My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
Where is the best place to hide a nigger's food stamps? Under his work boots.
What is the difference between Harry Potter and a jew? Harry Potter escaped the chamber.
Why do black people have white hands? They were up against the wall when God spray painted them!
What is the difference between a Mexican and a book? A book has papers.
Which traffic sign allows you to make a U-turn on a highway in Finland? You are approaching the Russian border.
A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and asks for a beer. The bartender brings a beer and notices the parrot on his shoulder and says, "Hey that's really neat. Where did you get it?" The parrot responds, "In the jungle, there's millions of them."
I'm not racist cuz racism is a crime, and crime ends in jail, and jail is for blacks.
Snow. One of the rare times the phrase "8 - 12 inches" is associated with something white.
What do u call a bunch of black buried up to their heads in dirt? Afro turf.