Three guys are on a plane, ones black, ones white, and ones Mexican. The pilot says: "there's to much weight you all need to throw something off the plane." The black guy throws his Jordan's and says: "we have to many of these in our country" The Mexican throws off his lawn mower and says: "we have to many of these in our country". The white guys throws the Mexican and says: "we have to many of these in our country"
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers? In trouble. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers? Coach. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers? Prison Warden.
Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.
Q: What do you call a black light? A: A mixed person that shines too bright.
Q: What's the difference between a toilet and a Kardashian? A: Nothing! They both accept big brown stinky turds!
Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A: A black widow.
Whats the only thing darker than a black man? His Future.
There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship. The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need." The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
How do Chinese people name their kids? Throw a spoon down the stairs. CHING CHANG CHONG TING.