A fish is to water as Mexican is to lawn mower.
Q: What do you call a baby Mexican?
A: A paragraph because he's too short to be an essay!
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How do you know when an Asian has been in your house?
Your computer is updated, your math homework is finished, there's a Vietnamese whore in your bathtub with a violin up her ass (thanks to a horny Chen Li), a dog in your microwave, and the bastard is still trying to pull out of your driveway!
What do you do if you see your TV floating?
Say " DROP IT NIGGA".
What do you do if you see you refridgerator floating?
Run because that is one hell of a big black guy!
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A white man walks into a bar and says to a bartender "Hey nigger. Gimme a beer".
The bartender says "Don't say that to me. What happened if I said something like that to you?".
"The white man says "I don't know lets find out".
They switch places.
The black comes in and said "Hey honkey, gimme a f*ckin' beer".
The white man says "Sorry. We don't serve niggers"
Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine?
A: They both don't work and always take your money.
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Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe.
Chuck said, "I don't like the juice."
Hitler heard him wrong.
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Where's the safest place to be when a bunch of white guys are playing basketball?
Under the Hoop
What do you call a black guy in a coffin?
A box of chocolate.
What happens to black people after they die?
Nigger Mortis.
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