I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors.
I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.
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Why are black people so good at Basketball?
Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
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Q: Why are all black people fast?
A: Because the slow ones are in jail.
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Q: What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person?
A: Neighbour.
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Rappers are like the pens at the bank.
They all have chains on them, and don't write very well.
Saw this bumper sticker in L.A. - "I'm not drunk, I'm Asian"
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white.
The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof.
Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof.
Next is the black guy's turn.
The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
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What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone.
Wing, Wing, Halo
What did the black woman name her 5 sons?
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone.
How did she tell them apart? She just called them by thier last names.
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The Winter Olympics.
Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.
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