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I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors. I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.
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has 75.43 % from 1364 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, kids, racist
Q: What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? A: Neighbour.
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has 75.35 % from 1313 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What do you call a redneck virgin? A: A 7 year old that can run faster than her brothers.
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has 75.34 % from 310 votes. More jokes about: age, racist, redneck
Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.
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has 75.31 % from 2459 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
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has 74.99 % from 3019 votes. More jokes about: asian, black people, mexican, racist
What has two wings and a halo? A Chinese telephone. Wing, Wing, Halo
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has 74.93 % from 204 votes. More jokes about: phone, racist
What did the black woman name her 5 sons? Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart? She just called them by thier last names.
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has 74.72 % from 620 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Two black men are walking down the street. They pass a shop that advertises "Be White For a Day! Ninety-nine cents!" The two guys decide to try it out and they look to see how much money they have. One guy has a dollar bill, and the other guy has exactly ninety-eight cents. They decide that the first guy will go in with the dollar, get his change and then give it to the second guy so he can go in. Problem solved. The first guy goes in, and after a few minutes, he comes out with white skin, kakhi slacks, a polo, and a golf cap. They laugh and admire his new race for a minute. Then the second guy says, "How about that penny?" The first guy yells, "GET A JOB!"
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has 74.58 % from 188 votes. More jokes about: racist
Saw this bumper sticker in L.A. - "I'm not drunk, I'm Asian"
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has 74.57 % from 432 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, asian, racist
Life Lemons Saying: White Guy: When Life gives you lemons enjoy them with friends. Black Guy: When Life gives you lemons sell them, buy a gun, point it at life and say "More lemons mother Fucker".
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has 74.53 % from 511 votes. More jokes about: life, racist
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