Gods walking around heaven taking a stroll and sees a little black baby all sad and depressed sitting on a curb, God asks him whats wrong the black boy says i wanna be a angel, so God snaps his fingers and the boy gets wings he is all excited, and he says am i an angel?
God says NO NIGGA YOU A BAT!
Q: Why don't black kids play in sand boxs?
A: Because they are affraid the cats will try to cover them up.
Q: Why is there cotton in medicine bottles?
A: To remind the black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers?
He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
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Q: What's the difference between killing time and killing niggers?
A: You can only kill so much time.
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Q: What do you call a 80 year old black guy?
A: Antique farm equipment.
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The anniversary of 9/11 approaches and I don't usually buy in to conspiracy theories, but did you spot that if you add 9 and 11 you get 20.
And that is curiously the average IQ of an American
Q: Why were wheelbarrows invented?
A: To teach blacks how to walk on two legs.
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Q: Why are most democrats black
A: Black people are idiots.
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Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!"
"I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!"
Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...
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