The best racist jokes

How do you get a Mexican chick to blow you? You decorate your wiener with leaves. Trust me, Mexicans love blowing leaves.
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has 63.05 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
There was this Mexican guy, Black guy, and Asian guy all working for the same construction company. At the beginning of the day the boss calls a meeting with them about today's work. They were all pretty new, so they had to be assigned jobs  He says to the Mexican guy, "You're in charge of the cement."  He says to the Black guy, "You're in charge of the dirt."  He says to the Asian guy, "You're in charge of the supplies."  After delegating out all the responsibilities he says, "I'm gonna be back at the end of the day to check on your work. It better be good or you're all fired." The boss was quite serious and had a reputation for being shrewd. They immediately get to work.  At the end of the day, the boss comes back and checks on their work. He looks at the big pile of cement and says, "Nice work," to the Mexican guy. He looks at the big pile of dirt and says, "Nice work," to the Black guy. He looks around and can't find the Asian guy anywhere so he asks, "Where the heck is that Asian guy?"  All of a sudden, the Asian jumps out from behind the big pile of dirt and yells, "SUPPLIES!"
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has 62.93 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: racist, work
Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had locomotives.
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: racist
Life is like a box of chocolates: A lot of people can't stand the dark ones.
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has 62.74 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: food, life, racist
Q: How do Asians get their name? A: They throw a pan down the hall and listen to the noise. Example: Dong Ching Lau.
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has 62.71 % from 225 votes. More jokes about: asian, baby, racist
If you give three liberals a light bulb what would happen? The first one would say its causing global warming. The second one would say its racist. The third one would say its not a light bulb unless Obama says let there be light.
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has 62.56 % from 137 votes. More jokes about: democrat, light bulb, political, racist
So this guy walks in to a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks dude where did you get that. And the parrot answers in Africa theres millions of them.
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has 62.46 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: racist
What do a tornado and a black person have in common? It only takes one to ruin a good neighborhood.
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has 62.45 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: racist
What do you call a pool filled with Black People? Coco Puffs.
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has 62.45 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews have 10 fingers.
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has 62.22 % from 156 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, racist
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