What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?
Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
What's the problem with an Asian pet store?
There's always a kitchen in the back.
Q: What do you call a redneck virgin?
A: A 7 year old that can run faster than her brothers.
There was a tornado in my area the other day.
The sky was so black; it took my bike.
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What the number one crime in asia?
Identity theft.
Q: Why are all black people fast?
A: Because the slow ones are in jail.
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Why don't black people dream?
Because the last black guy that "had a dream" got shot
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God made each and everyone of us until he got to China.
Copy paste...copy paste...
I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors.
I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.
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Q: What is the difference between northern and southerner fairytales?
A: Northerner starts off with "Once upon a time..." a southerner starts with "listen to this shit..."