What do you call a bunch of mexicans getting stoned?
Baked beans.
An American was hopelessly lost in the Highlands and wandered about for nearly a week.
Finally, on the seventh day he met a kilted inhabitant.
"Thank heaven I’ve met someone," he cried. "I’ve been lost for the last week."
"Is there a reward out for you?" asked the Scotsman.
"No," said the American.
"Then I’m afraid you’re still lost," was the reply.
Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
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Q: Why should you be more afraid of a white guy in jail than a black guy?
A: You know the white guy actually committed the crime.
How many white cops does it take to push a black man down a flight of stairs?
None. He fell.
Yesterday, I failed my biology exam.
The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells."
Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.
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How do you tell when time is reversing?
When a Jew drops a coin on the ground.
Life is like a box of chocolates:
A lot of people can't stand the dark ones.
How did the black guy escape from jail?
He unscrewed the light bulbs.
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