The best racist jokes

A white guy goes into a bar and sees a black bartender. He says, "yo, nigger, get me a beer!" The bartender says, "that's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?" The white guy says, "let's switch places and see!" So they switch places. The bartender says, " yo, cracka, get me a beer!" The white guy says, "sorry, we don't serve niggers here!"
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has 51.47 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, beer, black people, racist
Three guys are on a plane, ones black, ones white, and ones Mexican. The pilot says: "there's to much weight you all need to throw something off the plane." The black guy throws his Jordan's and says: "we have to many of these in our country" The Mexican throws off his lawn mower and says: "we have to many of these in our country". The white guys throws the Mexican and says: "we have to many of these in our country"
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has 51.42 % from 225 votes. More jokes about: airplane, mexican, racist, white people
What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.
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has 51.42 % from 157 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
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has 51.42 % from 157 votes. More jokes about: black people, ethnic, insulting, racist, white people
Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A: A black widow.
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has 51.39 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, ethnic, racist
Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.
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has 51.38 % from 192 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, technology
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers? In trouble. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers? Coach. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers? Prison Warden.
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has 51.37 % from 346 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, sport, white people
Whats the only thing darker than a black man? His Future.
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has 51.36 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck? A: A good days hunting.
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has 51.18 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, racist
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works .
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has 51.01 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, work
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