The best school jokes

Chuck Norris got a perfect SAT score by just putting his name on the paper...
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school
Chuck Norris's 1st Grade teacher asked him how many stars there were on the American Flag. Chuck Norris replied "Yes." and was correct.
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has 62.91 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school, teacher
TEACHER : What is further away, Australia or the Moon? Pupil : Australia, you can see the Moon at night.
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: school
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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has 62.43 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school
Teacher: What's 2 and 2? Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good? That's perfect!
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has 62.39 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: kids, math, school, student, teacher
Q: Why do schools in West Virginia only have Drivers Ed two days a week? A: Because they need their cars for Sex Ed the other three days a week!
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has 62.37 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: car, school, sex
Q: Why don't you see any pot heads in elementary school? A: Because they're all in high school
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: school, weed
Billy was excited about his first day at school. So excited in fact, that only a few minutes after class started, he realized that he desperately needed to go to the bathroom. So Billy raised his hand politely to ask if he could be excused. Of course the teacher said yes, but asked Billy to be quick. Five minutes later Billy returned, looking more desperate and embarrassed. "I can’t find it," he admitted. The teacher sat Billy down and drew him a little diagram to where he should go and asked him if he will be able to find it now. Billy looked at the diagram, said "yes" and went on his way. A short while later he returned to the class room and said to the teacher "I still can’t find it." Frustrated, the teacher asked Tommy, a boy who had been at the school for awhile, to help Billy find the bathroom. So Tommy and Billy left the classroom together and five minutes later they both return and sat down at their seats. The teacher asked Tommy "Well, did you find it?" Tommy was quick with his reply. "Oh sure, he just had his boxer shorts on backwards."
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: kids, school, teacher
When I was young I had my first induction day in IT we were making an animation on scratch me and my friend decided to go on our phones. The teacher came over and asked, "what we were doing on our phones." I had to think fast so I said "we were researching something" she said that was alright. Still, to this day I wonder why she didn't notice that we had computers in front of us that had the school wifi.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: phone, school, stupid, teacher, technology
Four high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes. After lunch they reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire. Much to their relief she smiled and said, "Well, you missed a test today so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper." Still smiling, she waited for them to sit down. Then she said, "First Question was which tire was flat?"
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: car, school, teacher
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