What do you call a school bus full of black people? A rotten banana.
How do you get a Jewish girl's number? You pull up her sleeve.
The anniversary of 9/11 approaches and I don't usually buy in to conspiracy theories, but did you spot that if you add 9 and 11 you get 20. And that is curiously the average IQ of an American
Q: Why did the white man cross the road? A: To steal our land and enslave our children.
Q: What does pontiac stand for? A: Poor old nigger thinks its a cadillac.
A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored. The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers." The retard says ," OK ". When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling. He goes over and starts beating their asses. He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer. He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?" The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."
Q: Why don't black kids play in sand boxs? A: Because they are affraid the cats will try to cover them up.
Q: If a black guy is driving a bicycle why shouldn't I hit him? A: Because it's probably my bicycle.
Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Q:What's the most dangerous job in America? A: The graveyard shift at a KFC in the projects.