What did Zimbabweans have before candles?
Electricity.
Q: How do Asians get their name?
A: They throw a pan down the hall and listen to the noise.
Example: Dong Ching Lau.
A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car.
Who's driving?
A cop!
Vote:
I was going to tell a chinese joke, but it's just wong.
What do you call a mexican rolling in sand?
A churro.
What do you call a pool filled with Black People?
Coco Puffs.
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How do you hide a nigger in a coal shed?
Kick his teeth in.
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What do you get when you cross a brassiere with Texas?
Playtex.
Q: What do you call a group of black people.
A: An auction.
Vote:
God made everyone different he got tired when he made china.