Q: What do u call an Asian grocery store? A: A pound
White owl: who who. Black owl: who dat who dat.
A teacher was giving a lesson and was telling the pupils that we came from Adam and Eve. A hand went up and the kid said, "But my dad told me that we come from apes, Miss?" Miss replied, "Stay out of this one, Leroy!"
A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? "The cop!"
What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
Q: How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle? A: 54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.
How do you suffocate a nigger? Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
What do you call a black guy that doesn't rape white women? An inmate.
Q: What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be black? A: Vinegar!
A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and asks for a beer. The bartender brings a beer and notices the parrot on his shoulder and says, "Hey that's really neat. Where did you get it?" The parrot responds, "In the jungle, there's millions of them."