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An American was hopelessly lost in the Highlands and wandered about for nearly a week. Finally, on the seventh day he met a kilted inhabitant. "Thank heaven I’ve met someone," he cried. "I’ve been lost for the last week." "Is there a reward out for you?" asked the Scotsman. "No," said the American. "Then I’m afraid you’re still lost," was the reply.
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An Indian and an African walk into a bar... Just jokin'. It's just two liberal white women.
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Why shouldn't white people go swimming? Because crackers get soggy when wet.
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Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!" "I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!" Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...
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Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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Why do decent white folks shop at nigger yard sales? To get all their stuff back.
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Q: What happens when four mexican guys are standing in quick sand? A: Quatro Sinko.
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God made everyone different he got tired when he made china.
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Why do Mexicans cross the border in pairs? Because it says "No Tres-Passing"
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How do you steal a Mexicans home? Hook it up to your truck and drive off.
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