The best racist jokes

Whats faster than a black person stealing your car? Him driving away in it.
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I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.
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What do you call 3 black guys sky diving? Air pollution.
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Q: What do you call a white guy with 5 black friends? A: Coach!
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So this guy walks in to a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks dude where did you get that. And the parrot answers in Africa theres millions of them.
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Why do mexicans walk around the school like they own the place? Cause there dad built it and there mom cleans it at night.
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Q: How does every black joke start? A: With the white guy looking over his shoulder.
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If the world population was made into a sweater, where would the black people be put? In the hood!
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How can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer? It's not there...
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How are black people and wolves similar? They both fight in packs.
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