Q: What do you call a holy redneck with absolutely no family?
A: The Sole inbred.
Q: What do you call a white guy with 5 black friends?
A: Coach!
How can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer?
It's not there...
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Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
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How do you find the population of a Mexican village?
Roll a quarter down the street.r
Q: What happens when you spin an asian man on a swivel chair?
A: He gets disoriented!
Why do Mexicans cross the border in pairs?
Because it says "No Tres-Passing"
Q: What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler?
A: Michael Phelps can finish a race.
How long does it take a black lady to shit?
About 9 months.
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A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and asks for a beer.
The bartender brings a beer and notices the parrot on his shoulder and says, "Hey that's really neat.
Where did you get it?"
The parrot responds, "In the jungle, there's millions of them."