How does a black woman know when she's pregnant?
When she pulls out her tampon all the cotton is picked off.
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Q: How do Asian parents name their kids?
A: They drop a tin can down the stairs and it makes the noise Bing ling wata ling ling.
Life Lemons Saying:
White Guy: When Life gives you lemons enjoy them with friends.
Black Guy: When Life gives you lemons sell them, buy a gun, point it at life and say "More lemons mother Fucker".
American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large supply of garbage from his recent stay at an apartment. After a long search, he just couldn't find any place to discard of it. So, he just went down one of the side streets to dump it there.
Yet, he was stopped by a Moscow police officer, who said, "Hey you, what are you doing?"
"I have to throw this away," replied the tourist.
"You can't throw it away here. Look, follow me," the policeman offered.
The police officer led him to a beautiful garden with lots of grass, pretty flowers, and manicured hedges. "Here," said the cop, "dump all the garbage you want."
The American shrugs, opens up the large bags of garbage, and dumps them right on the flowers.
"Thanks for giving me a place to dump this stuff. This is very nice of you. Is this Russian courtesy?" asked the tourist.
"No. This is the American Embassy."
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
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Why don't black people dream?
Because the last black guy that "had a dream" got shot
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Q: Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
A: Neither have they...
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Why do black people go to the Liberty Bell?
They heard there was some crack in it.
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Q: Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea?
A: He thought he was melting.
Q: Why are native Americans effective strippers?
A: When they dance they make it rain.