The best racist jokes

What has two wings and a halo? A Chinese telephone. Wing, Wing, Halo
Vote:
has 74.32 % from 199 votes. More jokes about: phone, racist
How does a black woman know when she's pregnant? When she pulls out her tampon all the cotton is picked off.
Vote:
has 73.99 % from 886 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
When terrorists feed their children, do they use the airplane method of "open wide" while making airplane noises? Or do they just smash it into their faces?
Vote:
has 73.90 % from 309 votes. More jokes about: airplane, kids, racist, terrorist
Q: How do Asian parents name their kids? A: They drop a tin can down the stairs and it makes the noise Bing ling wata ling ling.
Vote:
has 73.88 % from 204 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
Vote:
has 73.73 % from 717 votes. More jokes about: black people, mexican, racist
What do you call a bunch of white people in a elevator? A box of crakers.
Vote:
has 73.46 % from 534 votes. More jokes about: racist, white people
Q: Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea? A: He thought he was melting.
Vote:
has 73.42 % from 736 votes. More jokes about: racist
Why don't black people dream? Because the last black guy that "had a dream" got shot
Vote:
has 73.36 % from 959 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Black man walked into the bar with a parrot on his shoulder.  The bartender asks, "Where did you get it?"  The parrot says, "Africa…"
Vote:
has 73.33 % from 773 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, parrot, racist
The Winter Olympics. Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.
Vote:
has 73.31 % from 535 votes. More jokes about: racist, sport, white people, winter
<<<78910
More jokes →
Page 7 of 53.