The best racist jokes

Q: What did the little black boy say as he was sliding down a zebra? A: Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't...
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has 58.77 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids, racist
The German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot. They not only expect one to know one’s gate parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747, call sign "Speedbird 206″: Speedbird 206: "Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 clear of active runway." Ground: "Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One-Seven." The BA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop. Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?" Speedbird 206: "Stand by, Ground, I’m looking up our gate location now." Ground (with quite arrogant impatience): "Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?" Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, twice in 1944 but I didn’t stop."
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: racist
Gods walking around heaven taking a stroll and sees a little black baby all sad and depressed sitting on a curb, God asks him whats wrong the black boy says i wanna be a angel, so God snaps his fingers and the boy gets wings he is all excited, and he says am i an angel? God says NO NIGGA YOU A BAT!
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has 58.58 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: racist
Why do decent white folks shop at nigger yard sales? To get all their stuff back.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: What's the difference between a toilet and a Kardashian? A: Nothing! They both accept big brown stinky turds!
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
What do you call a black woman who got an abortion? A member of crimestoppers of america.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: How do you fit 60,000 Jews in a minivan? A: With a dustpan.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, morbid, racist
What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.
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has 58.43 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Why shouldn't white people go swimming? Because crackers get soggy when wet.
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has 58.35 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: Why did the Republican cross the road? A: There was a black guy on the first side.
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has 58.35 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, racist, republican
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