The best racist jokes

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.
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If the world were a jacket where would the blacks go? The Hood.
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Black man walked into the bar with a parrot on his shoulder.  The bartender asks, "Where did you get it?"  The parrot says, "Africa…"
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What has two wings and a halo? A Chinese telephone. Wing, Wing, Halo
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Asians are so bad at driving, I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.
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The Winter Olympics. Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.
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Q: What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? A: Neighbour.
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Why don't black people dream? Because the last black guy that "had a dream" got shot
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Why'd the Mexican army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo? There was only two vans.
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What's the problem with an Asian pet store? There's always a kitchen in the back.
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