Why'd the Mexican army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?
There was only two vans.
Saw this bumper sticker in L.A. - "I'm not drunk, I'm Asian"
Q: What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person?
A: Neighbour.
What the number one crime in asia?
Identity theft.
Whats the simalarites between a fence and a white person?
They both get jumped by Mexican and black people
Black man walked into the bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
The bartender asks, "Where did you get it?"
The parrot says, "Africa…"
Q: Why are all black people fast?
A: Because the slow ones are in jail.
Q: What do you call a redneck virgin?
A: A 7 year old that can run faster than her brothers.
Q: What's Mexicans favorite video game.
A: Borderlands.
There was an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman working on the top of a cliff. The Englishman said, "If I have cheese in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off this cliff."
The Scotsman said, "If I have jam in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff."
The Irishman said, "If I have ham tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff."
The next day, the Englishman had cheese, the Irishman had ham, and the Scotsman had jam. So they all jumped.
At the funerals, the wives of the Scotsman and Englishman said, "Why didn't they just tell us they didn't like their sandwiches?"
The Irish lady said, "I don't know why my husband jumped off the cliff. He made his own sandwiches."