The best racist jokes

How does a black woman know when she's pregnant? When she pulls out her tampon all the cotton is picked off.
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has 76.74 % from 1419 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Why are black people so good at Basketball? Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
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has 76.59 % from 3051 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, sport
What's the problem with an Asian pet store? There's always a kitchen in the back.
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has 76.51 % from 386 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: What is the difference between northern and southerner fairytales? A: Northerner starts off with "Once upon a time..." a southerner starts with "listen to this shit..."
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has 76.36 % from 556 votes. More jokes about: racist
What the number one crime in asia? Identity theft.
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has 76.35 % from 1250 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.
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has 76.08 % from 2835 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist
There was an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman working on the top of a cliff. The Englishman said, "If I have cheese in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off this cliff." The Scotsman said, "If I have jam in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff." The Irishman said, "If I have ham tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff." The next day, the Englishman had cheese, the Irishman had ham, and the Scotsman had jam. So they all jumped. At the funerals, the wives of the Scotsman and Englishman said, "Why didn't they just tell us they didn't like their sandwiches?" The Irish lady said, "I don't know why my husband jumped off the cliff. He made his own sandwiches."
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has 75.94 % from 318 votes. More jokes about: black humor, funeral, husband, racist, wife
God made each and everyone of us until he got to China. Copy paste...copy paste...
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has 75.90 % from 2366 votes. More jokes about: asian, god, racist
I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors. I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.
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has 75.71 % from 1662 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, kids, racist
Q: What's Mexicans favorite video game. A: Borderlands.
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has 75.65 % from 692 votes. More jokes about: game, mexican, racist
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