The best racist jokes

A white man walks into a bar and says to a bartender "Hey nigger. Gimme a beer". The bartender says "Don't say that to me. What happened if I said something like that to you?". "The white man says "I don't know lets find out". They switch places. The black comes in and said "Hey honkey, gimme a f*ckin' beer". The white man says "Sorry. We don't serve niggers"
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has 51.39 % from 344 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, beer, racist, white people
Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.
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has 51.18 % from 189 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, technology
Q: What do you call a black light? A: A mixed person that shines too bright.
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship. The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need." The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
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has 51.13 % from 156 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, mexican, racist, white people
Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A: A black widow.
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has 51.12 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, ethnic, racist
Whats the only thing darker than a black man? His Future.
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has 51.11 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
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has 51.06 % from 136 votes. More jokes about: black people, ethnic, insulting, racist, white people
How do Chinese people name their kids? Throw a spoon down the stairs. CHING CHANG CHONG TING.
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has 50.83 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: kids, racist
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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has 50.63 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: black people, Chuck Norris, racist, white people
Snow. One of the rare times the phrase "8 - 12 inches" is associated with something white.
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has 50.54 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: racist
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