How did the black guy escape from jail?
He unscrewed the light bulbs.
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If the world population was made into a sweater, where would the black people be put?
In the hood!
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What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions?
Crime fighter.
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What do you call two niggers in a sleeping bag?
Twix...
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Q: What's long and black and smells like shit?
A: The welfare line.
The German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot.
They not only expect one to know one’s gate parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from them.
So it was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747, call sign "Speedbird 206″:
Speedbird 206: "Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 clear of active runway."
Ground: "Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One-Seven."
The BA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop.
Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?"
Speedbird 206: "Stand by, Ground, I’m looking up our gate location now."
Ground (with quite arrogant impatience): "Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?"
Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, twice in 1944 but I didn’t stop."
What do you call a barn full of dead niggers?
Out dated farm equipment.
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Why are there no mexicans on star trek?
They don't work in the future either.
Life is like a box of chocolates:
A lot of people can't stand the dark ones.
What do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus?
I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton
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