How do you know when an Asian has been in your house? Your computer is updated, your math homework is finished, there's a Vietnamese whore in your bathtub with a violin up her ass (thanks to a horny Chen Li), a dog in your microwave, and the bastard is still trying to pull out of your driveway!
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroid's.
Yesterday, I failed my biology exam. The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells." Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.
Guys, enough with the Asian jokes...they're all the same.
Why do mexicans walk around the school like they own the place? Cause there dad built it and there mom cleans it at night.
How do you tell when time is reversing? When a Jew drops a coin on the ground.
What do you call a barn full of dead niggers? Out dated farm equipment.
How did the black guy escape from jail? He unscrewed the light bulbs.
Q: What's long and black and smells like shit? A: The welfare line.
Q: How many Ethiopians can you fit into a telephone booth? A: All of them.