The best racist jokes

Why don't black people go on cruises? They already fell for that shit once before.
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What do you call 100 million black guy skydiving during the daytime? Nightfall.
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What the number one crime in asia? Identity theft.
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A Pakistani boy took admission in an American school... Teacher: "Whats your name?" Boy: "Nadir" Teacher: "No, now you are in America, your name is Johnny from today." Boy went home and his mother asked: "How was the day Nadir?" Boy: "I am an American now, so call me Johnny." Mom and Dad both got offended and beat him up. Next day he was back to school all bruised... Teacher: "What happened Johnny?" Boy: "Ma'm, just 6 hours after I became American, I was attacked by two Pakistani terrorists."
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How did the black guy escape from jail? He unscrewed the light bulbs.
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A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins? Society.
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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black.
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How do they name Chinese baby's? They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like.
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Q: Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea? A: He thought he was melting.
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What happened to the Asian when he walked into a wall with a boner? He hit his nose.
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