There are four people from different counties on the Empire State Building. One is Japanese, one is French, one is Mexican, and one is American.
They all want to throw something off the building that they have a lot of in their country.
The Japanese guy goes first. He throws off sushi.
There is a lot of sushi in my country.
Next is the French guy. He throws off a condom.
There is too much love in my country.
Next is the Mexican. He throws off a taco.
There is too much taco in my country.
Next goes the American. He looks around him and picks the Mexican up and throws him of the building and says:
There are too much Mexicans in my country.
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Why do pill bottles have cotton buds in the top of them?
To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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Where's the safest place to be when a bunch of white guys are playing basketball?
Under the Hoop
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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How do Chinese people name their kids?
Throw a spoon down the stairs.
CHING CHANG CHONG TING.
Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine?
A: They both don't work and always take your money.
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Whats the only thing darker than a black man?
His Future.
Q: What do u call an Asian grocery store?
A: A pound
Why don't you play uno with Mexicans?
They steal all the green cards
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man?
Batman can go to the store without robin.
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