The best racist jokes

Q: What happens when you spin an asian man on a swivel chair? A: He gets disoriented!
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has 49.27 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? "The cop!"
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has 49.17 % from 482 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, cop, racist
A white guy goes into a bar and sees a black bartender. He says, "yo, nigger, get me a beer!" The bartender says, "that's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?" The white guy says, "let's switch places and see!" So they switch places. The bartender says, " yo, cracka, get me a beer!" The white guy says, "sorry, we don't serve niggers here!"
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has 49.14 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, beer, black people, racist
How do Chinese people name their kids? Throw a spoon down the stairs. CHING CHANG CHONG TING.
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has 49.10 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: kids, racist
Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!" "I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!" Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...
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has 49.00 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: black people, genie, racist, women
A Jewish boy asked his father "Father, can you lend me 50 dollars?" The father replied, "40 dollars, What do you need 30 dollars for?"
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has 48.99 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: communication, jewish, mean, money, racist
White owl: who who. Black owl: who dat who dat.
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has 48.92 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: animal, racist
Why do white people have pets? Because the aren't allowed black people anymore...
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has 48.92 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: racist
A teacher was giving a lesson and was telling the pupils that we came from Adam and Eve. A hand went up and the kid said, "But my dad told me that we come from apes, Miss?" Miss replied, "Stay out of this one, Leroy!"
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has 48.88 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: animal, racist, teacher
Q: Do you know how Chinese people name their children? A: They throw some pans and based on the noises they make like "ting tang," "Dung dung", "Ting tang dung"
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has 48.79 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: asian, communication, racist
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