Q: What is the difference between northern and southerner fairytales?
A: Northerner starts off with "Once upon a time..." a southerner starts with "listen to this shit..."
God made each and everyone of us until he got to China.
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Q: What's Mexicans favorite video game.
A: Borderlands.
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman working on the top of a cliff. The Englishman said, "If I have cheese in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off this cliff."
The Scotsman said, "If I have jam in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff."
The Irishman said, "If I have ham tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff."
The next day, the Englishman had cheese, the Irishman had ham, and the Scotsman had jam. So they all jumped.
At the funerals, the wives of the Scotsman and Englishman said, "Why didn't they just tell us they didn't like their sandwiches?"
The Irish lady said, "I don't know why my husband jumped off the cliff. He made his own sandwiches."
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Why dont mexicans cross the border in groups of 3's?
Cuz the signs at the border say no Trespassing.
Why do black people go to the Liberty Bell?
They heard there was some crack in it.
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How do you kill 10,000 Mexicans?
Throw a peso over a cliff.
How do you kill 10,000 more?
Tell them nobody got it.
Q: Why are native Americans effective strippers?
A: When they dance they make it rain.
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a elevator?
A: The elevator can raise a child.
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