Q: What do you call a barn of black people? A: Out of date farming tools.
What's faster than a black guy running with a TV? His brother with the DVD player.
What do you call 1/4 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call 1/2 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call 3/4 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call all of the blacks on the moon? PROBLEM SOLVED!
Why are black people good at basketball? Because they run, shoot and steal.
A white guy goes into a bar and sees a black bartender. He says, "yo, nigger, get me a beer!" The bartender says, "that's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?" The white guy says, "let's switch places and see!" So they switch places. The bartender says, " yo, cracka, get me a beer!" The white guy says, "sorry, we don't serve niggers here!"
A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? "The cop!"
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".
Q: Why some people are black? A: Cause the iris diaphragm received much light.
Q: What happens when you spin an asian man on a swivel chair? A: He gets disoriented!
If I had a dollar every time I made a racist joke a nigger would rob me.