The best racist jokes

Q: What happens when four mexican guys are standing in quick sand? A: Quatro Sinko.
has 61.99 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Q: How many Ethiopians can you fit into a telephone booth? A: All of them.
has 61.99 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: black humor, phone, racist
If you give three liberals a light bulb what would happen? The first one would say its causing global warming. The second one would say its racist. The third one would say its not a light bulb unless Obama says let there be light.
has 61.99 % from 155 votes. More jokes about: democrat, light bulb, political, racist
Why are black people so tall? Because their knee-grows.
has 61.95 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: racist
What does a British potato say when it thinks something is wonderful? It's mashing!
has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: food, life, racist
Which traffic sign allows you to make a U-turn on a highway in Finland? You are approaching the Russian border.
has 61.71 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: racist
A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds. It goes ching chong wu. So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound. Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river. The black guy ask was that noise. The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative. See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun. The black guy says let me try. He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.
has 61.58 % from 354 votes. More jokes about: animal, asian, black people, racist
An American was hopelessly lost in the Highlands and wandered about for nearly a week. Finally, on the seventh day he met a kilted inhabitant. "Thank heaven I’ve met someone," he cried. "I’ve been lost for the last week." "Is there a reward out for you?" asked the Scotsman. "No," said the American. "Then I’m afraid you’re still lost," was the reply.
has 61.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: How do Asians get their name? A: They throw a pan down the hall and listen to the noise. Example: Dong Ching Lau.
has 61.48 % from 237 votes. More jokes about: asian, baby, racist
If the world population was made into a sweater, where would the black people be put? In the hood!
has 61.09 % from 154 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
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