Why are black people so good at Basketball? Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
What's the problem with an Asian pet store? There's always a kitchen in the back.
I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors. I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.
Why'd the Mexican army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo? There was only two vans.
Q: Why are native Americans effective strippers? A: When they dance they make it rain.
What the number one crime in asia? Identity theft.
What do you call a Mexican knight? The Chosen Juan.
Q: What's Mexicans favorite video game. A: Borderlands.
What does the black kid across the street get for christmas? Your bike...
There was an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman working on the top of a cliff. The Englishman said, "If I have cheese in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off this cliff." The Scotsman said, "If I have jam in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff." The Irishman said, "If I have ham tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff." The next day, the Englishman had cheese, the Irishman had ham, and the Scotsman had jam. So they all jumped. At the funerals, the wives of the Scotsman and Englishman said, "Why didn't they just tell us they didn't like their sandwiches?" The Irish lady said, "I don't know why my husband jumped off the cliff. He made his own sandwiches."