How do you get a Jewish girl's number? You pull up her sleeve.
Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers? He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
An Arabic kid joined my football team. All he did was blow the plays.
Q: Why are most democrats black A: Black people are idiots.
Q: Why don't black kids play in sand boxs? A: Because they are affraid the cats will try to cover them up.
Q:What's the most dangerous job in America? A: The graveyard shift at a KFC in the projects.
Q: How do you know your black neighbor has moved? A: The new neighbor has car insurance.
How to tell who is Jewish in your class, drop a penny and see who gets their first.
A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored. The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers." The retard says ," OK ". When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling. He goes over and starts beating their asses. He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer. He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?" The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."