Q: How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle? A: 54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.
Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey. Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing. He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey. After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it." "Why?" asked the lady. He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."
How can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer? It's not there...
Whats faster than a black person stealing your car? Him driving away in it.
Q: What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be black? A: Vinegar!
Black man says to siri: "Take me home" Siri replies: "Taking you the quickest route to jail."
Q: What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? A: Michael Phelps can finish a race.
A fish is to water as Mexican is to lawn mower.
Whats the only thing darker than a black man? His Future.
So this guy walks in to a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks dude where did you get that. And the parrot answers in Africa theres millions of them.