Q: What do you call a white person engulfed in flames?
A: A firecracker.
If I had a dollar every time I made a racist joke a nigger would rob me.
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Snow.
One of the rare times the phrase "8 - 12 inches" is associated with something white.
So this guy walks in to a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
The bartender asks dude where did you get that.
And the parrot answers in Africa theres millions of them.
Q. How do you know if a Asian robbed your house?
A. Your HW is done , computer is upgraded, 2 hrs later lil f***er still tryin back off the driveway.
Why do Mexicans cross the border in pairs?
Because it says "No Tres-Passing"
Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.
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What's the difference between Batman and a Black man?
Batman can go to the store without robin.
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A fish is to water as Mexican is to lawn mower.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
We killed the only one with a dream.