Q: Why did the Republican cross the road?
A: There was a black guy on the first side.
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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving?
"The cop!"
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What do you call a black guy that doesn't rape white women?
An inmate.
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Why did Rosa Parks die?
She refused to go to the back of the ambulance!
Three guys are on a plane, ones black, ones white, and ones Mexican.
The pilot says: "there's to much weight you all need to throw something off the plane."
The black guy throws his Jordan's and says: "we have to many of these in our country"
The Mexican throws off his lawn mower and says: "we have to many of these in our country".
The white guys throws the Mexican and says: "we have to many of these in our country"
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Q: What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be black?
A: Vinegar!
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Q: How do you piss off a white person?
A: Call him a racist.
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How are vending machines and black men similar?
They don't work but they take your money.
Q: How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle?
A: 54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.
What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down the hill?
A mudslide.