An American was hopelessly lost in the Highlands and wandered about for nearly a week.
Finally, on the seventh day he met a kilted inhabitant.
"Thank heaven I’ve met someone," he cried. "I’ve been lost for the last week."
"Is there a reward out for you?" asked the Scotsman.
"No," said the American.
"Then I’m afraid you’re still lost," was the reply.
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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There were three guys in Hell - Iranian, American, and a Chinese man.
They asked Satan to let them call their family.
The American called and talked for 10 minutes.
He payed $1,000.
The Chinaman called and talked for 15 minutes.
He payed $2,000.
The Iranian talked for an hour and only paid $10.
The other men complained and Satan responded, "A call from Hell to Hell is local.
When a white person delivers an asian baby.
White person: "Congratulations he looks like your husband... mom... cousin... uncle... neighbor..."
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Q: What do you call an Asian family tree?
A: A rice bush.
Q: How do you know Noah was a White man?
A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
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What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down the hill?
A mudslide.
Snow.
One of the rare times the phrase "8 - 12 inches" is associated with something white.
Q: How do you kill 1000 Jews at once?
A: Throw a dollar off a cliff.
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a trampoline?
A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
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