Q: How do you start a black parade? A: Roll a 40 down the street.
Q: What do you call a black person in a three piece suit? A: The defendant.
Q: What did the Alabama Sheriff call the black man who shot himself 15 times? A: The worst suicide case he has ever seen.
Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet? Identification.
Q: Why do Americans like black candles? A: Because it reminds them of 'the good old days'.
Q: What do you call a 80 year old black guy? A: Antique farm equipment.
Q: What do you call a black and white thing rolling down a hill A: A maori and a segull fighting over a fishhead.
What do you call two blacks on one bike? Organized crime!
How come niggers don’t drive convertible cars? Because they’re lips would wave on the wind and stick on their faces.
Q: Whats faster than a black person with a TV? A: His brother with a VCR.