Why did Rosa Parks die? She refused to go to the back of the ambulance!
A teacher was giving a lesson and was telling the pupils that we came from Adam and Eve. A hand went up and the kid said, "But my dad told me that we come from apes, Miss?" Miss replied, "Stay out of this one, Leroy!"
What do you do if you see your TV floating? Say " DROP IT NIGGA". What do you do if you see you refridgerator floating? Run because that is one hell of a big black guy!
Q: What do you call the most powerful white man on the planet? A: The President of the Unit...sh*t.
Q: How do u call an gay Indian guy. A: Indi-anus
Q: What do you call a white man in the ghetto? A: A victim.
Q: Why did the Asian cross the road? A: Because he had no car!
Q: What does pontiac stand for? A: Poor old nigger thinks its a cadillac.
Q: What do you call a holy redneck with absolutely no family? A: The Sole inbred.
How are crayons like people? No one likes the white ones.