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What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.
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has 51.25 % from 152 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
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has 51.25 % from 152 votes. More jokes about: black people, ethnic, insulting, racist, white people
Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.
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has 51.14 % from 191 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, technology
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers? In trouble. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers? Coach. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers? Prison Warden.
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has 51.12 % from 342 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, sport, white people
Three guys are on a plane, ones black, ones white, and ones Mexican. The pilot says: "there's to much weight you all need to throw something off the plane." The black guy throws his Jordan's and says: "we have to many of these in our country" The Mexican throws off his lawn mower and says: "we have to many of these in our country". The white guys throws the Mexican and says: "we have to many of these in our country"
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has 51.01 % from 223 votes. More jokes about: airplane, mexican, racist, white people
There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship. The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need." The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
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has 50.97 % from 162 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, mexican, racist, white people
Q: What did the Mexican get for Christmas? A: My bike.
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has 50.96 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
What do you call a black guy that doesn't rape white women? An inmate.
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has 50.86 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist
How can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer? It's not there...
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has 50.75 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: black people, computer, racist
Q. How do you know if a Asian robbed your house? A. Your HW is done , computer is upgraded, 2 hrs later lil f***er still tryin back off the driveway.
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has 50.57 % from 193 votes. More jokes about: asian, computer, racist, time
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