I just saw a mexjcan guy walking down the street with a tv and I thought " wow, that looks just like mine." But I knew mine was at home shining my shoes.
What is a black persons's worst fear? Child Support.
Q: Why did the Republican cross the road? A: There was a black guy on the first side.
How many Mexicans does it take to knock out paquiao? Only Juan.
Why did Rosa Parks die? She refused to go to the back of the ambulance!
How do Chinese people name their kids? Throw a spoon down the stairs. CHING CHANG CHONG TING.
Q: How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle? A: 54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.
There are 4 guys in a car, 1 from Iowa,1 from Wisconsin, 1 from Florida, and 1 from Illinois. The guy from Florida says "I’m tired of seeing oranges everyday" so he throws some oranges out the window. So then the guy from Iowa says "I’m tired of seeing Corn everyday" so he throws some corn out the window. The guy from Wisconsin is very inspired so he opens the door and pushs the guy from Illinois out of the car!
Whats the only thing darker than a black man? His Future.
Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem in less than 48 hours? A: Put Janet Reno in charge.