The best racist jokes

Why are black people so good at Basketball? Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
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has 76.38 % from 2191 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, sport
I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors. I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.
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has 76.31 % from 1107 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, kids, racist
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
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has 76.21 % from 2609 votes. More jokes about: asian, black people, mexican, racist
Asians are so bad at driving, I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.
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has 76.10 % from 652 votes. More jokes about: asian, insulting, racist, travel, war
Q: Why are native Americans effective strippers? A: When they dance they make it rain.
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has 76.08 % from 158 votes. More jokes about: racist, weather
There was an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman working on the top of a cliff. The Englishman said, "If I have cheese in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off this cliff." The Scotsman said, "If I have jam in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff." The Irishman said, "If I have ham tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff." The next day, the Englishman had cheese, the Irishman had ham, and the Scotsman had jam. So they all jumped. At the funerals, the wives of the Scotsman and Englishman said, "Why didn't they just tell us they didn't like their sandwiches?" The Irish lady said, "I don't know why my husband jumped off the cliff. He made his own sandwiches."
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has 76.02 % from 209 votes. More jokes about: black humor, funeral, husband, racist, wife
Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.
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has 75.83 % from 2222 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist
When terrorists feed their children, do they use the airplane method of "open wide" while making airplane noises? Or do they just smash it into their faces?
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has 75.68 % from 206 votes. More jokes about: airplane, kids, racist, terrorist
Saw this bumper sticker in L.A. - "I'm not drunk, I'm Asian"
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has 75.63 % from 260 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, asian, racist
What the number one crime in asia? Identity theft.
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has 75.39 % from 809 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
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