Q: "What do you call a Muslim shrink? A: A terrorpist."
Q: What do you throw to a drowning black man? A: The rest of his family.
Q: What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be black? A: Vinegar!
A teacher was giving a lesson and was telling the pupils that we came from Adam and Eve. A hand went up and the kid said, "But my dad told me that we come from apes, Miss?" Miss replied, "Stay out of this one, Leroy!"
Q: What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck? A: A good days hunting.
Q: What does pontiac stand for? A: Poor old nigger thinks its a cadillac.
I thought I was real racist because I was liking those black men so black that if you looked at a picture of them, it looks like a negative.
If I had a dollar every time I made a racist joke a nigger would rob me.
I've got this black friend... just kidding.
An Arabic kid joined my football team. All he did was blow the plays.