Why do pill bottles have cotton buds in the top of them?
To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine?
A: They both don't work and always take your money.
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Q: What do you call a white person engulfed in flames?
A: A firecracker.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
Throw a spoon down the stairs.
CHING CHANG CHONG TING.
Q. How do you know if a Asian robbed your house?
A. Your HW is done , computer is upgraded, 2 hrs later lil f***er still tryin back off the driveway.
Q: What do you call a baby Mexican?
A: A paragraph because he's too short to be an essay!
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A fish is to water as Mexican is to lawn mower.
Q: Why did the Republican cross the road?
A: There was a black guy on the first side.
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Why do black people only have nightmares?
We killed the only one with a dream.
What do you call a black guy that doesn't rape white women?
An inmate.
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