What's the difference between Batman and a Black man?
Batman can go to the store without robin.
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Black man says to siri: "Take me home"
Siri replies: "Taking you the quickest route to jail."
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Joke has 49.52 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, prison, racist, technology
Why do Mexicans cross the border in pairs?
Because it says "No Tres-Passing"
There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship.
The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need."
The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
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Joke has 49.49 % from 197 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, mexican, racist, white people
Q: How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle?
A: 54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.
Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
Q: Two men are in a car. One of them is a Mexican while the other is black. Who is driving the car?
A: The cops.
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Q: How do you piss off a white person?
A: Call him a racist.
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Snow.
One of the rare times the phrase "8 - 12 inches" is associated with something white.
Three guys are on a plane, ones black, ones white, and ones Mexican.
The pilot says: "there's to much weight you all need to throw something off the plane."
The black guy throws his Jordan's and says: "we have to many of these in our country"
The Mexican throws off his lawn mower and says: "we have to many of these in our country".
The white guys throws the Mexican and says: "we have to many of these in our country"
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