How does a black woman know when she's pregnant? When she pulls out her tampon all the cotton is picked off.
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
Q: Why are native Americans effective strippers? A: When they dance they make it rain.
The Winter Olympics. Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.
Why don't black people dream? Because the last black guy that "had a dream" got shot
What do you call a mexican who's lost his car? Carlos.
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
Why do black people go to the Liberty Bell? They heard there was some crack in it.
Q: Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? A: Neither have they...
Two girlfriends meet again after a few years. One is pushing around a baby buggy. The first girlfriend looks at the baby and is perplexed. "Black skin? Blue slit eyes? A blonde afro? How did you do that?" Murmurs the other woman. "Damn gangbang! At least he doesn't bark!"