Why don't you play uno with Mexicans?
They steal all the green cards
Why do pill bottles have cotton buds in the top of them?
To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine?
A: They both don't work and always take your money.
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Q: What do you call a white person engulfed in flames?
A: A firecracker.
Q: What do you call a baby Mexican?
A: A paragraph because he's too short to be an essay!
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Q. How do you know if a Asian robbed your house?
A. Your HW is done , computer is upgraded, 2 hrs later lil f***er still tryin back off the driveway.
A fish is to water as Mexican is to lawn mower.
Q: Why did the Republican cross the road?
A: There was a black guy on the first side.
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Why do black people only have nightmares?
We killed the only one with a dream.
What do you call a black guy that doesn't rape white women?
An inmate.
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