A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving?
"The cop!"
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Snow.
One of the rare times the phrase "8 - 12 inches" is associated with something white.
Why did Rosa Parks die?
She refused to go to the back of the ambulance!
Three guys are on a plane, ones black, ones white, and ones Mexican.
The pilot says: "there's to much weight you all need to throw something off the plane."
The black guy throws his Jordan's and says: "we have to many of these in our country"
The Mexican throws off his lawn mower and says: "we have to many of these in our country".
The white guys throws the Mexican and says: "we have to many of these in our country"
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Q: What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be black?
A: Vinegar!
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So this guy walks in to a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
The bartender asks dude where did you get that.
And the parrot answers in Africa theres millions of them.
Q: How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle?
A: 54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.
How are vending machines and black men similar?
They don't work but they take your money.
What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down the hill?
A mudslide.
Remember the black guy from the Jetsons?
Ain't the future great?