Q: Why do Mexicans have such small steering wheels in their car?
A: So they can drive with handcuffs on.
Why don't you play uno with Mexicans?
They steal all the green cards
Whats the only thing darker than a black man?
His Future.
Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.
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Q: What do u call an Asian grocery store?
A: A pound
So this guy walks in to a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
The bartender asks dude where did you get that.
And the parrot answers in Africa theres millions of them.
A fish is to water as Mexican is to lawn mower.
A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving?
"The cop!"
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Why do black people only have nightmares?
We killed the only one with a dream.
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man?
Batman can go to the store without robin.
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