When a white person delivers an asian baby.
White person: "Congratulations he looks like your husband... mom... cousin... uncle... neighbor..."
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Q: What do you call a guy with his hand up a Camel's arse?
A: An Arab mechanic.
Why shouldn't white people go swimming?
Because crackers get soggy when wet.
There were three guys in Hell - Iranian, American, and a Chinese man.
They asked Satan to let them call their family.
The American called and talked for 10 minutes.
He payed $1,000.
The Chinaman called and talked for 15 minutes.
He payed $2,000.
The Iranian talked for an hour and only paid $10.
The other men complained and Satan responded, "A call from Hell to Hell is local.
I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.
Vote:
Q: What travels at 200km's a hour?
A: A Mexican hearing a dollar drop to the ground.
Black Jesus turns water into Kool-Aid.
Whats faster than a black person stealing your car?
Him driving away in it.
A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car.
Who's driving?
A cop!
Vote:
Why don't you play uno with Mexicans?
They steal all the green cards