The best racist jokes

Q: Why should you be more afraid of a white guy in jail than a black guy? A: You know the white guy actually committed the crime.
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has 66.51 % from 242 votes. More jokes about: prison, racist
What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman? The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.
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has 66.51 % from 354 votes. More jokes about: black people, geography, racist, women
Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV? A: His brother behind him with the VCR.
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has 66.25 % from 480 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What do you do when your computer gets wet? A: Put it in a bowl of rice, an Asian will show up and they will fix it.
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has 66.25 % from 433 votes. More jokes about: asian, computer, racist
How many white cops does it take to push a black man down a flight of stairs? None. He fell.
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has 66.24 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: cop, racist
What's a mexicans' favorite sport? Cross country.
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has 66.11 % from 293 votes. More jokes about: racist, sport
So this guy walks in to a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks dude where did you get that. And the parrot answers in Africa theres millions of them.
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has 65.94 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: racist
I was going to tell a chinese joke, but it's just wong.
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has 65.91 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: racist
What do you call a nigger with no arms, and no legs? Trustworthy.
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has 65.66 % from 182 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
A zebra has wondered his whole life whether he was a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes. When he dies and goes to heaven he asks God the question "Am I a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes?" God responds, "You are what you are" The zebra goes to his friends and tells them what God had said and that he still doesn't know the answer to his question. One of his friends says, "Well, that means you are a white zebra with black stripes" The zebra asks him why and the friend says, "Because otherwise God would have said 'You is what you is'"
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has 65.63 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: animal, god, life, racist
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