Q: Why do Mexicans have such small steering wheels in their car?
A: So they can drive with handcuffs on.
If I had a dollar every time I made a racist joke a nigger would rob me.
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Whats the only thing darker than a black man?
His Future.
Q: What travels at 200km's a hour?
A: A Mexican hearing a dollar drop to the ground.
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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How do Chinese people name their kids?
Throw a spoon down the stairs.
CHING CHANG CHONG TING.
Q: What do u call an Asian grocery store?
A: A pound
Why do pill bottles have cotton buds in the top of them?
To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship.
The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need."
The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
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Why don't you play uno with Mexicans?
They steal all the green cards