What's the problem with an Asian pet store?
There's always a kitchen in the back.
Q: What do you call a redneck virgin?
A: A 7 year old that can run faster than her brothers.
What the number one crime in asia?
Identity theft.
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?
Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
Q: Why are all black people fast?
A: Because the slow ones are in jail.
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Why don't black people dream?
Because the last black guy that "had a dream" got shot
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There was a tornado in my area the other day.
The sky was so black; it took my bike.
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I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors.
I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.
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What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower?
Unemployed.
God made each and everyone of us until he got to China.
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