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What the number one crime in asia? Identity theft.
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has 75.40 % from 993 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
Life Lemons Saying: White Guy: When Life gives you lemons enjoy them with friends. Black Guy: When Life gives you lemons sell them, buy a gun, point it at life and say "More lemons mother Fucker".
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has 75.40 % from 499 votes. More jokes about: life, racist
Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.
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has 75.38 % from 2403 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist
Q: What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? A: Neighbour.
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has 75.34 % from 1249 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
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has 75.31 % from 2954 votes. More jokes about: asian, black people, mexican, racist
Two black men are walking down the street. They pass a shop that advertises "Be White For a Day! Ninety-nine cents!" The two guys decide to try it out and they look to see how much money they have. One guy has a dollar bill, and the other guy has exactly ninety-eight cents. They decide that the first guy will go in with the dollar, get his change and then give it to the second guy so he can go in. Problem solved. The first guy goes in, and after a few minutes, he comes out with white skin, kakhi slacks, a polo, and a golf cap. They laugh and admire his new race for a minute. Then the second guy says, "How about that penny?" The first guy yells, "GET A JOB!"
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has 75.21 % from 184 votes. More jokes about: racist
Rappers are like the pens at the bank. They all have chains on them, and don't write very well.
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has 75.21 % from 193 votes. More jokes about: music, racist
Saw this bumper sticker in L.A. - "I'm not drunk, I'm Asian"
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has 75.03 % from 410 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, asian, racist
What did the black woman name her 5 sons? Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart? She just called them by thier last names.
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has 74.90 % from 578 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What do you call a redneck virgin? A: A 7 year old that can run faster than her brothers.
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has 74.46 % from 299 votes. More jokes about: age, racist, redneck
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