Q: What's long and black and smells like shit?
A: The welfare line.
Q: What happens when four mexican guys are standing in quick sand?
A: Quatro Sinko.
Why are niggers afraid of chainsaws?
Because when you turn on a chainsaw it says "Run nigga nigga nigga Run nigga nigga nigga"
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What do you call a bunch of mexicans in a barn?
Modern farm equiptment.
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
Zero.
When a white person delivers an asian baby.
White person: "Congratulations he looks like your husband... mom... cousin... uncle... neighbor..."
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If the world population was made into a sweater, where would the black people be put?
In the hood!
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Q: What do you call a guy with his hand up a Camel's arse?
A: An Arab mechanic.
What do you call a pool filled with Black People?
Coco Puffs.
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Why are black people so tall?
Because their knee-grows.
