The best racist jokes

Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."
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has 67.15 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: black people, game, racist
How did the black guy escape from jail? He unscrewed the light bulbs.
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has 66.98 % from 301 votes. More jokes about: black people, light bulb, prison, racist
A nigger and a spic fall from a tree, who hits the ground first? The spic, the nigger never makes it because he's stopped by the rope.
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has 66.75 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: racist
I just saw a mexjcan guy walking down the street with a tv and I thought " wow, that looks just like mine." But I knew mine was at home shining my shoes.
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has 66.72 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist, technology
Me: Staring contest. Go! Me: O.O Friend: -.- Me: I win! You blinked! Haha Friend: You bastard, I'm asian!
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has 66.68 % from 311 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
Three guys are stranded on a island; black guy, white guy, and a Mexican. They come across a Indian tribe, the chief said" go into the forest and pick a fruit and bring it back. We are going to shove it up your ass, if you scream we will cut off your head". The white guy goes in and brings back a banana they shove it up his ass he screamed soo they cut off his head. The Mexican goes in and comes back with a grape they shove it up his ass he screams. They all look at his and ask" why you scream?" The Mexican says" because the black guy is coming back with a watermelon.
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has 66.65 % from 204 votes. More jokes about: black people, desert island, food, mexican, racist
Q: How many Ethiopians can you fit into a telephone booth? A: All of them.
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has 66.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: black humor, phone, racist
Q: What's long and black and smells like shit? A: The welfare line.
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has 66.62 % from 148 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: What did the Mexican get for Christmas? A: My bike.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Whats the difference between usain bolt and hitler? Usain bolt can finish a race...
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has 66.33 % from 231 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Hitler, racist, sport
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