The best racist jokes

There was this Mexican guy, Black guy, and Asian guy all working for the same construction company. At the beginning of the day the boss calls a meeting with them about today's work. They were all pretty new, so they had to be assigned jobs  He says to the Mexican guy, "You're in charge of the cement."  He says to the Black guy, "You're in charge of the dirt."  He says to the Asian guy, "You're in charge of the supplies."  After delegating out all the responsibilities he says, "I'm gonna be back at the end of the day to check on your work. It better be good or you're all fired." The boss was quite serious and had a reputation for being shrewd. They immediately get to work.  At the end of the day, the boss comes back and checks on their work. He looks at the big pile of cement and says, "Nice work," to the Mexican guy. He looks at the big pile of dirt and says, "Nice work," to the Black guy. He looks around and can't find the Asian guy anywhere so he asks, "Where the heck is that Asian guy?"  All of a sudden, the Asian jumps out from behind the big pile of dirt and yells, "SUPPLIES!"
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has 61.92 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: racist, work
Q: What's long and black and smells like shit? A: The welfare line.
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has 61.71 % from 185 votes. More jokes about: racist
If you give three liberals a light bulb what would happen? The first one would say its causing global warming. The second one would say its racist. The third one would say its not a light bulb unless Obama says let there be light.
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has 61.60 % from 159 votes. More jokes about: democrat, light bulb, political, racist
What do you call two niggers in a sleeping bag? Twix...
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has 61.28 % from 244 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews have 10 fingers.
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has 61.27 % from 194 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, racist
How are black people and wolves similar? They both fight in packs.
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has 60.95 % from 184 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, racist
Why do mexicans walk around the school like they own the place? Cause there dad built it and there mom cleans it at night.
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has 60.94 % from 195 votes. More jokes about: dad, mexican, racist, school
Why are niggers afraid of chainsaws? Because when you turn on a chainsaw it says "Run nigga nigga nigga Run nigga nigga nigga"
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has 60.80 % from 175 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, racist
Why are black people so tall? Because their knee-grows.
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has 60.57 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: racist
A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds. It goes ching chong wu. So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound. Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river. The black guy ask was that noise. The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative. See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun. The black guy says let me try. He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.
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has 60.53 % from 371 votes. More jokes about: animal, asian, black people, racist
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