Why do Mexicans cross the border in pairs?
Because it says "No Tres-Passing"
Why are niggers like sperm?
Only 1 in a Million actually works .
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Q: Why did the Republican cross the road?
A: There was a black guy on the first side.
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How many Mexicans does it take to knock out paquiao?
Only Juan.
Q: Do you know why so many blacks were killed in Vietnam?
A: Because every time the seargeant said: "Get down!" they stood up and started dancing.
What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down the hill?
A mudslide.
What do you do if you see your TV floating?
Say " DROP IT NIGGA".
What do you do if you see you refridgerator floating?
Run because that is one hell of a big black guy!
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Why did Rosa Parks die?
She refused to go to the back of the ambulance!
Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem in less than 48 hours?
A: Put Janet Reno in charge.
A white man walks into a bar and says to a bartender "Hey nigger. Gimme a beer".
The bartender says "Don't say that to me. What happened if I said something like that to you?".
"The white man says "I don't know lets find out".
They switch places.
The black comes in and said "Hey honkey, gimme a f*ckin' beer".
The white man says "Sorry. We don't serve niggers"