The best racist jokes

What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
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has 48.96 % from 151 votes. More jokes about: black people, game, prison, racist, white people
White owl: who who. Black owl: who dat who dat.
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has 48.92 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: animal, racist
Why do white people have pets? Because the aren't allowed black people anymore...
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has 48.92 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: racist
A teacher was giving a lesson and was telling the pupils that we came from Adam and Eve. A hand went up and the kid said, "But my dad told me that we come from apes, Miss?" Miss replied, "Stay out of this one, Leroy!"
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has 48.88 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: animal, racist, teacher
A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? "The cop!"
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has 48.86 % from 479 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, cop, racist
A white guy goes into a bar and sees a black bartender. He says, "yo, nigger, get me a beer!" The bartender says, "that's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?" The white guy says, "let's switch places and see!" So they switch places. The bartender says, " yo, cracka, get me a beer!" The white guy says, "sorry, we don't serve niggers here!"
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has 48.76 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, beer, black people, racist
What do you call a black guy that doesn't rape white women? An inmate.
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has 48.49 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist
A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and asks for a beer. The bartender brings a beer and notices the parrot on his shoulder and says, "Hey that's really neat. Where did you get it?" The parrot responds, "In the jungle, there's millions of them."
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has 48.40 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: racist
The travelin' Texan picked up a sweet young thang in a bar and after several rounds, ordered the biggest steaks they had. Later, they retired to his room, naturally the largest in the hotel. As they undressed, he said, "I'm from Fort Worth, Texas, and we have the biggest of everything." The girl only nodded and smiled. As they began to make love, he exclaimed, "Golleeeee, lil' Lady! What part of Texas y'all from?"
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: bar, love, racist
Q: What do you call a black person in a three piece suit? A: The defendant.
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has 48.30 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
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