Why don't black people go on cruises? They already fell for that shit once before.
What do you call 100 million black guy skydiving during the daytime? Nightfall.
What the number one crime in asia? Identity theft.
A Pakistani boy took admission in an American school... Teacher: "Whats your name?" Boy: "Nadir" Teacher: "No, now you are in America, your name is Johnny from today." Boy went home and his mother asked: "How was the day Nadir?" Boy: "I am an American now, so call me Johnny." Mom and Dad both got offended and beat him up. Next day he was back to school all bruised... Teacher: "What happened Johnny?" Boy: "Ma'm, just 6 hours after I became American, I was attacked by two Pakistani terrorists."
How did the black guy escape from jail? He unscrewed the light bulbs.
A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins? Society.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black.
How do they name Chinese baby's? They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like.
Q: Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea? A: He thought he was melting.
What happened to the Asian when he walked into a wall with a boner? He hit his nose.