The best racist jokes

An American was hopelessly lost in the Highlands and wandered about for nearly a week. Finally, on the seventh day he met a kilted inhabitant. "Thank heaven I’ve met someone," he cried. "I’ve been lost for the last week." "Is there a reward out for you?" asked the Scotsman. "No," said the American. "Then I’m afraid you’re still lost," was the reply.
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: racist
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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has 59.46 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: black people, Chuck Norris, racist, white people
There were three guys in Hell - Iranian, American, and a Chinese man. They asked Satan to let them call their family. The American called and talked for 10 minutes. He payed $1,000. The Chinaman called and talked for 15 minutes. He payed $2,000. The Iranian talked for an hour and only paid $10. The other men complained and Satan responded, "A call from Hell to Hell is local.
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has 59.45 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: racist
When a white person delivers an asian baby. White person: "Congratulations he looks like your husband... mom... cousin... uncle... neighbor..."
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has 59.42 % from 190 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist, white people
Q: What do you call an Asian family tree? A: A rice bush.
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has 59.35 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: asian, family, food, life, racist
Q: How do you know Noah was a White man? A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
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has 59.23 % from 562 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, food, racist, white people
What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down the hill? A mudslide.
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has 59.12 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Snow. One of the rare times the phrase "8 - 12 inches" is associated with something white.
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has 58.98 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: How do you kill 1000 Jews at once? A: Throw a dollar off a cliff.
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has 58.98 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, jewish, money, racist
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a trampoline? A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
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has 58.83 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
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