Q: What do you call a baby Mexican?
A: A paragraph because he's too short to be an essay!
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How are vending machines and black men similar?
They don't work but they take your money.
There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship.
The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need."
The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
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Joke has 49.70 % from 200 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, mexican, racist, white people
A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving?
"The cop!"
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Q: What do you call a holy redneck with absolutely no family?
A: The Sole inbred.
Black man says to siri: "Take me home"
Siri replies: "Taking you the quickest route to jail."
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Joke has 49.52 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, prison, racist, technology
Why did Rosa Parks die?
She refused to go to the back of the ambulance!
Q: How do you piss off a white person?
A: Call him a racist.
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Q: How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle?
A: 54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.
Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.