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A fish is to water as Mexican is to lawn mower.
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has 53.12 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: What do you call a baby Mexican? A: A paragraph because he's too short to be an essay!
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has 53.12 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: communication, mexican, racist
How do you know when an Asian has been in your house? Your computer is updated, your math homework is finished, there's a Vietnamese whore in your bathtub with a violin up her ass (thanks to a horny Chen Li), a dog in your microwave, and the bastard is still trying to pull out of your driveway!
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has 53.07 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: racist
What do you do if you see your TV floating? Say " DROP IT NIGGA". What do you do if you see you refridgerator floating? Run because that is one hell of a big black guy!
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has 52.97 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, technology
A white man walks into a bar and says to a bartender "Hey nigger. Gimme a beer". The bartender says "Don't say that to me. What happened if I said something like that to you?". "The white man says "I don't know lets find out". They switch places. The black comes in and said "Hey honkey, gimme a f*ckin' beer". The white man says "Sorry. We don't serve niggers"
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has 52.96 % from 376 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, beer, racist, white people
Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine? A: They both don't work and always take your money.
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has 52.95 % from 167 votes. More jokes about: black people, money, racist, work
Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe. Chuck said, "I don't like the juice." Hitler heard him wrong.
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has 52.76 % from 207 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, Hitler, racist
Where's the safest place to be when a bunch of white guys are playing basketball? Under the Hoop
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has 52.76 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: racist, sport
What do you call a black guy in a coffin? A box of chocolate.
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has 52.76 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: racist
What happens to black people after they die? Nigger Mortis.
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has 52.76 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, racist
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