Q: Why do Mexicans have such small steering wheels in their car? A: So they can drive with handcuffs on.
How to tell who is Jewish in your class, drop a penny and see who gets their first.
Q: Where does a black jew go? A: The back of the oven.
Q: What's worse than holocaust? A: 6M Jews.
An Arabic kid joined my football team. All he did was blow the plays.
How do you remove one thousand flies in one motion? Slap a Kenyan in the face.
How are crayons like people? No one likes the white ones.
Q: What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in a pile of leaves? A: Rasin Brand.
Basketball is the perfect game for a black person. All you do is run, shoot and steal.
Q: Whats different between a Mexican and a Pothole? A: We serve when we see potholes in the middle of the road.