Rappers are like the pens at the bank.
They all have chains on them, and don't write very well.
God made each and everyone of us until he got to China.
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What the number one crime in asia?
Identity theft.
American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large supply of garbage from his recent stay at an apartment. After a long search, he just couldn't find any place to discard of it. So, he just went down one of the side streets to dump it there.
Yet, he was stopped by a Moscow police officer, who said, "Hey you, what are you doing?"
"I have to throw this away," replied the tourist.
"You can't throw it away here. Look, follow me," the policeman offered.
The police officer led him to a beautiful garden with lots of grass, pretty flowers, and manicured hedges. "Here," said the cop, "dump all the garbage you want."
The American shrugs, opens up the large bags of garbage, and dumps them right on the flowers.
"Thanks for giving me a place to dump this stuff. This is very nice of you. Is this Russian courtesy?" asked the tourist.
"No. This is the American Embassy."
Q: Why are all black people fast?
A: Because the slow ones are in jail.
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I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors.
I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.
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Q: What's Mexicans favorite video game.
A: Borderlands.
Why are black people so good at Basketball?
Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
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What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?
Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
Saw this bumper sticker in L.A. - "I'm not drunk, I'm Asian"