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Today in lesson Little Jonny went to the back of the room and Miss McRacen went "Not in the back." Jonny: "That's what she said." Miss: "Get out!" Jonny "She said that too."
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has 60.73 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, little Johnny, school, sex
Why do mexicans walk around the school like they own the place? Cause there dad built it and there mom cleans it at night.
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has 60.71 % from 213 votes. More jokes about: dad, mexican, racist, school
Your mama so old she sat next to Moses in the second grade.
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has 60.69 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: age, religious, school, Yo mama
Chuck Norris went to school so he could be studied.
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has 60.01 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school
Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it. Mary: No madam! I will not be able to attend it. Teacher: Why? Mary: My mother will not allow me to go so far!
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: school, teacher
Q. What's the king of the pencil case? A. The ruler.
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has 59.42 % from 182 votes. More jokes about: school
A father went to take his daughter from school. While waiting, he heard her talking with a classmate of hers "I worry so much-..! My dad works 16 hours a day so he can build a dream house for when I grow up. My mom spends her days cooking for me, making deserts and tiding my room so I can have fun. I worry. I’m so worried!" "With that kind of parents you have nothing to worry about," her friend told her. "Yeah, but what if... What if they... What if they... ESCAPE?"
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has 59.20 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: dad, kids, school, work
I told my crush at school, "If you love me, come wearing red tomorrow." The next day she came in wearing black! When she dropped her pen and she bent over to pick it up, I got a look up her skirt at her red thong. Moral of the story: she really loves me underneath it all.
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has 59.12 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: dirty, school
In the beautiful world of fantasy, holding hands is the first sign of true love. In college it means someone is too drunk to stand on their own.
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has 58.98 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: beauty, college, drunk, love, school
DEPT OF STATISTICS: All grades are plotted along the normal bell curve. DEPT OF PSYCHOLOGY: Students are asked to blot ink in their exam books, close them and turn them in. The professor opens the books and assigns the first grade that comes to mind. DEPT OF HISTORY: All students get the same grade they got last year. DEPT OF RELIGION: Grade is determined by God. DEPT OF PHILOSOPHY: What is a grade? LAW SCHOOL: Students are asked to defend their position of why they should receive an A. DEPT OF MATHEMATICS: Grades are variable. DEPT OF LOGIC: If and only if the student is present for the final and the student has accumulated a passing grade then the student will receive an A else the student will not receive an A. DEPT OF COMPUTER SCIENCE: Random number generator determines grade. MUSIC DEPARTMENT: Each student must figure out his grade by listening to the instructor play the corresponding note (+ and - would be sharp and flat respectively). DEPT OF PHYSICAL EDUCATION: Everybody gets an A.
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has 58.68 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: history, math, religious, school
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