The best racist jokes

Q: What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? A: Neighbour.
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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.
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Why don't black people dream? Because the last black guy that "had a dream" got shot
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Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses? Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
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Why'd the Mexican army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo? There was only two vans.
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Whats long and Black?? The KFC line.
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Why do black people go to the Liberty Bell? They heard there was some crack in it.
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Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
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Asians are so bad at driving, I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.
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What has two wings and a halo? A Chinese telephone. Wing, Wing, Halo
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