When a white person delivers an asian baby.
White person: "Congratulations he looks like your husband... mom... cousin... uncle... neighbor..."
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What do you call a bunch of mexicans in a barn?
Modern farm equiptment.
Q: What's long and black and smells like shit?
A: The welfare line.
Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes?
A: Jews have 10 fingers.
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What did Zimbabweans have before candles?
Electricity.
If the world population was made into a sweater, where would the black people be put?
In the hood!
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Q: What do you call a guy with his hand up a Camel's arse?
A: An Arab mechanic.
A gypsy man buys land next to the house of a doctor.
He hires an engineer and then gets him build an identical house.
When he finished the house, the gypsy man comes to the balcony and shouts the doctor.
"Doctor – Doctor!"
"What is you gypsy eh?"
The doctor says. "Well, maybe you don’t like me but we are the same because we have the same house!"
"No way, the doctor says, because we do not have the same furniture..." the gypsy man angry as he is, oders the same furniture and he comes to the balcony again.
"Doctor – Doctor! We have the same house, the same furniture, we are the same ourselves!"
"What are you saying you stupid gypsy do we have the same car?" the doctor says. and shows at his luxurious MERCEDES in the garage.
Angrier the gypsy man gets loans and buy an identical MERCEDES and goes back to the balcony.
"Doctor – Doctor!"
"What do you want again eh?" doctor says
"I am “better” than you!"
"Why is that eh?" doctor says.
"We own the same house, furniture and same car, right?" The gypsy says.
"I agree, but do these make you better than me?" the doctor says.
"Because I have a neighbor doctor, and you have a neighbor Gypsy!Ha!"
What do you call a pool filled with Black People?
Coco Puffs.
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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
Zero.