The best racist jokes

If you give three liberals a light bulb what would happen? The first one would say its causing global warming. The second one would say its racist. The third one would say its not a light bulb unless Obama says let there be light.
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has 61.81 % from 177 votes. More jokes about: democrat, light bulb, political, racist
Q: What's faster than the speed of light? A: A jew passing Germany.
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has 61.58 % from 190 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, morbid, racist, travel
Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews have 10 fingers.
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has 61.57 % from 218 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, racist
Q: What's the difference between a toilet and a Kardashian? A: Nothing! They both accept big brown stinky turds!
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has 61.37 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds. It goes ching chong wu. So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound. Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river. The black guy ask was that noise. The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative. See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun. The black guy says let me try. He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.
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has 61.26 % from 400 votes. More jokes about: animal, asian, black people, racist
When a white person delivers an asian baby. White person: "Congratulations he looks like your husband... mom... cousin... uncle... neighbor..."
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has 61.21 % from 304 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist, white people
What's the difference between a black man and a daycare? A daycare knows when it has children.
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has 60.84 % from 189 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: Whats the difference between a black person and an apple? A: The apple falls from the tree.
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has 60.84 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
A gypsy man buys land next to the house of a doctor. He hires an engineer and then gets him build an identical house. When he finished the house, the gypsy man comes to the balcony and shouts the doctor. "Doctor – Doctor!" "What is you gypsy eh?" The doctor says. "Well, maybe you don’t like me but we are the same because we have the same house!" "No way, the doctor says, because we do not have the same furniture..." the gypsy man angry as he is, oders the same furniture and he comes to the balcony again. "Doctor – Doctor! We have the same house, the same furniture, we are the same ourselves!" "What are you saying you stupid gypsy do we have the same car?" the doctor says. and shows at his luxurious MERCEDES in the garage. Angrier the gypsy man gets loans and buy an identical MERCEDES and goes back to the balcony. "Doctor – Doctor!" "What do you want again eh?" doctor says "I am “better” than you!" "Why is that eh?" doctor says. "We own the same house, furniture and same car, right?" The gypsy says. "I agree, but do these make you better than me?" the doctor says. "Because I have a neighbor doctor, and you have a neighbor Gypsy!Ha!"
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has 60.76 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: car, doctor, racist
Q: What's long and black and smells like shit? A: The welfare line.
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has 60.75 % from 194 votes. More jokes about: racist
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