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Why did Rosa Parks die? She refused to go to the back of the ambulance!
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A teacher was giving a lesson and was telling the pupils that we came from Adam and Eve. A hand went up and the kid said, "But my dad told me that we come from apes, Miss?" Miss replied, "Stay out of this one, Leroy!"
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What do you do if you see your TV floating? Say " DROP IT NIGGA". What do you do if you see you refridgerator floating? Run because that is one hell of a big black guy!
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Q: What do you call the most powerful white man on the planet? A: The President of the Unit...sh*t.
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Q: How do u call an gay Indian guy. A: Indi-anus
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Q: What do you call a white man in the ghetto? A: A victim.
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Q: Why did the Asian cross the road? A: Because he had no car!
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Q: What does pontiac stand for? A: Poor old nigger thinks its a cadillac.
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Q: What do you call a holy redneck with absolutely no family? A: The Sole inbred.
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How are crayons like people? No one likes the white ones.
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