The best racist jokes

Why are there no mexicans on star trek? They don't work in the future either.
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has 62.06 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: racist
What's the difference between a black man and a daycare? A daycare knows when it has children.
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has 61.95 % from 172 votes. More jokes about: racist
If the world population was made into a sweater, where would the black people be put? In the hood!
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has 61.93 % from 149 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
What do a tornado and a black person have in common? It only takes one to ruin a good neighborhood.
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has 61.93 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: racist
Life is like a box of chocolates: A lot of people can't stand the dark ones.
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has 61.84 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: food, life, racist
Q: What's long and black and smells like shit? A: The welfare line.
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has 61.81 % from 177 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: How do Asians get their name? A: They throw a pan down the hall and listen to the noise. Example: Dong Ching Lau.
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has 61.73 % from 233 votes. More jokes about: asian, baby, racist
Why are black people so tall? Because their knee-grows.
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has 61.63 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: racist
An American was hopelessly lost in the Highlands and wandered about for nearly a week. Finally, on the seventh day he met a kilted inhabitant. "Thank heaven I’ve met someone," he cried. "I’ve been lost for the last week." "Is there a reward out for you?" asked the Scotsman. "No," said the American. "Then I’m afraid you’re still lost," was the reply.
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has 61.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: racist
A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds. It goes ching chong wu. So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound. Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river. The black guy ask was that noise. The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative. See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun. The black guy says let me try. He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.
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has 61.45 % from 350 votes. More jokes about: animal, asian, black people, racist
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