The best racist jokes

Q: "What do you call a Muslim shrink? A: A terrorpist."
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has 47.63 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, racist, terrorist
Q: What do you throw to a drowning black man? A: The rest of his family.
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has 47.62 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: black people, family, racist
Q: What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be black? A: Vinegar!
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has 47.50 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
A teacher was giving a lesson and was telling the pupils that we came from Adam and Eve. A hand went up and the kid said, "But my dad told me that we come from apes, Miss?" Miss replied, "Stay out of this one, Leroy!"
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has 47.49 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: animal, racist, teacher
Q: What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck? A: A good days hunting.
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has 47.46 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, racist
Q: What does pontiac stand for? A: Poor old nigger thinks its a cadillac.
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has 47.46 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
I thought I was real racist because I was liking those black men so black that if you looked at a picture of them, it looks like a negative.
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: racist
If I had a dollar every time I made a racist joke a nigger would rob me.
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has 47.06 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
I've got this black friend... just kidding.
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: racist
An Arabic kid joined my football team. All he did was blow the plays.
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black humor, ethnic, football, kids, racist
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