The best racist jokes

Q: How do Asians get their name? A: They throw a pan down the hall and listen to the noise. Example: Dong Ching Lau.
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has 62.02 % from 232 votes. More jokes about: asian, baby, racist
How do you get a Mexican chick to blow you? You decorate your wiener with leaves. Trust me, Mexicans love blowing leaves.
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has 61.95 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
When a white person delivers an asian baby. White person: "Congratulations he looks like your husband... mom... cousin... uncle... neighbor..."
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has 61.67 % from 255 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist, white people
A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds. It goes ching chong wu. So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound. Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river. The black guy ask was that noise. The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative. See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun. The black guy says let me try. He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.
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has 61.31 % from 346 votes. More jokes about: animal, asian, black people, racist
What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt? "Help I'm not break dancing"
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has 61.01 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: black people, music, racist
Which traffic sign allows you to make a U-turn on a highway in Finland? You are approaching the Russian border.
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: racist
An American was hopelessly lost in the Highlands and wandered about for nearly a week. Finally, on the seventh day he met a kilted inhabitant. "Thank heaven I’ve met someone," he cried. "I’ve been lost for the last week." "Is there a reward out for you?" asked the Scotsman. "No," said the American. "Then I’m afraid you’re still lost," was the reply.
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has 60.69 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: What do you call a guy with his hand up a Camel's arse? A: An Arab mechanic.
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has 60.42 % from 165 votes. More jokes about: animal, mechanic, racist
Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards
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has 60.22 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: racist
A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!
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has 60.12 % from 986 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, cop, racist
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