Why do mexicans walk around the school like they own the place? Cause there dad built it and there mom cleans it at night.
Q: How many Ethiopians can you fit into a telephone booth? A: All of them.
A zebra has wondered his whole life whether he was a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes. When he dies and goes to heaven he asks God the question "Am I a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes?" God responds, "You are what you are" The zebra goes to his friends and tells them what God had said and that he still doesn't know the answer to his question. One of his friends says, "Well, that means you are a white zebra with black stripes" The zebra asks him why and the friend says, "Because otherwise God would have said 'You is what you is'"
Why is life like a box of fruit? Because when they go bad, they go black!
If the world population was made into a sweater, where would the black people be put? In the hood!
Life is like a box of chocolates: A lot of people can't stand the dark ones.
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroid's.
Guys, enough with the Asian jokes...they're all the same.
A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds. It goes ching chong wu. So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound. Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river. The black guy ask was that noise. The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative. See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun. The black guy says let me try. He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.
What did Zimbabweans have before candles? Electricity.