Two black men are walking down the street. They pass a shop that advertises "Be White For a Day! Ninety-nine cents!" The two guys decide to try it out and they look to see how much money they have. One guy has a dollar bill, and the other guy has exactly ninety-eight cents. They decide that the first guy will go in with the dollar, get his change and then give it to the second guy so he can go in. Problem solved. The first guy goes in, and after a few minutes, he comes out with white skin, kakhi slacks, a polo, and a golf cap. They laugh and admire his new race for a minute. Then the second guy says, "How about that penny?" The first guy yells, "GET A JOB!"
What do you call a mexican who's lost his car? Carlos.
Rappers are like the pens at the bank. They all have chains on them, and don't write very well.
How does a black woman know when she's pregnant? When she pulls out her tampon all the cotton is picked off.
When terrorists feed their children, do they use the airplane method of "open wide" while making airplane noises? Or do they just smash it into their faces?
The Winter Olympics. Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
Why don't black people dream? Because the last black guy that "had a dream" got shot
Q: Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea? A: He thought he was melting.
Q: How do Asian parents name their kids? A: They drop a tin can down the stairs and it makes the noise Bing ling wata ling ling.