When a white person delivers an asian baby. White person: "Congratulations he looks like your husband... mom... cousin... uncle... neighbor..."
Black Jesus turns water into Kool-Aid.
Q: What travels at 200km's a hour? A: A Mexican hearing a dollar drop to the ground.
Whats faster than a black person stealing your car? Him driving away in it.
Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had locomotives.
Q: What do you call a guy with his hand up a Camel's arse? A: An Arab mechanic.
Why shouldn't white people go swimming? Because crackers get soggy when wet.
I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.
A gypsy man buys land next to the house of a doctor. He hires an engineer and then gets him build an identical house. When he finished the house, the gypsy man comes to the balcony and shouts the doctor. "Doctor – Doctor!" "What is you gypsy eh?" The doctor says. "Well, maybe you don’t like me but we are the same because we have the same house!" "No way, the doctor says, because we do not have the same furniture..." the gypsy man angry as he is, oders the same furniture and he comes to the balcony again. "Doctor – Doctor! We have the same house, the same furniture, we are the same ourselves!" "What are you saying you stupid gypsy do we have the same car?" the doctor says. and shows at his luxurious MERCEDES in the garage. Angrier the gypsy man gets loans and buy an identical MERCEDES and goes back to the balcony. "Doctor – Doctor!" "What do you want again eh?" doctor says "I am “better” than you!" "Why is that eh?" doctor says. "We own the same house, furniture and same car, right?" The gypsy says. "I agree, but do these make you better than me?" the doctor says. "Because I have a neighbor doctor, and you have a neighbor Gypsy!Ha!"
A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!