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Why are black people so good at Basketball? Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
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has 76.60 % from 2111 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, sport
What's the problem with an Asian pet store? There's always a kitchen in the back.
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has 76.45 % from 175 votes. More jokes about: racist
I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors. I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.
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has 76.42 % from 1063 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, kids, racist
Why'd the Mexican army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo? There was only two vans.
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has 76.33 % from 291 votes. More jokes about: mexican, military, racist
Q: Why are native Americans effective strippers? A: When they dance they make it rain.
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has 76.31 % from 150 votes. More jokes about: racist, weather
What the number one crime in asia? Identity theft.
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has 76.04 % from 761 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
What do you call a Mexican knight? The Chosen Juan.
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has 76.00 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Q: What's Mexicans favorite video game. A: Borderlands.
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has 75.99 % from 485 votes. More jokes about: game, mexican, racist
What does the black kid across the street get for christmas? Your bike...
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has 75.93 % from 157 votes. More jokes about: racist
There was an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman working on the top of a cliff. The Englishman said, "If I have cheese in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off this cliff." The Scotsman said, "If I have jam in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff." The Irishman said, "If I have ham tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff." The next day, the Englishman had cheese, the Irishman had ham, and the Scotsman had jam. So they all jumped. At the funerals, the wives of the Scotsman and Englishman said, "Why didn't they just tell us they didn't like their sandwiches?" The Irish lady said, "I don't know why my husband jumped off the cliff. He made his own sandwiches."
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has 75.89 % from 194 votes. More jokes about: black humor, funeral, husband, racist, wife
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