The best racist jokes

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? Zero.
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What’s the difference between a black and a white bull? The white bull does: “Mooo”. The black bull does: “Hey man, Mooo, man!”
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What do u call a bunch of black buried up to their heads in dirt? Afro turf.
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Q: What do you throw to a drowning black man? A: The rest of his family.
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Friend: your racist me: i'm not racist because racisms a crime and crime is for black people.
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Q: What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be black? A: Vinegar!
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What do you call a black pilot flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.
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What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
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Q: "What do you call a Muslim shrink? A: A terrorpist."
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Q: What do you call a barn of black people? A: Out of date farming tools.
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