What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
Why shouldn't white people go swimming? Because crackers get soggy when wet.
Q: What happens when four mexican guys are standing in quick sand? A: Quatro Sinko.
God made everyone different he got tired when he made china.
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works.
Why do Mexicans cross the border in pairs? Because it says "No Tres-Passing"
How do you steal a Mexicans home? Hook it up to your truck and drive off.
An American was hopelessly lost in the Highlands and wandered about for nearly a week. Finally, on the seventh day he met a kilted inhabitant. "Thank heaven I’ve met someone," he cried. "I’ve been lost for the last week." "Is there a reward out for you?" asked the Scotsman. "No," said the American. "Then I’m afraid you’re still lost," was the reply.
Q: How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican? A: Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges.
Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey. Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing. He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey. After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it." "Why?" asked the lady. He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."