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How do you tell when time is reversing? When a Jew drops a coin on the ground.
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has 64.62 % from 265 votes. More jokes about: jewish, money, racist
Q: What's long and black and smells like shit? A: The welfare line.
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has 64.61 % from 164 votes. More jokes about: racist
What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt? "Help I'm not break dancing"
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has 64.59 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: black people, music, racist
What do you call two niggers in a sleeping bag? Twix...
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has 64.59 % from 210 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
How do you get a Mexican chick to blow you? You decorate your wiener with leaves. Trust me, Mexicans love blowing leaves.
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has 64.58 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Why do mexicans walk around the school like they own the place? Cause there dad built it and there mom cleans it at night.
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has 64.57 % from 170 votes. More jokes about: dad, mexican, racist, school
What do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus? I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton
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has 64.54 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
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has 64.52 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, kids, racist
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroid's.
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has 64.51 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: racist
Once upon time, there were three friends playing on a beach. One kid's parents were good business people. The second kid lives in a good family where he is taught to respect his elders. The third kid was a poor redneck with an abusive father. Anyways, they were playing on the beach when a helicopter crashed down into the water. They saw a man drowning and all raced to save him. As they pulled the man to shore they realized it was Obama. The president then said, "Thank you kids for saving me! I'll give you each one wish!" The first kid said he wanted a helicopter. The second kid wished for some money. And the redneck asked for a wheel chair. Obama, concerned, asked why the poor boy wouldn't want some money for his family. The kid replied, "Cause when pap finds out what I've done, I ain't gonna be walking for a pretty long time."
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has 64.29 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: age, kids, old people, political, racist
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