What is the difference between Harry Potter and a jew?
Harry Potter escaped the chamber.
Your mama is so black you can only see her eyes and teeth at night.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
Throw a spoon down the stairs.
CHING CHANG CHONG TING.
How do you get a Jewish girl's number?
You pull up her sleeve.
Q: What do you call a black guy with a fan?
A: Antique air conditioner.
Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes?
A: Jews have 10 fingers.
Q: What do you call a white person engulfed in flames?
A: A firecracker.
A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and asks for a beer.
The bartender brings a beer and notices the parrot on his shoulder and says, "Hey that's really neat.
Where did you get it?"
The parrot responds, "In the jungle, there's millions of them."
What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?
A book has papers.
How can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer?
It's not there...