Q: What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person?
A: Neighbour.
Q: Why are all black people fast?
A: Because the slow ones are in jail.
Why don't black people dream?
Because the last black guy that "had a dream" got shot
Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses?
Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
Why'd the Mexican army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?
There was only two vans.
Whats long and Black??
The KFC line.
Why do black people go to the Liberty Bell?
They heard there was some crack in it.
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
Asians are so bad at driving, I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone.
Wing, Wing, Halo