Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.
Black man walked into the bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, "Where did you get it?" The parrot says, "Africa…"
Q: What do you call a redneck virgin? A: A 7 year old that can run faster than her brothers.
Whats the simalarites between a fence and a white person? They both get jumped by Mexican and black people
The Winter Olympics. Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.
Why don't black people dream? Because the last black guy that "had a dream" got shot
When terrorists feed their children, do they use the airplane method of "open wide" while making airplane noises? Or do they just smash it into their faces?
Two black men are walking down the street. They pass a shop that advertises "Be White For a Day! Ninety-nine cents!" The two guys decide to try it out and they look to see how much money they have. One guy has a dollar bill, and the other guy has exactly ninety-eight cents. They decide that the first guy will go in with the dollar, get his change and then give it to the second guy so he can go in. Problem solved. The first guy goes in, and after a few minutes, he comes out with white skin, kakhi slacks, a polo, and a golf cap. They laugh and admire his new race for a minute. Then the second guy says, "How about that penny?" The first guy yells, "GET A JOB!"
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
Why do black people go to the Liberty Bell? They heard there was some crack in it.