What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down the hill? A mudslide.
A teacher was giving a lesson and was telling the pupils that we came from Adam and Eve. A hand went up and the kid said, "But my dad told me that we come from apes, Miss?" Miss replied, "Stay out of this one, Leroy!"
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
Q: What do you call a black person in a three piece suit? A: The defendant.
A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? "The cop!"
Q: What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? A: Michael Phelps can finish a race.
Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!" "I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!" Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...
Q: What's the difference between racist jokes and kids with cancer? A: They never get old.
Q: Why do Jews have so big noses? A: Because the air is free.
White owl: who who. Black owl: who dat who dat.