The best racist jokes

I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors. I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.
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has 75.50 % from 1389 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, kids, racist
Why are black people so good at Basketball? Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
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has 75.34 % from 2608 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, sport
Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.
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has 75.27 % from 2501 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist
Q: What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? A: Neighbour.
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has 75.18 % from 1354 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Rappers are like the pens at the bank. They all have chains on them, and don't write very well.
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has 74.81 % from 203 votes. More jokes about: music, racist
Saw this bumper sticker in L.A. - "I'm not drunk, I'm Asian"
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has 74.72 % from 443 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, asian, racist
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
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has 74.69 % from 3060 votes. More jokes about: asian, black people, mexican, racist
What has two wings and a halo? A Chinese telephone. Wing, Wing, Halo
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has 74.56 % from 214 votes. More jokes about: phone, racist
What did the black woman name her 5 sons? Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart? She just called them by thier last names.
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has 74.47 % from 647 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
The Winter Olympics. Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.
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has 74.31 % from 581 votes. More jokes about: racist, sport, white people, winter
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