Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower. The other 2% have never been to prison.
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? Zero.
What is a black persons's worst fear? Child Support.
There are four people from different counties on the Empire State Building. One is Japanese, one is French, one is Mexican, and one is American. They all want to throw something off the building that they have a lot of in their country. The Japanese guy goes first. He throws off sushi. There is a lot of sushi in my country. Next is the French guy. He throws off a condom. There is too much love in my country. Next is the Mexican. He throws off a taco. There is too much taco in my country. Next goes the American. He looks around him and picks the Mexican up and throws him of the building and says: There are too much Mexicans in my country.
Q: What does the BFI on the dumpsters stand for? A: Black Family Inside.
Q: Two men are in a car. One of them is a Mexican while the other is black. Who is driving the car? A: The cops.
Black man says to siri: "Take me home" Siri replies: "Taking you the quickest route to jail."
Q: What's the difference between white jews and black jews? A: Black jews sit at the back of the oven
Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe. Chuck said, "I don't like the juice." Hitler heard him wrong.
Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."