A white man walking down a beach kicks up a lamp, with hope he rubs the lamp. Sure enough a genie pops out, and says, "I will grant you 3 wishes but be warned every black person in the world will get double what you wish." After a thought he says he's got it. "My first wish is i want a million dollars." Genie "your wish has been granted and every black person now has 2 million dollars." Man "Ok my second wish i want 10 thousand acres Genie.." Granted but every black person in the world now has 20 thousand acres. "And now you have but one wish." "The man replies with my final wish... i wish you to beat me half to death."
Asians are so bad at driving, I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.
There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy. What do you call the white guy? Warden.
How do you start a Jewish parade? Throw a penny down main street.
How does a black woman know when she's pregnant? When she pulls out her tampon all the cotton is picked off.
Saw this bumper sticker in L.A. - "I'm not drunk, I'm Asian"
Whats long and Black?? The KFC line.
There's this black kid that goes to school and realizes teachers treat him differently than the white kids. So, he goes home, paints himself white and shows his dad. His dad beats the crud outta him. He shows his mother, "Hey Ma, Look! I'm white!" He gets beat by his mom too. Lastly, he shows his Grandmother, "Grandma, Look! I'm white! She beats him badly with her cane and sends him to his room. Later, his dad comes into his room and asks, "Son, did you learn anything out of this?" And the boy replies, "Duh! I've only been white for an hour and I already hate three niggers!"
If the world were a jacket where would the blacks go? The Hood.
A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins? Society.