The best racist jokes

How does a black woman know when she's pregnant? When she pulls out her tampon all the cotton is picked off.
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has 74.28 % from 953 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: How do Asian parents name their kids? A: They drop a tin can down the stairs and it makes the noise Bing ling wata ling ling.
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has 74.11 % from 223 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
Life Lemons Saying: White Guy: When Life gives you lemons enjoy them with friends. Black Guy: When Life gives you lemons sell them, buy a gun, point it at life and say "More lemons mother Fucker".
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has 74.01 % from 517 votes. More jokes about: life, racist
American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large supply of garbage from his recent stay at an apartment. After a long search, he just couldn't find any place to discard of it. So, he just went down one of the side streets to dump it there. Yet, he was stopped by a Moscow police officer, who said, "Hey you, what are you doing?" "I have to throw this away," replied the tourist. "You can't throw it away here. Look, follow me," the policeman offered. The police officer led him to a beautiful garden with lots of grass, pretty flowers, and manicured hedges. "Here," said the cop, "dump all the garbage you want." The American shrugs, opens up the large bags of garbage, and dumps them right on the flowers. "Thanks for giving me a place to dump this stuff. This is very nice of you. Is this Russian courtesy?" asked the tourist. "No. This is the American Embassy."
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has 73.94 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: racist
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
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has 73.49 % from 758 votes. More jokes about: black people, mexican, racist
Why don't black people dream? Because the last black guy that "had a dream" got shot
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has 73.49 % from 1003 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? A: Neither have they...
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has 73.31 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Why do black people go to the Liberty Bell? They heard there was some crack in it.
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has 73.11 % from 751 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea? A: He thought he was melting.
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has 73.11 % from 751 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: Why are native Americans effective strippers? A: When they dance they make it rain.
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has 72.98 % from 197 votes. More jokes about: racist, weather
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