The best racist jokes

Q: Why did the Republican cross the road? A: There was a black guy on the first side.
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has 59.31 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, racist, republican
When a white person delivers an asian baby. White person: "Congratulations he looks like your husband... mom... cousin... uncle... neighbor..."
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has 59.27 % from 176 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist, white people
What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down the hill? A mudslide.
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has 59.12 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Snow. One of the rare times the phrase "8 - 12 inches" is associated with something white.
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has 58.98 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: racist
What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions? Crime fighter.
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has 58.93 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, racist, women
God made everyone different he got tired when he made china.
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has 58.77 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: racist
How do you find the population of a Mexican village? Roll a quarter down the street.r
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has 58.77 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: mexican, money, racist
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a trampoline? A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
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has 58.58 % from 152 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Gods walking around heaven taking a stroll and sees a little black baby all sad and depressed sitting on a curb, God asks him whats wrong the black boy says i wanna be a angel, so God snaps his fingers and the boy gets wings he is all excited, and he says am i an angel? God says NO NIGGA YOU A BAT!
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has 58.58 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: racist
A large cruise ship strikes an iceberg and slowly begins to sink. The captain declares he is going to need to remove some weight from the boat or it will surely sink. He says to be fair, and not discriminate, we will have to call out people in alphabetical order to jump off the ship. Everyone agrees this is the only fair way. The captain then declares "All African Americans, jump overboard!" A niglet tells his dad"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet" The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all black people to jump overboard." The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet" The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we still haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all colored people to jump overboard." The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "I said shut up son, we be niggers today!"
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has 58.54 % from 322 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
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