The best racist jokes

When terrorists feed their children, do they use the airplane method of "open wide" while making airplane noises? Or do they just smash it into their faces?
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A fish is to water as Mexican is to lawn mower.
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How does a girl from Harlem practice safe sex? She locks the car doors.
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Why do black people only have nightmares? We killed the only one with a dream.
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Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower. The other 2% have never been to prison.
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Why is life like a box of fruit? Because when they go bad, they go black!
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If you give three liberals a light bulb what would happen? The first one would say its causing global warming. The second one would say its racist. The third one would say its not a light bulb unless Obama says let there be light.
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Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine? A: They both don't work and always take your money.
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100 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 1,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 10,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 1,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 100,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 1,000,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. All of the black people on the moon. Problem solved.
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Why are niggers afraid of chainsaws? Because when you turn on a chainsaw it says "Run nigga nigga nigga Run nigga nigga nigga"
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