The Winter Olympics. Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.
Saw this bumper sticker in L.A. - "I'm not drunk, I'm Asian"
Why do black people go to the Liberty Bell? They heard there was some crack in it.
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a elevator? A: The elevator can raise a child.
What do you call a bunch of white people in a elevator? A box of crakers.
Q: Why are native Americans effective strippers? A: When they dance they make it rain.
People can be so easy to read. Like if their face is red, they're embarrassed. Or if their skin is brown, they're about to commit a crime.
What do you call a Mexican knight? The Chosen Juan.
Q: Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea? A: He thought he was melting.
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.