Whats the only thing darker than a black man?
His Future.
Where's the safest place to be when a bunch of white guys are playing basketball?
Under the Hoop
Q: What travels at 200km's a hour?
A: A Mexican hearing a dollar drop to the ground.
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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How do Chinese people name their kids?
Throw a spoon down the stairs.
CHING CHANG CHONG TING.
If I had a dollar every time I made a racist joke a nigger would rob me.
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Why do pill bottles have cotton buds in the top of them?
To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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Why don't you play uno with Mexicans?
They steal all the green cards
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man?
Batman can go to the store without robin.
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Q: What do u call an Asian grocery store?
A: A pound