What do a tornado and a black person have in common? It only takes one to ruin a good neighborhood.
What do you call a bunch of mexicans getting stoned? Baked beans.
Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV? A: His brother behind him with the VCR.
How many white cops does it take to push a black man down a flight of stairs? None. He fell.
What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman? The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.
Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
How do you know if you've walked into the wrong Chinese bookstore? It'll be called "Wong Fook Hing Book Store".
How are black people and wolves similar? They both fight in packs.
Once upon time, there were three friends playing on a beach. One kid's parents were good business people. The second kid lives in a good family where he is taught to respect his elders. The third kid was a poor redneck with an abusive father. Anyways, they were playing on the beach when a helicopter crashed down into the water. They saw a man drowning and all raced to save him. As they pulled the man to shore they realized it was Obama. The president then said, "Thank you kids for saving me! I'll give you each one wish!" The first kid said he wanted a helicopter. The second kid wished for some money. And the redneck asked for a wheel chair. Obama, concerned, asked why the poor boy wouldn't want some money for his family. The kid replied, "Cause when pap finds out what I've done, I ain't gonna be walking for a pretty long time."
Q: Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? A: Neither have they...