What do you call a mexican rolling in sand?
A churro.
A Jewish man is walking on the beach when he discovers a bottle containing genie.
He rubs it and a genie comes out, promises to grant him one wish.
He says, "Peace in the Middle east, that's my wish."
The genie looks concerned, then says "No, I'm sorry, that's just not possible.
Some things just can't be changed.
Do you have another wish?"
The guys says 'Well...for my whole life I've never receievd oral sex from my wife.
That would be my wish."
The genie pauses for another moment and then says "How would you define peace?"
A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car.
Who's driving?
A cop!
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I was going to tell a chinese joke, but it's just wong.
What do you call a pool filled with Black People?
Coco Puffs.
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Q: How do Asians get their name?
A: They throw a pan down the hall and listen to the noise.
Example: Dong Ching Lau.
How do you hide a nigger in a coal shed?
Kick his teeth in.
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What do you get when you cross a brassiere with Texas?
Playtex.
Q: What do you call a group of black people.
A: An auction.
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God made everyone different he got tired when he made china.