Q: Whats different between a Mexican and a Pothole? A: We serve when we see potholes in the middle of the road.
What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
What does a Jew get when he walks into a wall with a boner? A broken nose.
Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.
Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just Juan.
What do Gary Glitter and Napalm have in common? Both can strip the clothes off a small Vietnamese child in under two seconds.
Q: What do you call the ashes of a white person in a jar? A: A jar of mayonnaise.
Q: What does the BFI on the dumpsters stand for? A: Black Family Inside.
There were three guys in Hell - Iranian, American, and a Chinese man. They asked Satan to let them call their family. The American called and talked for 10 minutes. He payed $1,000. The Chinaman called and talked for 15 minutes. He payed $2,000. The Iranian talked for an hour and only paid $10. The other men complained and Satan responded, "A call from Hell to Hell is local.
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works.