The best racist jokes

What is the difference between Harry Potter and a jew? Harry Potter escaped the chamber.
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Your mama is so black you can only see her eyes and teeth at night.
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How do Chinese people name their kids? Throw a spoon down the stairs. CHING CHANG CHONG TING.
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How do you get a Jewish girl's number? You pull up her sleeve.
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Q: What do you call a black guy with a fan? A: Antique air conditioner.
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Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews have 10 fingers.
Vote: has 56.02 % from 52 votes. Send joke:

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Q: What do you call a white person engulfed in flames? A: A firecracker.
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A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and asks for a beer. The bartender brings a beer and notices the parrot on his shoulder and says, "Hey that's really neat. Where did you get it?" The parrot responds, "In the jungle, there's millions of them."
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What is the difference between a Mexican and a book? A book has papers.
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How can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer? It's not there...
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