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How do you steal a Mexicans home? Hook it up to your truck and drive off.
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How do you find the population of a Mexican village? Roll a quarter down the street.r
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Q: What is long and black? A: An unemployment line
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What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.
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Why were there only 5000 mexicans at the Alamo? Because there were only 2 vans.
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Where is the best place to hide a nigger's food stamps? Under his work boots.
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What happens to black people after they die? Nigger Mortis.
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Which traffic sign allows you to make a U-turn on a highway in Finland? You are approaching the Russian border.
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Q: What do you call black people in a swimming pool? A: Coco puffs. Q: What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool? A: Reeces puffs reeces puffs!
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A large cruise ship strikes an iceberg and slowly begins to sink. The captain declares he is going to need to remove some weight from the boat or it will surely sink. He says to be fair, and not discriminate, we will have to call out people in alphabetical order to jump off the ship. Everyone agrees this is the only fair way. The captain then declares "All African Americans, jump overboard!" A niglet tells his dad"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet" The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all black people to jump overboard." The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet" The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we still haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all colored people to jump overboard." The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "I said shut up son, we be niggers today!"
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