Q: Why do Mexicans have such small steering wheels in their car?
A: So they can drive with handcuffs on.
How to tell who is Jewish in your class, drop a penny and see who gets their first.
Q: Where does a black jew go?
A: The back of the oven.
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Q: What's worse than holocaust?
A: 6M Jews.
An Arabic kid joined my football team.
All he did was blow the plays.
How do you remove one thousand flies in one motion?
Slap a Kenyan in the face.
How are crayons like people?
No one likes the white ones.
Q: What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in a pile of leaves?
A: Rasin Brand.
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Basketball is the perfect game for a black person.
All you do is run, shoot and steal.
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Q: Whats different between a Mexican and a Pothole?
A: We serve when we see potholes in the middle of the road.