An American was hopelessly lost in the Highlands and wandered about for nearly a week.
Finally, on the seventh day he met a kilted inhabitant.
"Thank heaven I’ve met someone," he cried. "I’ve been lost for the last week."
"Is there a reward out for you?" asked the Scotsman.
"No," said the American.
"Then I’m afraid you’re still lost," was the reply.
An Indian and an African walk into a bar...
Just jokin'.
It's just two liberal white women.
Why shouldn't white people go swimming?
Because crackers get soggy when wet.
Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!"
"I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!"
Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...
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Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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Why do decent white folks shop at nigger yard sales?
To get all their stuff back.
Q: What happens when four mexican guys are standing in quick sand?
A: Quatro Sinko.
God made everyone different he got tired when he made china.
Why do Mexicans cross the border in pairs?
Because it says "No Tres-Passing"
How do you steal a Mexicans home?
Hook it up to your truck and drive off.