Q: What did the little black boy say as he was sliding down a zebra? A: Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't...
The German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot. They not only expect one to know one’s gate parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747, call sign "Speedbird 206″: Speedbird 206: "Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 clear of active runway." Ground: "Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One-Seven." The BA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop. Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?" Speedbird 206: "Stand by, Ground, I’m looking up our gate location now." Ground (with quite arrogant impatience): "Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?" Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, twice in 1944 but I didn’t stop."
Gods walking around heaven taking a stroll and sees a little black baby all sad and depressed sitting on a curb, God asks him whats wrong the black boy says i wanna be a angel, so God snaps his fingers and the boy gets wings he is all excited, and he says am i an angel? God says NO NIGGA YOU A BAT!
Why do decent white folks shop at nigger yard sales? To get all their stuff back.
Q: What's the difference between a toilet and a Kardashian? A: Nothing! They both accept big brown stinky turds!
What do you call a black woman who got an abortion? A member of crimestoppers of america.
Q: How do you fit 60,000 Jews in a minivan? A: With a dustpan.
What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.
Why shouldn't white people go swimming? Because crackers get soggy when wet.
Q: Why did the Republican cross the road? A: There was a black guy on the first side.