The best racist jokes

Q: Do you know why so many blacks were killed in Vietnam? A: Because every time the seargeant said: "Get down!" they stood up and started dancing.
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has 52.14 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: What do you call a black light? A: A mixed person that shines too bright.
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has 52.05 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers? In trouble. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers? Coach. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers? Prison Warden.
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has 52.01 % from 353 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, sport, white people
Q: What did the Mexican get for Christmas? A: My bike.
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has 51.88 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Three guys are on a plane, ones black, ones white, and ones Mexican. The pilot says: "there's to much weight you all need to throw something off the plane." The black guy throws his Jordan's and says: "we have to many of these in our country" The Mexican throws off his lawn mower and says: "we have to many of these in our country". The white guys throws the Mexican and says: "we have to many of these in our country"
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has 51.83 % from 227 votes. More jokes about: airplane, mexican, racist, white people
What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.
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has 51.71 % from 158 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Black man says to siri: "Take me home" Siri replies: "Taking you the quickest route to jail."
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has 51.69 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, prison, racist, technology
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
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has 51.65 % from 160 votes. More jokes about: black people, ethnic, insulting, racist, white people
Why did Rosa Parks die? She refused to go to the back of the ambulance!
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has 51.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: racist
How can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer? It's not there...
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has 51.59 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: black people, computer, racist
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