Women are just like fine wine. I only like the white ones.
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works.
Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just Juan.
What do u call a Mexican getting baptized? Bean dip.
Q: Why are black people so afraid of ghosts? A: Because they are haunted by dead kkk members!
How do Chinese people name their kids? Throw a spoon down the stairs. CHING CHANG CHONG TING.
How do you steal a Mexicans home? Hook it up to your truck and drive off.
What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.
My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
Q: What happens when you spin an asian man on a swivel chair? A: He gets disoriented!