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Have you heard of the new black Barbie doll? It comes with 6 kids, AIDS, and a welfare check!
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A young Jewish Mom walks her son to the school bus corner on his first day of kindergarten. "Behave, my bubaleh," she says. "Take good care of yourself and think about your Mother, tataleh!" "And come right back home on the bus, schein kindaleh." "Your Mommy loves you a lot, my ketsaleh!" At the end of the school day the bus comes back and she runs to her son and hugs him. "So what did my pupaleh learn on his first day of school?" The boy answers, "I learned my name is David."
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What do you call 3 black guys sky diving? Air pollution.
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Q: What is a Jews biggest dilemma? A: Free Pork.
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Why are asprins white? Because they work!
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Q: Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas? A: So they'll have something to unwrap.
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Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.
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What did the black kid get for Christmas? YOUR BIKE!
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A zebra has wondered his whole life whether he was a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes. When he dies and goes to heaven he asks God the question "Am I a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes?" God responds, "You are what you are" The zebra goes to his friends and tells them what God had said and that he still doesn't know the answer to his question. One of his friends says, "Well, that means you are a white zebra with black stripes" The zebra asks him why and the friend says, "Because otherwise God would have said 'You is what you is'"
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What is a black persons's worst fear? Child Support.
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