What do you call a school bus full of black people?
A rotten banana.
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How do you get a Jewish girl's number?
You pull up her sleeve.
The anniversary of 9/11 approaches and I don't usually buy in to conspiracy theories, but did you spot that if you add 9 and 11 you get 20.
And that is curiously the average IQ of an American
Q: Why did the white man cross the road?
A: To steal our land and enslave our children.
Q: What does pontiac stand for?
A: Poor old nigger thinks its a cadillac.
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A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored.
The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers."
The retard says ," OK ".
When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling.
He goes over and starts beating their asses.
He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer.
He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?"
The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."
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Q: Why don't black kids play in sand boxs?
A: Because they are affraid the cats will try to cover them up.
Q: If a black guy is driving a bicycle why shouldn't I hit him?
A: Because it's probably my bicycle.
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Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew?
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Q:What's the most dangerous job in America?
A: The graveyard shift at a KFC in the projects.