What do you call a pool filled with Black People?
Coco Puffs.
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Q: Whats the difference between a black person and an apple?
A: The apple falls from the tree.
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A Jewish man is walking on the beach when he discovers a bottle containing genie.
He rubs it and a genie comes out, promises to grant him one wish.
He says, "Peace in the Middle east, that's my wish."
The genie looks concerned, then says "No, I'm sorry, that's just not possible.
Some things just can't be changed.
Do you have another wish?"
The guys says 'Well...for my whole life I've never receievd oral sex from my wife.
That would be my wish."
The genie pauses for another moment and then says "How would you define peace?"
What do you call a mexican rolling in sand?
A churro.
A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car.
Who's driving?
A cop!
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Q: How do Asians get their name?
A: They throw a pan down the hall and listen to the noise.
Example: Dong Ching Lau.
God made everyone different he got tired when he made china.
Q: What's the difference between racist jokes and kids with cancer?
A: They never get old.
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What do a tornado and a black person have in common?
It only takes one to ruin a good neighborhood.
Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem in less than 48 hours?
A: Put Janet Reno in charge.