Yesterday, I failed my biology exam.
The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells."
Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.
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What's a mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross country.
Me: Staring contest. Go!
Me: O.O
Friend: -.-
Me: I win! You blinked! Haha
Friend: You bastard, I'm asian!
What do you call a person in china who doesn't eat dog?
A tourist.
Only if they had more mosquito nets in Africa.
We would be able to save millions of mosquitos from dying horribly from HIV.
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Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
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Q: Why should you be more afraid of a white guy in jail than a black guy?
A: You know the white guy actually committed the crime.
A Liverpool docker went to South Africa for a job.
The boss tells him, "Its people like you we want here. Here's a test. There's a revolver, go out and shoot 6 niggers and a rabbit."
The docker asks, "Why do I have to shoot the rabbit?"
He got the job.
How did the black guy escape from jail?
He unscrewed the light bulbs.
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