The best racist jokes

If I had a dollar every time I made a racist joke a nigger would rob me.
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has 50.17 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.
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has 50.17 % from 202 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, technology
Snow. One of the rare times the phrase "8 - 12 inches" is associated with something white.
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has 49.99 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: racist
So this guy walks in to a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks dude where did you get that. And the parrot answers in Africa theres millions of them.
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has 49.93 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: racist
Whats the only thing darker than a black man? His Future.
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has 49.80 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: racist
A fish is to water as Mexican is to lawn mower.
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has 49.80 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: racist
A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? "The cop!"
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has 49.69 % from 514 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, cop, racist
Q: What do u call an Asian grocery store? A: A pound
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has 49.68 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
Why do black people only have nightmares? We killed the only one with a dream.
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has 49.56 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: racist
There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship. The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need." The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
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has 49.51 % from 195 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, mexican, racist, white people
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