The best racist jokes

What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down the hill? A mudslide.
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has 50.25 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
A teacher was giving a lesson and was telling the pupils that we came from Adam and Eve. A hand went up and the kid said, "But my dad told me that we come from apes, Miss?" Miss replied, "Stay out of this one, Leroy!"
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has 50.20 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: animal, racist, teacher
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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has 50.11 % from 144 votes. More jokes about: black people, Chuck Norris, racist, white people
Q: What do you call a black person in a three piece suit? A: The defendant.
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has 49.93 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? "The cop!"
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has 49.87 % from 489 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, cop, racist
Q: What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? A: Michael Phelps can finish a race.
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has 49.74 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, morbid, racist, sport
Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!" "I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!" Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...
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has 49.42 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: black people, genie, racist, women
Q: What's the difference between racist jokes and kids with cancer? A: They never get old.
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has 49.20 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: age, black people, kids, racist
Q: Why do Jews have so big noses? A: Because the air is free.
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has 48.93 % from 132 votes. More jokes about: insulting, jewish, money, racist
White owl: who who. Black owl: who dat who dat.
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has 48.92 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: animal, racist
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