What do you call Black people running down a hill? Jail break.
A white guy goes into a bar and sees a black bartender. He says, "yo, nigger, get me a beer!" The bartender says, "that's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?" The white guy says, "let's switch places and see!" So they switch places. The bartender says, " yo, cracka, get me a beer!" The white guy says, "sorry, we don't serve niggers here!"
How do you get a Jewish girl's number? You pull up her sleeve.
what do you call a nigger woman having an abortion? A crime stopper!
How can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer? It's not there...
There is a 3 story apartment building with 1 apartment on each floor. A white family lives on the top floor. A mexican family lives on the second floor. A nigger family lives on the botom floor. At 2:00 PM in the afternoon a terrrible tornado hits the building, totally destroying it. Which family lived? The White family, because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.
Q: Why are black people so afraid of ghosts? A: Because they are haunted by dead kkk members!
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!" "I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!" Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...
What is the difference between a Mexican and a book? A book has papers.