The best racist jokes

If you give three liberals a light bulb what would happen? The first one would say its causing global warming. The second one would say its racist. The third one would say its not a light bulb unless Obama says let there be light.
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has 62.35 % from 142 votes. More jokes about: democrat, light bulb, political, racist
What does a British potato say when it thinks something is wonderful? It's mashing!
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: food, life, racist
Q: What travels at 200km's a hour? A: A Mexican hearing a dollar drop to the ground.
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has 62.13 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: money, racist, travel
Q: What did the little black boy say as he was sliding down a zebra? A: Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't...
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has 62.10 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids, racist
Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews have 10 fingers.
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has 62.02 % from 158 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, racist
How do you know when an Asian has been in your house? Your computer is updated, your math homework is finished, there's a Vietnamese whore in your bathtub with a violin up her ass (thanks to a horny Chen Li), a dog in your microwave, and the bastard is still trying to pull out of your driveway!
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has 61.96 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: racist
Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards
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has 61.93 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: racist
Black Jesus turns water into Kool-Aid.
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has 61.91 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: racist
A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds. It goes ching chong wu. So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound. Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river. The black guy ask was that noise. The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative. See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun. The black guy says let me try. He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.
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has 61.87 % from 329 votes. More jokes about: animal, asian, black people, racist
When a white person delivers an asian baby. White person: "Congratulations he looks like your husband... mom... cousin... uncle... neighbor..."
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has 61.31 % from 247 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist, white people
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