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The anniversary of 9/11 approaches and I don't usually buy in to conspiracy theories, but did you spot that if you add 9 and 11 you get 20. And that is curiously the average IQ of an American
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I thought I was real racist because I was liking those black men so black that if you looked at a picture of them, it looks like a negative.
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How come niggers don’t drive convertible cars? Because they’re lips would wave on the wind and stick on their faces.
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Q: What do you call black people in a swimming pool? A: Coco puffs. Q: What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool? A: Reeces puffs reeces puffs!
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Q: What do you call the most powerful white man on the planet? A: The President of the Unit...sh*t.
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Q: What did the Alabama Sheriff call the black man who shot himself 15 times? A: The worst suicide case he has ever seen.
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Q: How do you start a black parade? A: Roll a 40 down the street.
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One day I was walking on the streets when I saw someone running. I stopped and asked them what happened, they said their neighbor lived in the dark and came today with black face.
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What do you call two blacks on one bike? Organized crime!
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What do you call a nigger with a regular job, who doesn’t drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn’t rape White women? An inmate.
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