The best racist jokes

Q: What do you call a white person engulfed in flames? A: A firecracker.
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has 50.76 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: racist
If I had a dollar every time I made a racist joke a nigger would rob me.
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has 50.61 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Snow. One of the rare times the phrase "8 - 12 inches" is associated with something white.
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has 50.51 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: racist
So this guy walks in to a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks dude where did you get that. And the parrot answers in Africa theres millions of them.
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has 50.46 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q. How do you know if a Asian robbed your house? A. Your HW is done , computer is upgraded, 2 hrs later lil f***er still tryin back off the driveway.
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has 50.41 % from 218 votes. More jokes about: asian, computer, racist, time
Why do Mexicans cross the border in pairs? Because it says "No Tres-Passing"
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has 50.40 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.
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has 50.40 % from 203 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, technology
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man? Batman can go to the store without robin.
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has 50.36 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: black people, celebrity, racist
A fish is to water as Mexican is to lawn mower.
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has 50.26 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: racist
Why do black people only have nightmares? We killed the only one with a dream.
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has 50.05 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: racist
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