If I had a dollar every time I made a racist joke a nigger would rob me.
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Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.
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Snow.
One of the rare times the phrase "8 - 12 inches" is associated with something white.
So this guy walks in to a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
The bartender asks dude where did you get that.
And the parrot answers in Africa theres millions of them.
Three guys are on a plane, ones black, ones white, and ones Mexican.
The pilot says: "there's to much weight you all need to throw something off the plane."
The black guy throws his Jordan's and says: "we have to many of these in our country"
The Mexican throws off his lawn mower and says: "we have to many of these in our country".
The white guys throws the Mexican and says: "we have to many of these in our country"
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A fish is to water as Mexican is to lawn mower.
A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving?
"The cop!"
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Q: What do u call an Asian grocery store?
A: A pound
Why do black people only have nightmares?
We killed the only one with a dream.
There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship.
The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need."
The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
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