The best racist jokes

A 5 year old black boy walks up to a 5 year old white boy and says, "My daddy's goy a car. When he honks the horn it goes 'honkey honkey'". Little white boy says, "shit, my daddys got a chain saw when he starts it up it goes 'run nigga nigga run'".
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How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months.
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Why do police dogs lick their balls? To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
Vote: has 42.27 % from 82 votes. Send joke:

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What did God say when he created the first nigger? Opps, I put the pubes on his head.
Vote: has 42.09 % from 61 votes. Send joke:

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Q: Have you ever seen a black person on the jetsons? A: NO. Looks like a good future doesn't it?
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Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a nigger? A: A Doberman.
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Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand? A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
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Q: What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in a pile of leaves? A: Rasin Brand.
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Q: Why don't black people like asprin? A: They're sick of picking through cotton.
Vote: has 41.57 % from 66 votes. Send joke:

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Whats the difference between a nigger and a large pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.
Vote: has 41.10 % from 93 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black people, racist