The best racist jokes

Q: What do u call an Asian grocery store? A: A pound
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has 48.99 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
White owl: who who. Black owl: who dat who dat.
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has 48.92 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: animal, racist
A teacher was giving a lesson and was telling the pupils that we came from Adam and Eve. A hand went up and the kid said, "But my dad told me that we come from apes, Miss?" Miss replied, "Stay out of this one, Leroy!"
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has 48.88 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: animal, racist, teacher
A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? "The cop!"
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has 48.76 % from 478 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, cop, racist
What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
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has 48.64 % from 150 votes. More jokes about: black people, game, prison, racist, white people
Q: How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle? A: 54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.
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has 48.52 % from 191 votes. More jokes about: jewish, racist
How do you suffocate a nigger? Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
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has 48.50 % from 162 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, weed
What do you call a black guy that doesn't rape white women? An inmate.
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has 48.49 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist
Q: What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be black? A: Vinegar!
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has 48.43 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and asks for a beer. The bartender brings a beer and notices the parrot on his shoulder and says, "Hey that's really neat. Where did you get it?" The parrot responds, "In the jungle, there's millions of them."
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has 48.40 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: racist
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