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Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards
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Life is like a box of chocolates: A lot of people can't stand the dark ones.
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Why is life like a box of fruit? Because when they go bad, they go black!
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How do you know if you've walked into the wrong Chinese bookstore? It'll be called "Wong Fook Hing Book Store".
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Did you hear the NFL is changing the color off the football to green? Yeah, you ever hear of a black person droping a watermelon?
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Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey. Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing. He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey. After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it." "Why?" asked the lady. He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."
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Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine? A: They both don't work and always take your money.
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Q: What's long and black and smells like shit? A: The welfare line.
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I'm not racist, my shadow is black.
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Why did the nigger walks into a bar? The cell door was still locked.
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