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Why don't black people go on cruises? They already fell for that shit once before.
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Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
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Why'd the Mexican army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo? There was only two vans.
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Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale? To get his stuff back.
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What's the flattest surface you can iron your clothes on? Asian girl's ass.
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What really separates black people from society? Prison.
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What the number one crime in asia? Identity theft.
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What did Stevie Wonder say when he found out he was blind? "Well, at least I'm not black."
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Why don't black people dream? Because the last black guy that "had a dream" got shot
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A Pakistani boy took admission in an American school... Teacher: "Whats your name?" Boy: "Nadir" Teacher: "No, now you are in America, your name is Johnny from today." Boy went home and his mother asked: "How was the day Nadir?" Boy: "I am an American now, so call me Johnny." Mom and Dad both got offended and beat him up. Next day he was back to school all bruised... Teacher: "What happened Johnny?" Boy: "Ma'm, just 6 hours after I became American, I was attacked by two Pakistani terrorists."
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