Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine?
A: They both don't work and always take your money.
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Q. How do you know if a Asian robbed your house?
A. Your HW is done , computer is upgraded, 2 hrs later lil f***er still tryin back off the driveway.
Q: What do you call a white person engulfed in flames?
A: A firecracker.
So this guy walks in to a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
The bartender asks dude where did you get that.
And the parrot answers in Africa theres millions of them.
There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship.
The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need."
The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
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Snow.
One of the rare times the phrase "8 - 12 inches" is associated with something white.
A fish is to water as Mexican is to lawn mower.
Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.
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Why do black people only have nightmares?
We killed the only one with a dream.
Q: What do you call a baby Mexican?
A: A paragraph because he's too short to be an essay!
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