Q: Why should you be more afraid of a white guy in jail than a black guy?
A: You know the white guy actually committed the crime.
What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman?
The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.
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Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV?
A: His brother behind him with the VCR.
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Q: What do you do when your computer gets wet?
A: Put it in a bowl of rice, an Asian will show up and they will fix it.
How many white cops does it take to push a black man down a flight of stairs?
None. He fell.
What's a mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross country.
So this guy walks in to a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
The bartender asks dude where did you get that.
And the parrot answers in Africa theres millions of them.
I was going to tell a chinese joke, but it's just wong.
What do you call a nigger with no arms, and no legs?
Trustworthy.
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A zebra has wondered his whole life whether he was a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes.
When he dies and goes to heaven he asks God the question "Am I a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes?"
God responds, "You are what you are"
The zebra goes to his friends and tells them what God had said and that he still doesn't know the answer to his question.
One of his friends says, "Well, that means you are a white zebra with black stripes"
The zebra asks him why and the friend says, "Because otherwise God would have said 'You is what you is'"