The best racist jokes

How does a black woman know when she's pregnant? When she pulls out her tampon all the cotton is picked off.
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has 74.46 % from 1054 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
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has 74.40 % from 3141 votes. More jokes about: asian, black people, mexican, racist
Q: Why are native Americans effective strippers? A: When they dance they make it rain.
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has 74.17 % from 215 votes. More jokes about: racist, weather
The Winter Olympics. Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.
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has 74.13 % from 626 votes. More jokes about: racist, sport, white people, winter
Why don't black people dream? Because the last black guy that "had a dream" got shot
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has 73.87 % from 1070 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
What do you call a mexican who's lost his car? Carlos.
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has 73.73 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: car, mexican, racist
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
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has 73.70 % from 804 votes. More jokes about: black people, mexican, racist
Why do black people go to the Liberty Bell? They heard there was some crack in it.
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has 73.66 % from 799 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? A: Neither have they...
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has 73.59 % from 151 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Two girlfriends meet again after a few years. One is pushing around a baby buggy. The first girlfriend looks at the baby and is perplexed. "Black skin? Blue slit eyes? A blonde afro? How did you do that?" Murmurs the other woman. "Damn gangbang! At least he doesn't bark!"
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has 73.42 % from 133 votes. More jokes about: baby, dirty, racist, sex, time
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