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Why do black people go to the Liberty Bell? They heard there was some crack in it.
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What do you call a person in china who doesn't eat dog? A tourist.
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Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a elevator? A: The elevator can raise a child.
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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman working on the top of a cliff. The Englishman said, "If I have cheese in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off this cliff." The Scotsman said, "If I have jam in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff." The Irishman said, "If I have ham tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff." The next day, the Englishman had cheese, the Irishman had ham, and the Scotsman had jam. So they all jumped. At the funerals, the wives of the Scotsman and Englishman said, "Why didn't they just tell us they didn't like their sandwiches?" The Irish lady said, "I don't know why my husband jumped off the cliff. He made his own sandwiches."
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How does a black woman know when she's pregnant? When she pulls out her tampon all the cotton is picked off.
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What do you call a bunch of white people in a elevator? A box of crakers.
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What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
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Q: What do you call a redneck virgin? A: A 7 year old that can run faster than her brothers.
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Q: Why are native Americans effective strippers? A: When they dance they make it rain.
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What do you call a Mexican knight? The Chosen Juan.
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