Q: What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? A: Neighbour.
What the number one crime in asia? Identity theft.
Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
Life Lemons Saying: White Guy: When Life gives you lemons enjoy them with friends. Black Guy: When Life gives you lemons sell them, buy a gun, point it at life and say "More lemons mother Fucker".
What did the black woman name her 5 sons? Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart? She just called them by thier last names.
Q: What do you call a redneck virgin? A: A 7 year old that can run faster than her brothers.
Saw this bumper sticker in L.A. - "I'm not drunk, I'm Asian"
Rappers are like the pens at the bank. They all have chains on them, and don't write very well.
What has two wings and a halo? A Chinese telephone. Wing, Wing, Halo