A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving?
"The cop!"
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A teacher was giving a lesson and was telling the pupils that we came from Adam and Eve.
A hand went up and the kid said, "But my dad told me that we come from apes, Miss?"
Miss replied, "Stay out of this one, Leroy!"
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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Q: What do you call a black person in a three piece suit?
A: The defendant.
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Q: What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler?
A: Michael Phelps can finish a race.
How are vending machines and black men similar?
They don't work but they take your money.
Q: Why do Jews have so big noses?
A: Because the air is free.
White owl: who who.
Black owl: who dat who dat.
Why do white people have pets?
Because the aren't allowed black people anymore...
Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!"
"I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!"
Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...
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