If you give three liberals a light bulb what would happen?
The first one would say its causing global warming.
The second one would say its racist.
The third one would say its not a light bulb unless Obama says let there be light.
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Q: What's long and black and smells like shit?
A: The welfare line.
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
Zero.
Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?
He had locomotives.
Which traffic sign allows you to make a U-turn on a highway in Finland?
You are approaching the Russian border.
If the world population was made into a sweater, where would the black people be put?
In the hood!
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When a white person delivers an asian baby.
White person: "Congratulations he looks like your husband... mom... cousin... uncle... neighbor..."
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Q: What do you call a guy with his hand up a Camel's arse?
A: An Arab mechanic.
What do you call a pool filled with Black People?
Coco Puffs.
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How do you hide a nigger in a coal shed?
Kick his teeth in.
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