The best racist jokes

Why don't black people dream? Because the last black guy that "had a dream" got shot
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has 75.59 % from 1266 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
There was a tornado in my area the other day. The sky was so black; it took my bike.
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has 75.51 % from 597 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, weather
What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower? Unemployed.
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has 75.03 % from 397 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist, work
Why dont mexicans cross the border in groups of 3's? Cuz the signs at the border say no Trespassing.
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has 75.01 % from 401 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist, travel
Saw this bumper sticker in L.A. - "I'm not drunk, I'm Asian"
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has 75.00 % from 606 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, asian, racist
Two black men are walking down the street. They pass a shop that advertises "Be White For a Day! Ninety-nine cents!" The two guys decide to try it out and they look to see how much money they have. One guy has a dollar bill, and the other guy has exactly ninety-eight cents. They decide that the first guy will go in with the dollar, get his change and then give it to the second guy so he can go in. Problem solved. The first guy goes in, and after a few minutes, he comes out with white skin, kakhi slacks, a polo, and a golf cap. They laugh and admire his new race for a minute. Then the second guy says, "How about that penny?" The first guy yells, "GET A JOB!"
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has 74.90 % from 239 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: Why are native Americans effective strippers? A: When they dance they make it rain.
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has 74.88 % from 252 votes. More jokes about: racist, weather
Why do black people go to the Liberty Bell? They heard there was some crack in it.
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has 74.83 % from 895 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
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has 74.81 % from 932 votes. More jokes about: black people, mexican, racist
Q: What is a Jews biggest dilemma? A: Free Pork.
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has 74.29 % from 477 votes. More jokes about: jewish, racist
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