The best racist jokes

Saw this bumper sticker in L.A. - "I'm not drunk, I'm Asian"
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has 74.34 % from 453 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, asian, racist
How does a black woman know when she's pregnant? When she pulls out her tampon all the cotton is picked off.
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has 74.27 % from 977 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? A: Neither have they...
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has 73.79 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: Why are native Americans effective strippers? A: When they dance they make it rain.
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has 73.75 % from 203 votes. More jokes about: racist, weather
Life Lemons Saying: White Guy: When Life gives you lemons enjoy them with friends. Black Guy: When Life gives you lemons sell them, buy a gun, point it at life and say "More lemons mother Fucker".
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has 73.66 % from 522 votes. More jokes about: life, racist
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
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has 73.56 % from 768 votes. More jokes about: black people, mexican, racist
Why don't black people dream? Because the last black guy that "had a dream" got shot
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has 73.37 % from 1022 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Why do black people go to the Liberty Bell? They heard there was some crack in it.
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has 73.36 % from 762 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Two girlfriends meet again after a few years. One is pushing around a baby buggy. The first girlfriend looks at the baby and is perplexed. "Black skin? Blue slit eyes? A blonde afro? How did you do that?" Murmurs the other woman. "Damn gangbang! At least he doesn't bark!"
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has 73.33 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: baby, dirty, racist, sex, time
When terrorists feed their children, do they use the airplane method of "open wide" while making airplane noises? Or do they just smash it into their faces?
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has 73.27 % from 338 votes. More jokes about: airplane, kids, racist, terrorist
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