Q: Why are most democrats black A: Black people are idiots.
What do you call a school bus full of black people? A rotten banana.
If I had a dollar every time I made a racist joke a nigger would rob me.
Q: What does pontiac stand for? A: Poor old nigger thinks its a cadillac.
A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored. The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers." The retard says ," OK ". When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling. He goes over and starts beating their asses. He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer. He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?" The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."
Q: Why don't black kids play in sand boxs? A: Because they are affraid the cats will try to cover them up.
Q: If a black guy is driving a bicycle why shouldn't I hit him? A: Because it's probably my bicycle.
Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Q:What's the most dangerous job in America? A: The graveyard shift at a KFC in the projects.
Q: How do you know your black neighbor has moved? A: The new neighbor has car insurance.