The best racist jokes

My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
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Where is the best place to hide a nigger's food stamps? Under his work boots.
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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a jew? Harry Potter escaped the chamber.
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Why do black people have white hands? They were up against the wall when God spray painted them!
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What is the difference between a Mexican and a book? A book has papers.
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Which traffic sign allows you to make a U-turn on a highway in Finland? You are approaching the Russian border.
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A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and asks for a beer. The bartender brings a beer and notices the parrot on his shoulder and says, "Hey that's really neat. Where did you get it?" The parrot responds, "In the jungle, there's millions of them."
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I'm not racist cuz racism is a crime, and crime ends in jail, and jail is for blacks.
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Snow. One of the rare times the phrase "8 - 12 inches" is associated with something white.
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What do u call a bunch of black buried up to their heads in dirt? Afro turf.
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