Q: How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican? A: Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges.
There is a 3 story apartment building with 1 apartment on each floor. A white family lives on the top floor. A mexican family lives on the second floor. A nigger family lives on the botom floor. At 2:00 PM in the afternoon a terrrible tornado hits the building, totally destroying it. Which family lived? The White family, because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.
Q: What's the best thing about a blowjob from an Ethiopian? A: You know they'll swallow.
I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.
How to tell who is Jewish in your class, drop a penny and see who gets their first.
How do you tell if a black girls pregnant? Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.
Q: "What do you call a Muslim shrink? A: A terrorpist."
American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large supply of garbage from his recent stay at an apartment. After a long search, he just couldn't find any place to discard of it. So, he just went down one of the side streets to dump it there. Yet, he was stopped by a Moscow police officer, who said, "Hey you, what are you doing?" "I have to throw this away," replied the tourist. "You can't throw it away here. Look, follow me," the policeman offered. The police officer led him to a beautiful garden with lots of grass, pretty flowers, and manicured hedges. "Here," said the cop, "dump all the garbage you want." The American shrugs, opens up the large bags of garbage, and dumps them right on the flowers. "Thanks for giving me a place to dump this stuff. This is very nice of you. Is this Russian courtesy?" asked the tourist. "No. This is the American Embassy."
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a trampoline? A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
What did Zimbabweans have before candles? Electricity.