The best racist jokes

How do you hide a nigger in a coal shed? Kick his teeth in.
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has 59.78 % from 146 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: Whats the difference between a black person and an apple? A: The apple falls from the tree.
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has 59.50 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
A Jewish man is walking on the beach when he discovers a bottle containing genie. He rubs it and a genie comes out, promises to grant him one wish. He says, "Peace in the Middle east, that's my wish." The genie looks concerned, then says "No, I'm sorry, that's just not possible. Some things just can't be changed. Do you have another wish?" The guys says 'Well...for my whole life I've never receievd oral sex from my wife. That would be my wish." The genie pauses for another moment and then says "How would you define peace?"
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has 59.45 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: racist
A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!
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has 59.22 % from 1060 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, cop, racist
What do you call a mexican rolling in sand? A churro.
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has 59.04 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Q: How do Asians get their name? A: They throw a pan down the hall and listen to the noise. Example: Dong Ching Lau.
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has 58.73 % from 267 votes. More jokes about: asian, baby, racist
God made everyone different he got tired when he made china.
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has 58.72 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem in less than 48 hours? A: Put Janet Reno in charge.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: racist, time
Q: What do men and garbage bags have in common? A: Black are bigger than white.
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has 58.39 % from 234 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, insulting, racist, white people
What do a tornado and a black person have in common? It only takes one to ruin a good neighborhood.
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has 58.37 % from 172 votes. More jokes about: racist
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