A fish is to water as Mexican is to lawn mower.
Q: What do you call a baby Mexican? A: A paragraph because he's too short to be an essay!
How do you know when an Asian has been in your house? Your computer is updated, your math homework is finished, there's a Vietnamese whore in your bathtub with a violin up her ass (thanks to a horny Chen Li), a dog in your microwave, and the bastard is still trying to pull out of your driveway!
What do you do if you see your TV floating? Say " DROP IT NIGGA". What do you do if you see you refridgerator floating? Run because that is one hell of a big black guy!
A white man walks into a bar and says to a bartender "Hey nigger. Gimme a beer". The bartender says "Don't say that to me. What happened if I said something like that to you?". "The white man says "I don't know lets find out". They switch places. The black comes in and said "Hey honkey, gimme a f*ckin' beer". The white man says "Sorry. We don't serve niggers"
Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine? A: They both don't work and always take your money.
Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe. Chuck said, "I don't like the juice." Hitler heard him wrong.
Where's the safest place to be when a bunch of white guys are playing basketball? Under the Hoop
What do you call a black guy in a coffin? A box of chocolate.
What happens to black people after they die? Nigger Mortis.