A white man walking down a beach kicks up a lamp, with hope he rubs the lamp. Sure enough a genie pops out, and says, "I will grant you 3 wishes but be warned every black person in the world will get double what you wish." After a thought he says he's got it. "My first wish is i want a million dollars." Genie "your wish has been granted and every black person now has 2 million dollars." Man "Ok my second wish i want 10 thousand acres Genie.." Granted but every black person in the world now has 20 thousand acres. "And now you have but one wish." "The man replies with my final wish... i wish you to beat me half to death."
There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy. What do you call the white guy? Warden.
Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.
What did Stevie Wonder say when he found out he was blind? "Well, at least I'm not black."
Q: What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? A: Neighbour.
What really separates black people from society? Prison.
Black man walked into the bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, "Where did you get it?" The parrot says, "Africa…"
Why'd the Mexican army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo? There was only two vans.
Two Jewish guys are walking when one notices a sign on a Catholic church that says "Convert to Christianity, and we'll give you $100." The one says to the other, "should we do it?" The other says "NO!! Are you crazy?" The first guy replies "Hey, a hundred dollars is a hundred dollars... I'm gonna do it." So he walks in to the church, and little while later, he walks back out. The friend says "well, did you get the money?" He replies "Oh that's all you people think about, isn't it?"
Why don't black people dream? Because the last black guy that "had a dream" got shot