The best racist jokes

Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."
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has 52.64 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: black people, game, racist
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works .
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has 52.63 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, work
Why do Mexicans cross the border in pairs? Because it says "No Tres-Passing"
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has 52.63 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: racist
How many Mexicans does it take to knock out paquiao? Only Juan.
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has 52.41 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: Do you know why so many blacks were killed in Vietnam? A: Because every time the seargeant said: "Get down!" they stood up and started dancing.
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has 52.14 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: racist
What do you do if you see your TV floating? Say " DROP IT NIGGA". What do you do if you see you refridgerator floating? Run because that is one hell of a big black guy!
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has 52.05 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, technology
Why did Rosa Parks die? She refused to go to the back of the ambulance!
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has 52.05 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem in less than 48 hours? A: Put Janet Reno in charge.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: racist, time
Three guys are on a plane, ones black, ones white, and ones Mexican. The pilot says: "there's to much weight you all need to throw something off the plane." The black guy throws his Jordan's and says: "we have to many of these in our country" The Mexican throws off his lawn mower and says: "we have to many of these in our country". The white guys throws the Mexican and says: "we have to many of these in our country"
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has 51.58 % from 217 votes. More jokes about: airplane, mexican, racist, white people
What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down the hill? A mudslide.
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has 51.54 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
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