When terrorists feed their children, do they use the airplane method of "open wide" while making airplane noises? Or do they just smash it into their faces?
What did the black woman name her 5 sons? Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart? She just called them by thier last names.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower? Unemployed.
Q: Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea? A: He thought he was melting.
Why do black people go to the Liberty Bell? They heard there was some crack in it.
Q: What do you call a redneck virgin? A: A 7 year old that can run faster than her brothers.
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
Black man walked into the bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, "Where did you get it?" The parrot says, "Africa…"
How does a black woman know when she's pregnant? When she pulls out her tampon all the cotton is picked off.
Q: Why are native Americans effective strippers? A: When they dance they make it rain.