The best racist jokes

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers? In trouble. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers? Coach. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers? Prison Warden.
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How do you know Adam and Eve were not black? Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man?
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A fish is to water as Mexican is to lawn mower.
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How do you hide a nigger in a coal shed? Kick his teeth in.
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Why are black people so tall? Because their knee-grows.
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Life is like a box of chocolates: A lot of people can't stand the dark ones.
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Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV? A: His brother behind him with the VCR.
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What do you call a barn full of dead niggers? Out dated farm equipment.
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What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions? Crime fighter.
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What do you call a bunch of white people in a elevator? A box of crakers.
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