The best racist jokes

When a white person delivers an asian baby. White person: "Congratulations he looks like your husband... mom... cousin... uncle... neighbor..."
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has 61.09 % from 262 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist, white people
Black Jesus turns water into Kool-Aid.
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has 60.97 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: What travels at 200km's a hour? A: A Mexican hearing a dollar drop to the ground.
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has 60.93 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: money, racist, travel
Whats faster than a black person stealing your car? Him driving away in it.
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has 60.93 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: racist
Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had locomotives.
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has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: What do you call a guy with his hand up a Camel's arse? A: An Arab mechanic.
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has 60.42 % from 165 votes. More jokes about: animal, mechanic, racist
Why shouldn't white people go swimming? Because crackers get soggy when wet.
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has 60.28 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: racist
I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.
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has 60.10 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
A gypsy man buys land next to the house of a doctor. He hires an engineer and then gets him build an identical house. When he finished the house, the gypsy man comes to the balcony and shouts the doctor. "Doctor – Doctor!" "What is you gypsy eh?" The doctor says. "Well, maybe you don’t like me but we are the same because we have the same house!" "No way, the doctor says, because we do not have the same furniture..." the gypsy man angry as he is, oders the same furniture and he comes to the balcony again. "Doctor – Doctor! We have the same house, the same furniture, we are the same ourselves!" "What are you saying you stupid gypsy do we have the same car?" the doctor says. and shows at his luxurious MERCEDES in the garage. Angrier the gypsy man gets loans and buy an identical MERCEDES and goes back to the balcony. "Doctor – Doctor!" "What do you want again eh?" doctor says "I am “better” than you!" "Why is that eh?" doctor says. "We own the same house, furniture and same car, right?" The gypsy says. "I agree, but do these make you better than me?" the doctor says. "Because I have a neighbor doctor, and you have a neighbor Gypsy!Ha!"
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has 60.01 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: car, doctor, racist
A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!
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has 59.95 % from 992 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, cop, racist
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