Saw this bumper sticker in L.A. - "I'm not drunk, I'm Asian"
How does a black woman know when she's pregnant?
When she pulls out her tampon all the cotton is picked off.
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Q: Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
A: Neither have they...
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Q: Why are native Americans effective strippers?
A: When they dance they make it rain.
Life Lemons Saying:
White Guy: When Life gives you lemons enjoy them with friends.
Black Guy: When Life gives you lemons sell them, buy a gun, point it at life and say "More lemons mother Fucker".
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
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Why don't black people dream?
Because the last black guy that "had a dream" got shot
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Why do black people go to the Liberty Bell?
They heard there was some crack in it.
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Two girlfriends meet again after a few years.
One is pushing around a baby buggy.
The first girlfriend looks at the baby and is perplexed.
"Black skin? Blue slit eyes? A blonde afro? How did you do that?"
Murmurs the other woman.
"Damn gangbang! At least he doesn't bark!"
When terrorists feed their children, do they use the airplane method of "open wide" while making airplane noises?
Or do they just smash it into their faces?