A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored. The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers." The retard says ," OK ". When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling. He goes over and starts beating their asses. He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer. He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?" The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."
How do you remove one thousand flies in one motion? Slap a Kenyan in the face.
How are crayons like people? No one likes the white ones.
If I had a dollar every time I made a racist joke a nigger would rob me.
Q: What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in a pile of leaves? A: Rasin Brand.
Q: How do you kill 1000 Jews at once? A: Throw a dollar off a cliff.
Q: Whats different between a Mexican and a Pothole? A: We serve when we see potholes in the middle of the road.
Q: Why are black people so afraid of ghosts? A: Because they are haunted by dead kkk members!
What do you call Black people running down a hill? Jail break.
Q: Where does a black jew go? A: The back of the oven.