "Damn, I burnt one."
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has 66.22 % from 243 votes. More jokes about: racist
Why do mexicans walk around the school like they own the place? Cause there dad built it and there mom cleans it at night.
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has 66.18 % from 146 votes. More jokes about: dad, mexican, racist, school
White owl: who who. Black owl: who dat who dat.
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has 66.16 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: animal, racist
Q: What do you call a baby Mexican? A: A paragraph because he's too short to be an essay!
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has 66.16 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: communication, mexican, racist
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