The best racist jokes

Three guys are on a plane, ones black, ones white, and ones Mexican. The pilot says: "there's to much weight you all need to throw something off the plane." The black guy throws his Jordan's and says: "we have to many of these in our country" The Mexican throws off his lawn mower and says: "we have to many of these in our country". The white guys throws the Mexican and says: "we have to many of these in our country"
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has 51.54 % from 219 votes. More jokes about: airplane, mexican, racist, white people
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
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has 51.32 % from 139 votes. More jokes about: black people, ethnic, insulting, racist, white people
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers? In trouble. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers? Coach. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers? Prison Warden.
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has 51.22 % from 332 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, sport, white people
Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.
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has 51.18 % from 189 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, technology
Q: What do you call a black light? A: A mixed person that shines too bright.
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What's the difference between a toilet and a Kardashian? A: Nothing! They both accept big brown stinky turds!
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A: A black widow.
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has 51.12 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, ethnic, racist
Whats the only thing darker than a black man? His Future.
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has 51.11 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: racist
There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship. The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need." The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
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has 51.07 % from 158 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, mexican, racist, white people
How do Chinese people name their kids? Throw a spoon down the stairs. CHING CHANG CHONG TING.
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has 50.83 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: kids, racist
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