The best racist jokes

How many white cops does it take to push a black man down a flight of stairs? None. He fell.
Vote:
has 65.74 % from 144 votes. More jokes about: cop, racist
What's a mexicans' favorite sport? Cross country.
Vote:
has 65.71 % from 305 votes. More jokes about: racist, sport
There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving? The Cop
Vote:
has 65.64 % from 676 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, cop, mexican, racist
Q: Why should you be more afraid of a white guy in jail than a black guy? A: You know the white guy actually committed the crime.
Vote:
has 65.58 % from 254 votes. More jokes about: prison, racist
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now." The Mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senor, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!" The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says "Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use three english words in a sentence. The three words are 'green,' 'pink,' and 'yellow.'" The Mexican man thinks , then says, "Hmmm, okay. The phone, it went green, green, green. I pink it up and sez yellow?"
Vote:
has 65.19 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: What's faster than the speed of light? A: A jew passing Germany.
Vote:
has 64.98 % from 147 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, morbid, racist, travel
I'm not racist, my shadow is black.
Vote:
has 64.97 % from 534 votes. More jokes about: racist
Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
Vote:
has 64.86 % from 159 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, kids, racist
Guys, enough with the Asian jokes...they're all the same.
Vote:
has 64.77 % from 342 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
Once upon time, there were three friends playing on a beach. One kid's parents were good business people. The second kid lives in a good family where he is taught to respect his elders. The third kid was a poor redneck with an abusive father. Anyways, they were playing on the beach when a helicopter crashed down into the water. They saw a man drowning and all raced to save him. As they pulled the man to shore they realized it was Obama. The president then said, "Thank you kids for saving me! I'll give you each one wish!" The first kid said he wanted a helicopter. The second kid wished for some money. And the redneck asked for a wheel chair. Obama, concerned, asked why the poor boy wouldn't want some money for his family. The kid replied, "Cause when pap finds out what I've done, I ain't gonna be walking for a pretty long time."
Vote:
has 64.65 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: age, kids, old people, political, racist
<<<17181920
More jokes →
Page 17 of 53.