The best racist jokes

My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
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has 51.24 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, dad, racist, Santa
What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
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has 50.99 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: black people, game, prison, racist, white people
What do you do if you see your TV floating? Say " DROP IT NIGGA". What do you do if you see you refridgerator floating? Run because that is one hell of a big black guy!
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has 50.83 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, technology
Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A: A black widow.
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has 50.83 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, ethnic, racist
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works .
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has 50.70 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, work
Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.
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has 50.69 % from 187 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, technology
Q. How do you know if a Asian robbed your house? A. Your HW is done , computer is upgraded, 2 hrs later lil f***er still tryin back off the driveway.
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has 50.44 % from 186 votes. More jokes about: asian, computer, racist, time
Q: Two men are in a car. One of them is a Mexican while the other is black. Who is driving the car? A: The cops.
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has 50.40 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: black people, cop, mexican, racist
A white man walks into a bar and says to a bartender "Hey nigger. Gimme a beer". The bartender says "Don't say that to me. What happened if I said something like that to you?". "The white man says "I don't know lets find out". They switch places. The black comes in and said "Hey honkey, gimme a f*ckin' beer". The white man says "Sorry. We don't serve niggers"
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has 50.40 % from 322 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, beer, racist, white people
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
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has 50.40 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: black people, ethnic, insulting, racist, white people
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