The best racist jokes

How do you suffocate a nigger? Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
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has 48.96 % from 151 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, weed
Snow. One of the rare times the phrase "8 - 12 inches" is associated with something white.
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has 48.95 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: racist
The travelin' Texan picked up a sweet young thang in a bar and after several rounds, ordered the biggest steaks they had. Later, they retired to his room, naturally the largest in the hotel. As they undressed, he said, "I'm from Fort Worth, Texas, and we have the biggest of everything." The girl only nodded and smiled. As they began to make love, he exclaimed, "Golleeeee, lil' Lady! What part of Texas y'all from?"
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: bar, love, racist
A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? "The cop!"
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has 48.66 % from 477 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, cop, racist
Q: What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be black? A: Vinegar!
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has 48.49 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
White owl: who who. Black owl: who dat who dat.
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has 48.41 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: animal, racist
There is three kids sitting at the lunch table one day. One kid ask what do you call a mixed baby? One replies a zebra,another replies a mistake and the third one replies. Rape
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has 48.40 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, kids, racist
Why do white people have pets? Because the aren't allowed black people anymore...
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has 48.34 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: racist
How do you find the population of a Mexican village? Roll a quarter down the street.r
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has 48.25 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: mexican, money, racist
A teacher was giving a lesson and was telling the pupils that we came from Adam and Eve. A hand went up and the kid said, "But my dad told me that we come from apes, Miss?" Miss replied, "Stay out of this one, Leroy!"
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has 48.20 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: animal, racist, teacher
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