Whats faster than a black person stealing your car? Him driving away in it.
I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.
What do you call 3 black guys sky diving? Air pollution.
Q: What do you call a white guy with 5 black friends? A: Coach!
So this guy walks in to a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks dude where did you get that. And the parrot answers in Africa theres millions of them.
Why do mexicans walk around the school like they own the place? Cause there dad built it and there mom cleans it at night.
Q: How does every black joke start? A: With the white guy looking over his shoulder.
If the world population was made into a sweater, where would the black people be put? In the hood!
How can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer? It's not there...
How are black people and wolves similar? They both fight in packs.