Q: What's the difference between jews and boyscouts? A: Boyscouts come back from their camp.
The travelin' Texan picked up a sweet young thang in a bar and after several rounds, ordered the biggest steaks they had. Later, they retired to his room, naturally the largest in the hotel. As they undressed, he said, "I'm from Fort Worth, Texas, and we have the biggest of everything." The girl only nodded and smiled. As they began to make love, he exclaimed, "Golleeeee, lil' Lady! What part of Texas y'all from?"
What do you call ten million black people jumping out of a plane? Night time.
How are vending machines and black men similar? They don't work but they take your money.
What do nigger pimps and farmers have in common? They both need a hoe to stay in business!
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".
How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers? He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
What do you do if you see your TV floating? Say " DROP IT NIGGA". What do you do if you see you refridgerator floating? Run because that is one hell of a big black guy!
What do u call a bunch of black buried up to their heads in dirt? Afro turf.
Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.