The best racist jokes

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A rotten banana.
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Why do police dogs lick their balls? To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
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What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea? A good start.
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How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months.
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Q: How do you blindfold a Gook? A: You use dental floss.
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Q: How do u call an gay Indian guy. A: Indi-anus
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Girlfriend left but my heart is not broken... My heart is not made in China!
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I'm not saying I'm racist at all, but... I put chocolate milk in back of the fridge.
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Q: Why is there cotton in medicine bottles? A: To remind the black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car? A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.
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