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How many white cops does it take to push a black man down a flight of stairs? None. He fell.
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What do you call a pool filled with Black People? Coco Puffs.
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What do you call a mexican who's lost his car? Carlos.
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Why is life like a box of fruit? Because when they go bad, they go black!
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Me: Staring contest. Go! Me: O.O Friend: -.- Me: I win! You blinked! Haha Friend: You bastard, I'm asian!
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Why do mexicans walk around the school like they own the place? Cause there dad built it and there mom cleans it at night.
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Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.
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Why do white people have pets? Because the aren't allowed black people anymore...
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What do u call a Mexican getting baptized? Bean dip.
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A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now." The Mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senor, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!" The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says "Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use three english words in a sentence. The three words are 'green,' 'pink,' and 'yellow.'" The Mexican man thinks , then says, "Hmmm, okay. The phone, it went green, green, green. I pink it up and sez yellow?"
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