The best racist jokes

Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
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Q: Whats faster than a black person with a TV? A: His brother with a VCR.
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Whats the difference between a nigger and a large pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.
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Q: What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in a pile of leaves? A: Rasin Brand.
Vote: has 41.46 % from 64 votes. Send joke:

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What did God say when he created the first nigger? Opps, I put the pubes on his head.
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What repulsive thing can be found in a nigger's clothes? The nigger.
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Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand? A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
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Q: Why don't black people like asprin? A: They're sick of picking through cotton.
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Q: Why were wheelbarrows invented? A: To teach blacks how to walk on two legs.
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Q: Have you ever seen a black person on the jetsons? A: NO. Looks like a good future doesn't it?
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