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What do you call a bunch of mexicans getting stoned? Baked beans.
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has 64.30 % from 190 votes. More jokes about: racist
An American was hopelessly lost in the Highlands and wandered about for nearly a week. Finally, on the seventh day he met a kilted inhabitant. "Thank heaven I’ve met someone," he cried. "I’ve been lost for the last week." "Is there a reward out for you?" asked the Scotsman. "No," said the American. "Then I’m afraid you’re still lost," was the reply.
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has 64.28 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: racist
Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
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has 64.09 % from 225 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, kids, racist
Q: Why should you be more afraid of a white guy in jail than a black guy? A: You know the white guy actually committed the crime.
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has 64.00 % from 290 votes. More jokes about: prison, racist
How many white cops does it take to push a black man down a flight of stairs? None. He fell.
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has 63.75 % from 175 votes. More jokes about: cop, racist
I'm not racist, my shadow is black.
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has 63.71 % from 567 votes. More jokes about: racist
Yesterday, I failed my biology exam. The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells." Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.
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has 63.43 % from 465 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, school
How do you tell when time is reversing? When a Jew drops a coin on the ground.
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has 63.38 % from 314 votes. More jokes about: jewish, money, racist
Life is like a box of chocolates: A lot of people can't stand the dark ones.
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has 63.32 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: food, life, racist
How did the black guy escape from jail? He unscrewed the light bulbs.
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has 63.29 % from 397 votes. More jokes about: black people, light bulb, prison, racist
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