Q:What's the most dangerous job in America? A: The graveyard shift at a KFC in the projects.
Q: Why do Mexicans have such small steering wheels in their car? A: So they can drive with handcuffs on.
Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
How do you remove one thousand flies in one motion? Slap a Kenyan in the face.
Your mama's so stupid when she saw a bus with lots of white kids in it she said stop that Twinkie.
Q: Why is there cotton in medicine bottles? A: To remind the black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
Q: What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in a pile of leaves? A: Rasin Brand.
Q: Why were wheelbarrows invented? A: To teach blacks how to walk on two legs.
Q: What do you call a 80 year old black guy? A: Antique farm equipment.
Q: Whats different between a Mexican and a Pothole? A: We serve when we see potholes in the middle of the road.