The best racist jokes

Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews have 10 fingers.
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has 62.22 % from 156 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, racist
Q: What travels at 200km's a hour? A: A Mexican hearing a dollar drop to the ground.
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has 62.13 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: money, racist, travel
Q: What happens when four mexican guys are standing in quick sand? A: Quatro Sinko.
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has 62.10 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Q: What did the little black boy say as he was sliding down a zebra? A: Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't...
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has 62.10 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids, racist
How do you know when an Asian has been in your house? Your computer is updated, your math homework is finished, there's a Vietnamese whore in your bathtub with a violin up her ass (thanks to a horny Chen Li), a dog in your microwave, and the bastard is still trying to pull out of your driveway!
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has 61.96 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: racist
A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds. It goes ching chong wu. So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound. Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river. The black guy ask was that noise. The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative. See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun. The black guy says let me try. He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.
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has 61.96 % from 327 votes. More jokes about: animal, asian, black people, racist
Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards
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has 61.93 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: racist
Black Jesus turns water into Kool-Aid.
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has 61.91 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: racist
What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt? "Help I'm not break dancing"
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has 61.91 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: black people, music, racist
Sheniqua was excited about her upcoming birthday. She told her mother that uncle Leroy was going to take her to Florida for her birthday. Her mother asked Leroy if this was true. Leroy said "No. I told her when she turned seventeen I was goin to tampa with her."
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has 61.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: racist
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