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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? "The cop!"
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has 49.67 % from 487 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, cop, racist
A teacher was giving a lesson and was telling the pupils that we came from Adam and Eve. A hand went up and the kid said, "But my dad told me that we come from apes, Miss?" Miss replied, "Stay out of this one, Leroy!"
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has 49.55 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: animal, racist, teacher
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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has 49.46 % from 142 votes. More jokes about: black people, Chuck Norris, racist, white people
Q: What do you call a black person in a three piece suit? A: The defendant.
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has 49.31 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? A: Michael Phelps can finish a race.
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has 49.21 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, morbid, racist, sport
How are vending machines and black men similar? They don't work but they take your money.
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has 49.12 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: Why do Jews have so big noses? A: Because the air is free.
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has 49.00 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: insulting, jewish, money, racist
White owl: who who. Black owl: who dat who dat.
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has 48.92 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: animal, racist
Why do white people have pets? Because the aren't allowed black people anymore...
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has 48.92 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: racist
Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!" "I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!" Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...
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has 48.88 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: black people, genie, racist, women
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