On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
Saw this bumper sticker in L.A. - "I'm not drunk, I'm Asian"
How does a black woman know when she's pregnant? When she pulls out her tampon all the cotton is picked off.
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
Q: Why are native Americans effective strippers? A: When they dance they make it rain.
Why do black people go to the Liberty Bell? They heard there was some crack in it.
Two girlfriends meet again after a few years. One is pushing around a baby buggy. The first girlfriend looks at the baby and is perplexed. "Black skin? Blue slit eyes? A blonde afro? How did you do that?" Murmurs the other woman. "Damn gangbang! At least he doesn't bark!"
Why don't black people dream? Because the last black guy that "had a dream" got shot
Life Lemons Saying: White Guy: When Life gives you lemons enjoy them with friends. Black Guy: When Life gives you lemons sell them, buy a gun, point it at life and say "More lemons mother Fucker".
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.