What has two wings and a halo? A Chinese telephone. Wing, Wing, Halo
How does a black woman know when she's pregnant? When she pulls out her tampon all the cotton is picked off.
When terrorists feed their children, do they use the airplane method of "open wide" while making airplane noises? Or do they just smash it into their faces?
Q: How do Asian parents name their kids? A: They drop a tin can down the stairs and it makes the noise Bing ling wata ling ling.
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
What do you call a bunch of white people in a elevator? A box of crakers.
Q: Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea? A: He thought he was melting.
Why don't black people dream? Because the last black guy that "had a dream" got shot
Black man walked into the bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, "Where did you get it?" The parrot says, "Africa…"
The Winter Olympics. Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.