Why are black people so good at Basketball?
Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
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What's the problem with an Asian pet store?
There's always a kitchen in the back.
Q: What do you call a redneck virgin?
A: A 7 year old that can run faster than her brothers.
What the number one crime in asia?
Identity theft.
There was an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman working on the top of a cliff. The Englishman said, "If I have cheese in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off this cliff."
The Scotsman said, "If I have jam in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff."
The Irishman said, "If I have ham tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff."
The next day, the Englishman had cheese, the Irishman had ham, and the Scotsman had jam. So they all jumped.
At the funerals, the wives of the Scotsman and Englishman said, "Why didn't they just tell us they didn't like their sandwiches?"
The Irish lady said, "I don't know why my husband jumped off the cliff. He made his own sandwiches."
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God made each and everyone of us until he got to China.
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Q: What is the difference between northern and southerner fairytales?
A: Northerner starts off with "Once upon a time..." a southerner starts with "listen to this shit..."
Q: Why are all black people fast?
A: Because the slow ones are in jail.
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There was a tornado in my area the other day.
The sky was so black; it took my bike.
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Why don't black people dream?
Because the last black guy that "had a dream" got shot
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