The best racist jokes

When a white person delivers an asian baby. White person: "Congratulations he looks like your husband... mom... cousin... uncle... neighbor..."
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has 61.13 % from 265 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist, white people
Q: What do you call a guy with his hand up a Camel's arse? A: An Arab mechanic.
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has 61.09 % from 168 votes. More jokes about: animal, mechanic, racist
Why shouldn't white people go swimming? Because crackers get soggy when wet.
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has 60.84 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: racist
There were three guys in Hell - Iranian, American, and a Chinese man. They asked Satan to let them call their family. The American called and talked for 10 minutes. He payed $1,000. The Chinaman called and talked for 15 minutes. He payed $2,000. The Iranian talked for an hour and only paid $10. The other men complained and Satan responded, "A call from Hell to Hell is local.
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has 60.48 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: racist
I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.
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has 60.48 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What travels at 200km's a hour? A: A Mexican hearing a dollar drop to the ground.
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has 60.35 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: money, racist, travel
Black Jesus turns water into Kool-Aid.
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has 60.06 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: racist
Whats faster than a black person stealing your car? Him driving away in it.
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has 59.97 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: racist
A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!
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has 59.90 % from 996 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, cop, racist
Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards
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has 59.85 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: racist
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