When a white person delivers an asian baby. White person: "Congratulations he looks like your husband... mom... cousin... uncle... neighbor..."
Q: What do you call a guy with his hand up a Camel's arse? A: An Arab mechanic.
Why shouldn't white people go swimming? Because crackers get soggy when wet.
There were three guys in Hell - Iranian, American, and a Chinese man. They asked Satan to let them call their family. The American called and talked for 10 minutes. He payed $1,000. The Chinaman called and talked for 15 minutes. He payed $2,000. The Iranian talked for an hour and only paid $10. The other men complained and Satan responded, "A call from Hell to Hell is local.
I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.
Q: What travels at 200km's a hour? A: A Mexican hearing a dollar drop to the ground.
Black Jesus turns water into Kool-Aid.
Whats faster than a black person stealing your car? Him driving away in it.
A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!
Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards