A white man walks into a bar and says to a bartender "Hey nigger. Gimme a beer".
The bartender says "Don't say that to me. What happened if I said something like that to you?".
"The white man says "I don't know lets find out".
They switch places.
The black comes in and said "Hey honkey, gimme a f*ckin' beer".
The white man says "Sorry. We don't serve niggers"
Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.
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Q: What do you call a black light?
A: A mixed person that shines too bright.
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There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship.
The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need."
The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
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Joke has 51.13 % from 156 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, mexican, racist, white people
Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died?
A: A black widow.
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Whats the only thing darker than a black man?
His Future.
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom?
A: Society!
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Joke has 51.06 % from 136 votes. More jokes about: black people, ethnic, insulting, racist, white people
How do Chinese people name their kids?
Throw a spoon down the stairs.
CHING CHANG CHONG TING.
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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Snow.
One of the rare times the phrase "8 - 12 inches" is associated with something white.