How do you get a Jewish girl's number?
You pull up her sleeve.
Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew?
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers?
He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
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An Arabic kid joined my football team.
All he did was blow the plays.
Q: Why are most democrats black
A: Black people are idiots.
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Q: Why don't black kids play in sand boxs?
A: Because they are affraid the cats will try to cover them up.
Q:What's the most dangerous job in America?
A: The graveyard shift at a KFC in the projects.
Q: How do you know your black neighbor has moved?
A: The new neighbor has car insurance.
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How to tell who is Jewish in your class, drop a penny and see who gets their first.
A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored.
The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers."
The retard says ," OK ".
When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling.
He goes over and starts beating their asses.
He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer.
He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?"
The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."
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