Why are niggers afraid of chainsaws?
Because when you turn on a chainsaw it says "Run nigga nigga nigga Run nigga nigga nigga"
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What does a British potato say when it thinks something is wonderful?
It's mashing!
Which traffic sign allows you to make a U-turn on a highway in Finland?
You are approaching the Russian border.
Q: What happens when four mexican guys are standing in quick sand?
A: Quatro Sinko.
Life is like a box of chocolates:
A lot of people can't stand the dark ones.
What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions?
Crime fighter.
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An American was hopelessly lost in the Highlands and wandered about for nearly a week.
Finally, on the seventh day he met a kilted inhabitant.
"Thank heaven I’ve met someone," he cried. "I’ve been lost for the last week."
"Is there a reward out for you?" asked the Scotsman.
"No," said the American.
"Then I’m afraid you’re still lost," was the reply.
If you give three liberals a light bulb what would happen?
The first one would say its causing global warming.
The second one would say its racist.
The third one would say its not a light bulb unless Obama says let there be light.
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Q: What's long and black and smells like shit?
A: The welfare line.
Q: How many Ethiopians can you fit into a telephone booth?
A: All of them.
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