What the number one crime in asia? Identity theft.
Q: What do you call a redneck virgin? A: A 7 year old that can run faster than her brothers.
Why don't black people dream? Because the last black guy that "had a dream" got shot
The Winter Olympics. Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.
What do you call a Mexican knight? The Chosen Juan.
Whats the simalarites between a fence and a white person? They both get jumped by Mexican and black people
If the world were a jacket where would the blacks go? The Hood.
Black man walked into the bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, "Where did you get it?" The parrot says, "Africa…"
Rappers are like the pens at the bank. They all have chains on them, and don't write very well.
What did the black woman name her 5 sons? Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart? She just called them by thier last names.