Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.
If the world were a jacket where would the blacks go? The Hood.
Black man walked into the bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, "Where did you get it?" The parrot says, "Africa…"
What has two wings and a halo? A Chinese telephone. Wing, Wing, Halo
Asians are so bad at driving, I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.
The Winter Olympics. Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.
Q: What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? A: Neighbour.
Why don't black people dream? Because the last black guy that "had a dream" got shot
Why'd the Mexican army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo? There was only two vans.
What's the problem with an Asian pet store? There's always a kitchen in the back.